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Not that it’s even possible to forget the president’s unnerving, nausea-inducing, borderline incestuous, obsession with his daughter, Ivanka, but just in case you forgot amidst an inundation of bullshit: Trump is still a creepy predator whose adult daughter calls him ‘Daddy,” apparently.

While speaking on tax reform to an audience in North Dakota on Wednesday, Trump couldn’t help but beckon his very sexy, extremely datable daughter (and White House advisor) on stage — because she just begged to join him on his big fancy trip to North Dakota.

“Sometimes they’ll say, ‘he can’t be that bad a guy. Look at Ivanka.’ Now come on up, honey,” Trump explained as he introduced Ivanka. “She’s so good. She wanted to make the trip. She said, ‘Dad, can I come with you?” But that’s not what she really said, he paused and revised:

“Actually she said ‘Daddy, can I go with you?’” Trump added. “I like that. ‘Daddy, can I go with you?’”

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Gross, gross, gross! Ignoring, for a moment, that Ivanka — a 35-year-old woman with three children — allegedly calls her father “Daddy,” and focusing on how Trump admitted to liking it! Then made a point to clarify that Ivanka didn’t say “Dad,” but she said “Daddy.” One would like to think an aide had told Trump to lay off publicly fetishizing his own daughter by now, but even that seems to be too high of a bar for this administration.

Who knows if Ivanka actually calls her father “Daddy.” You can see her wince and attempt to laugh off Trump’s revision of their alleged conversation as she walks on stage. I guess Ivanka’s invocation isn’t the saving grace Trump hopes she will be — actually it just makes people uncomfortable and “visibly annoyed.”