RIP White Claw Summer

The rule is that once cops use a meme, it’s dead and buried. The police state’s latest casualty: hard seltzer White Claw, which was (bafflingly) having a bit of a moment this summer.

RT to “claw” back the civil liberties we’ve ceded to the surveillance state, am I right!

Anyway, RIP to this meme, RIP to this shitty drink, keep your eyes on the next tantalizing horizon.