Image: Creative Commons

On Thursday, the Associated Press reported that Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke spent a staggering $139,000 on a door (or, rather, on “upgrading” three sets of double doors in his office).

Ohhh, folks!

That’s right, it’s time for another edition of... *crowd chants in unison with me* Is! This! Your! Dooooor!

Let’s get right into it. Secretary Zinke: is this your door?

Image: Creative Commons

Advertisement

No? Hm. Alright. Well then, is this your door?

Image: Creative Commons

No again? Hmm. Let’s see... is THIS your door??

Image: Creative Commons

Advertisement

Ryan, my man, ya gotta tell me: is this your door?

Be honest: Is this your door?

Image: Creative Commons

Advertisement

Come on, cut the crap. Is this your door?

Image: Creative Commons

Is this your door (technically a wardrobe)?

Screenshot: Disney

Advertisement

Is this your door?

Screenshot: NBC

Is this your door?

Image: Warner Brothers

Advertisement

Are either of these your door(s)?

Image: Warner Brothers
Image: Warner Brothers

Advertisement

Zinke, baby, come clean: is this your door?

Screenshot: Disney/Pixar

isthisyourdoor???

Image: Creative Commons

Advertisement

‘zis yer door, you little door freaK?!

Image: Creative Commons

Sir, sir!! Is THIS your door?

Image: Nintendo

Advertisement

Sir, I beg of you, please tell me: is THIS your door?!!!

Image: Nintendo

Alright, one last try. Please, tell me true. Is this your door? 

Image: Creative Commons

Advertisement

This has been another episode of Is This Your Door. Please submit your own doors for consideration in next week’s episode.

Have a great night everybody!!