Ryan Zinke: Is THIS Your Massively Expensive Door?

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On Thursday, the Associated Press reported that Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke spent a staggering $139,000 on a door (or, rather, on “upgrading” three sets of double doors in his office).

Ohhh, folks!

That’s right, it’s time for another edition of... *crowd chants in unison with me* Is! This! Your! Dooooor!

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Let’s get right into it. Secretary Zinke: is this your door?

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No? Hm. Alright. Well then, is this your door?

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No again? Hmm. Let’s see... is THIS your door??

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Ryan, my man, ya gotta tell me: is this your door?

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Be honest: Is this your door?

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Come on, cut the crap. Is this your door?

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Is this your door (technically a wardrobe)?

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Is this your door?

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Is this your door?

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Are either of these your door(s)?

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Zinke, baby, come clean: is this your door?

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isthisyourdoor???

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‘zis yer door, you little door freaK?!

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Sir, sir!! Is THIS your door?

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Sir, I beg of you, please tell me: is THIS your door?!!!

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Alright, one last try. Please, tell me true. Is this your door? 

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This has been another episode of Is This Your Door. Please submit your own doors for consideration in next week’s episode.

Have a great night everybody!!