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Pride weekend may be over, but the glitter in your sheets will last forever. And by the looks of Craigslist's nationwide lost & found boards (easily the 137th or 138th most helpful place to find lost items on the Internet), glitter isn't the only thing that the LGBTQ-centric celebration left in its wake. Check out some of the more notable postings.

1. "If I were the owner I'd be missing them," someone from Minneapolis writes about these sequined booty shorts.

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Where did they find these shorts? How did they get separated from their original owner? I just have so many follow-up questions.

2. There's a possible reward in it for whomever finds this red Fossil wristlet in San Francisco.

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All we know is that it's in a bathroom somewhere in the Castro or Upper Market.

GO.

3. While you're toilet-hunting, pop by Minneapolis' Loring Park.

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There's a Samsung Galaxy S4 hidden in a porta-potty somewhere around there.

4. This person lost their keys.

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5. This person lost their keys.

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We're bad at keys. Got it.

6. And this person lost their keys.

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Is "lost keys" slang for some new designer drug? Am I missing something here? What is our aversion to keys????

7. On a downer note, someone's dog slipped through their leash during the fireworks in San Francisco.

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If it makes you feel any better, there was another pup-related lost and found that's since been deleted. That dog might have been found, and maybe this one will, too?

8. Aaaaaand let's close with a "lost & found" from Yik Yak.

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SIGNAL BOOST!!!!

Bad at filling out bios seeks same.

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