Sitemap: 2018 July | Splinter

7/30/2018 - Jesse Watters Says We Don't Want 'Some Guy's Uncle From Zimbabwe' in America

7/30/2018 - CBS Decides Not to Take Immediate Action on Les Moonves

7/30/2018 - Senate Candidate Corey Stewart's Staff Are Somehow Even More Racist Than He Is

7/30/2018 - Trump Administration Reportedly Mulling Huge, Legally Dubious Tax Cut for the Rich

7/30/2018 - Ex-FEMA Official Allegedly Hired Women Staffers for His Friends to Have Sex With

7/30/2018 - Jeff Sessions Did Another Bad Thing

7/30/2018 - Nazi Running for Congress Wants You to Know He's So Much More Than Just a Nazi

7/30/2018 - Medicare for All Will Save Trillions, Conservative Wonks Forced to Admit

7/30/2018 - Rudy Giuliani Is Really on One Today

7/30/2018 - Bigfoot's Dick Is Officially a Campaign Issue in Virginia

7/30/2018 - Florida Candidate Teaches His Toddler How to Build Trump's Wall in Nauseating New Campaign Ad

7/30/2018 - Conventional Wisdom Ain't Cutting It Anymore

7/30/2018 - Ex-ICE Chief Can't Even Pretend He Cares About Gut-Wrenching Audio of Crying Migrant Kids

7/30/2018 - Corporate Executives: Fuck You Pay Me

7/30/2018 - Don't Take One More Off the Record Meeting With the Lying President

7/30/2018 - Roy Moore Walks Off Sacha Baron Cohen's Show After Setting Off His 'Pedophile Detector'

7/30/2018 - Indiana Synagogue Vandalized With Nazi Graffiti

7/29/2018 - The Kochs are Totally Willing To Back Democrats Who Act Like Republicans

7/29/2018 - Why Income Inequality in the US Is Way Worse Than in Europe

7/29/2018 - Trump Says He Would Shut Down Government Over Border Wall

7/29/2018 - To Protect Lying Trump, Lying Giuliani Accuses Cohen of Lying

7/29/2018 - Trump Breaks Own Off-the-Record Agreement with New York Times Publisher Over Meeting [UPDATED]

7/29/2018 - Massive Northern California Wildfire Kills 5 and Dozens Are Missing

7/29/2018 - New Orleans Police Search for Suspects in Shooting That Killed 3, Injured 7

7/28/2018 - At Book Signing, African American Man Accuses Sean Spicer of Calling Him the N-Word

7/28/2018 - The State Department Is Retroactively Revoking Transgender Women’s Passports, Report Says

7/28/2018 - A 6-Year-Old Girl Separated from Her Mother Was Sexually Abused at an Arizona Detention Facility

7/28/2018 - CNN Unearths More Reasons for Minnesotans to Vote GOP Rep. Jason Lewis Out of Office

7/27/2018 - Caption This Cursed Image

7/27/2018 - Lots of Truly Stupid Tweets Coming Out of the White House Today

7/27/2018 - Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee Reportedly Decides It Might Be Good to Pay Interns

7/27/2018 - Home Depot's Discrimination, Harassment, Low Pay, and Poor Management, By The Numbers

7/27/2018 - The Democratic Socialists of America’s Cynthia Nixon Dilemma

7/27/2018 - Kimberly Guilfoyle Reportedly Left Fox News After Allegations of Misconduct, Emotional Abuse [UPDATED]

7/27/2018 - Hundreds of Kids Are Still Separated From Their Families Even After Court Deadline Passes

7/27/2018 - Trump Is Going to War With Michael Cohen After New Russia Allegation

7/26/2018 - Watergate Journalist Carl Bernstein Helped Break This Bombshell Russian Collusion Story

7/26/2018 - Starbucks Has to Pay Employees for Off-the-Clock Work, California Court Says

7/26/2018 - New Law Would Finally Ban Sex Between Federal Agents and Detainees

7/26/2018 - Jonathan Chait Admits That Trump's Win Isn't All Bad--For Him

7/26/2018 - Robert Mueller Is Reportedly Launching an Investigation Into Trump's Terrible Tweets

7/26/2018 - Sorry but I'm Going to Have to Roast These Conservative Teens Just a Little

7/26/2018 - Jim Jordan Won't Let Widening Scandal Stop Him From Running for House Speaker

7/26/2018 - All Hail the Hero Who Set Betsy DeVos' Big Stupid Yacht Adrift

7/26/2018 - The White House's Attempts to Stop Reporters From Asking Questions Are Getting Ridiculous

7/26/2018 - Here's Sean Spicer Getting Called a 'Garbage Person' at a Book Signing

7/25/2018 - Accused Russian Spy Was Horny for Putin, Friends Say

7/25/2018 - Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke's Spokesperson Once Said Muslims Can't Be President

7/25/2018 - Stormy Daniels Arrest in Columbus Was Seemingly a Planned Hit Job

7/25/2018 - Soledad O'Brien Brutally Owns Meghan McCain for Being Mad Online About Socialism

7/25/2018 - NYC Pizza Deliveryman Finally Freed After ICE Arrested Him While Doing His Job

7/25/2018 - Trump Administration Ignored Warnings That Policy Change Would Only Help MS-13

7/25/2018 - Mother Whose Son Was Killed In Act of Racist Gun Violence Wins Congressional Nomination

7/25/2018 - I Am Extremely Disappointed to Learn the 'Main Street Investors Coalition' Is a Cynical Corporate Fraud

7/25/2018 - Georgia Politician Resigns After Disgracing Himself on Sacha Baron Cohen's Show

7/25/2018 - Georgia Republicans Overwhelmingly Back Trump-Loving Lunatic for Governor

7/25/2018 - More Scenes From a Great Marriage

7/25/2018 - The BBC Finally Gave Us the Brutal Sean Spicer Interview We've Been Waiting For

7/25/2018 - What's This? A Genuinely Left Wing Panel on Cable TV?!

7/24/2018 - CNN Obtains One of Michael Cohen's Secretly Taped Conversations With Trump

7/24/2018 - Justice Department Instructs Staff to Call Undocumented People 'Illegal Aliens'

7/24/2018 - Former White House Staffers Insist That Sean Spicer Stole Their Fridge

7/24/2018 - New Jersey Is on the Path to Legalizing Weed

7/24/2018 - Police Caught On Camera Pinning 10-Year-Old Boy to the Ground

7/24/2018 - Please Follow Our Highly Influential, Extremely Authentic, and Visually Stunning Instagram

7/24/2018 - Here's Heartbreaking Audio of Immigrant Moms Begging Judges for Their Kids

7/24/2018 - Jeff Sessions Loved Hearing a Crowd of Conservative Kids Chanting 'Lock Her Up'

7/24/2018 - Here's Trump Urging His Audience to Reject Objective Reality

7/24/2018 - Ivanka Trump's Fashion Line Has Disintegrated

7/24/2018 - The Sheer Scale of Corporate Tax Avoidance Is Fucking Staggering

7/24/2018 - 69 Answers to 'What the Hell Is Splinter?'

7/24/2018 - Animals Are People

7/24/2018 - The View Loses Its Mind Fighting About Socialism and Folks...It's Good

7/24/2018 - There Are Terrifying New Guns Coming and the NRA Could Not Be Happier

7/24/2018 - Sean Spicer's New Book Is Apparently Littered With Dumb Errors

7/24/2018 - The Daily Caller Went to an Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Rally and Found Unimaginable Horrors

7/24/2018 - White House Reportedly Thinking About Who Could Fill Sarah Huckabee Sanders' Lying Shoes

7/23/2018 - Nikki Haley Warns Young Conservatives to Stop 'Owning the Libs' Online

7/23/2018 - Hundreds of Parents Separated From Children at Border Already Deported

7/23/2018 - Nothing's Alright, Nothing is Fine

7/23/2018 - Support for Roe v. Wade Is at an All Time High, and Republicans Don't Care

7/23/2018 - Ex-New York Daily News Staffers Notch a Final Victory Over Their Scum Bosses

7/23/2018 - Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again Is the Most Important Film of the Trump Era

7/23/2018 - Your Pointless White House Feud of the Day Is Here

7/23/2018 - ICE Moves to Deport Mom Who Showed Up to Court to Pay Minor Traffic Ticket

7/23/2018 - Centrist Knuckleheads Come Together to Fantasize About How to Stop Bernie Sanders

7/23/2018 - Progressive Icon Barbara Lee Running for House Democratic Leadership Slot

7/23/2018 - America's Most Despised Coworker Gets New Job With Other Despicable People

7/23/2018 - Fox News Scrambles After Accidentally Letting Anti-Family Separation Democrat on Air

7/23/2018 - I'm Gonna Say Don't Take Advice From This Guy

7/23/2018 - This Union Busting Manual From Office Depot is Really Something

7/23/2018 - Sacha Baron Cohen Gets GOP Lawmaker to Scream N-Word and Expose Himself on Air

7/22/2018 - You Should Have Just Gone to Sleep

7/22/2018 - Republicans Can't Get Laid and It's Hilarious

7/22/2018 - New York State Is Still Putting Young People in Solitary Confinement

7/22/2018 - Brett Kavanaugh Once Argued Against Supreme Court Decision on Watergate Tapes

7/22/2018 - Cuba Proposes Constitutional Reforms that Would Recognize Same-Sex Marriage

7/22/2018 - Gunman Identified in Trader Joe’s Standoff in LA That Killed 1, Injured Several Others

7/22/2018 - Accused Russian Agent Maria Butina Met with Treasury, Fed Officials, Report Says

7/22/2018 - As Expected, Trump and His Enablers Lie About Carter Page FISA Documents

7/21/2018 - Pastor Robert Jeffress Defends Trump’s Evangelical Support By Citing ‘Womanizer’ Reagan

7/21/2018 - Here Are the Secret Documents About the Surveillance of Ex-Trump Adviser Carter Page

7/21/2018 - 'Crying Nazi' Banned From Virginia for 5 Years

7/21/2018 - Trump Thinks NFL National Anthem Talks Will Distract Us From Treasonous Behavior

7/21/2018 - ICE Agents Arrest Mother and Son at a Domestic Violence Court Hearing

7/20/2018 - You Know You Can Just Log Off Any Time You Want Right

7/20/2018 - Here Come New Allegations of Trump Sexually Harassing Teenagers

7/20/2018 - Kimberly Guilfoyle Reportedly Leaving Fox News to Work More Directly for Her Boyfriend's Dad

7/20/2018 - Don't Hold the Door Open From Too Far Away

7/20/2018 - Michael Cohen Reportedly Taped Trump Talking About Paying Hush Money to a Playboy Model

7/20/2018 - Only 364 of More Than 2,500 Immigrant Kids Have Been Reunited With Their Families So Far

7/20/2018 - I'm Glad We Get to Enjoy the Jeanine Pirro-Whoopi Goldberg Feud for Another Day

7/20/2018 - What in the Hell Is Trump Saying Here

7/20/2018 - Government Healthcare Is Saving My Mum's Life

7/20/2018 - Rahm Emanuel Ditches Meeting in Cafe When Confronted by Black Lives Matter Protesters

7/19/2018 - We're Still Finding Out About Evil Shit the EPA Did Under Scott Pruitt

7/19/2018 - Finally, Senate Republicans Found a Judicial Nominee Who Was Too Racist Even For Them

7/19/2018 - Devin Nunes Spent Thousands on Super Boring Corruption

7/19/2018 - When You Are Definitely Loving Your Job Right Now

7/19/2018 - Watching Fox News' Jeanine Pirro Get Shouted Down on The View Is Very Satisfying

7/19/2018 - LMAO Jeff Flake Fail

7/19/2018 - Trump Administration Escalates Attacks on Legal Immigration With Stringent New Visa Rules

7/19/2018 - Kirstjen Nielsen Echoes Trump's Charlottesville Comments in Trainwreck Interview

7/19/2018 - Coworkers Gifting Their Days Off So a New Mom Could Take Maternity Leave Is Not a Feel Good Story

7/19/2018 - Democrats Start Chanting 'U.S.A.! U.S.A.!' on House Floor Because That's Where We're at Now

7/19/2018 - The Radical Teachers Who Led the Red State Strikes Are Still Mad as Hell

7/19/2018 - Republican Attacks 'Naive' Young Voter for Asking About His Deranged Views on Climate Change

7/19/2018 - Out With the Old

7/19/2018 - Sean Spicer Launches the Comeback Tour Nobody Asked For

7/19/2018 - Israeli 'Nation-State' Bill Passes, Encouraging Jewish Settlements

7/18/2018 - California Court Blocks Initiative To Split State Into Three

7/18/2018 - White Supremacy Thrives in Darkness

7/18/2018 - Eighteen Democrats Join Hands With Nearly the Entire House Republican Caucus to Say: ICE Rules

7/18/2018 - Ivanka Trump Did It Again (a Bad Tweet)

7/18/2018 - A Pissed Off Press Corps Just Teamed Up Against Sarah Huckabee Sanders

7/18/2018 - Trump Starts His Third Russia Mess In Three Days

7/18/2018 - The New York Subway Has Become a Totalitarian Anti-Dog Police State

7/18/2018 - Kellyanne Conway Goes Nuts Over Mildly Amusing John Kelly Story

7/18/2018 - Buzzfeed UK Declines to Unionize, Content to Hope For the Paternalistic Good Will of a Disingenuous Layoff-Wielding Zillionaire

7/18/2018 - Of Course Fucking JOE LIEBERMAN Is Trying to Steal Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Election

7/18/2018 - How Jesse Helms Invented the Republican Party

7/18/2018 - John Kelly Reportedly Makes Brave Attempt to Not Directly Confront His Boss About Anything

7/18/2018 - Man Killed by Chicago Police Seems to Show His Gun License in Body Camera Video

7/17/2018 - New IRS Rules Will Allow Dark Money to Thrive

7/17/2018 - House Republicans Are Getting Their Asses Kicked in Fundraising

7/17/2018 - Migrant Children in the Custody of a Federal Contractor Reportedly Bathed Themselves in Sinks

7/17/2018 - The Government Keeps Getting Rebuffed in the Courts Over Its Family Separation Policy

7/17/2018 - A Not Very Nice Story About Andrew Cuomo

7/17/2018 - All The Times That Everyone Said Republicans Must Now Stand Up to Donald Trump

7/17/2018 - Trump Takes Back That Whole 'Not Blaming Russia For 2016 Hacking' Thing

7/17/2018 - Gaze in Horror at the Pentagon's World Emoji Day Video

7/17/2018 - MGM Resorts Is Suing Las Vegas Shooting Victims — Yes, Really

7/17/2018 - Republicans Responding to Abolish ICE Movement With 'ICE Is Great' Bill

7/17/2018 - Fox & Friends Has No Idea How to Handle This Trump-Putin Situation

7/17/2018 - Senators Considering the Dreaded 'Symbolic Rebuke' to Trump Over Putin Summit

7/16/2018 - Russian Woman Who Allegedly Tried to Set Up Trump-Putin Meeting Charged With Espionage

7/16/2018 - People Who've Worked for Donald Trump: Yeah That Was Pretty Bad

7/16/2018 - New Hampshire Republicans Are Trying Their Very Best to Disenfranchise College Voters

7/16/2018 - Weekend Wave | Trump Meets Putin, Chicago Shooting & Pussy Riot's World Cup Protest

7/16/2018 - White House Officials Are Now Telling Reporters That Trump's Brain Is Broken

7/16/2018 - Everyone Is Losing Their Goddamn Minds Right Now

7/16/2018 - Thanks for the Homophobia New York Times

7/16/2018 - Trump Administration Ordered to Halt Deportations of Recently Reunited Families

7/16/2018 - Fox News Reporter Unironically Decries Lack of Civility

7/16/2018 - Journalist for The Nation Forcibly Removed From Trump-Putin Conference

7/16/2018 - Candidate Whines to Fox News That His Parents Disowned Him for Being Republican Dickhead

7/16/2018 - So That Happened

7/16/2018 - The Only Amazon Prime Day Guide You Need

7/16/2018 - Judge Wonders If the Trump Administration Isn't Actually That Serious About Reuniting Families

7/16/2018 - Sacha Baron Cohen Owns the Hell Out of GOP Gun Nuts in Who Is America?

7/16/2018 - LA Times Deletes Information From Already-Published Article After Order From Judge

7/15/2018 - Kushner Cos. Allegedly Did Some Horrific Shit to Force Out Rent Stabilized Tenants

7/15/2018 - Capitol Hill Interns With MAGA Hats Say Uber Driver Refused To Drive Them

7/15/2018 - Birthright Participants Leave Trip To Visit Palestinian Family

7/15/2018 - The Monarchy Is Still Bad Even If Trump 'Disrespected' It

7/15/2018 - Separated Migrant Children Face Tough Rules, Tiring Routines, and Loneliness, Report Says

7/15/2018 - Ahead of Putin Meeting, Trump Calls the European Union a ‘Foe’

7/15/2018 - Fatal Shooting By Chicago Police Prompts Violent Clashes with Protesters [UPDATED]

7/14/2018 - Trump Lies So Much That Journalists Now Measure Things Like ‘Dishonesty Density’

7/14/2018 - Trump Gets Booed As He Plays Golf in Scotland

7/14/2018 - There’s Nothing Quite Like Watching Roger Stone Squirm

7/13/2018 - Welcome to the Absolute Dumbest Media Feud of the Day

7/13/2018 - FEMA Admits Its Catastrophic Failings During Last Year's Hurricanes

7/13/2018 - The UK's Anti-Trump Protests Were Very Good

7/13/2018 - Yeah You'll Be Okay Man

7/13/2018 - 12 Russians Indicted for Hacking Democrats In 2016 Election

7/13/2018 - WHOA: NYT Columnist Bravely Informs World That Racism Exists

7/13/2018 - Turns Out You Can't Count on 'Centrist' Democrats for a Goddamn Thing

7/13/2018 - Donald Trump's UK Press Conference Was an Unhinged Nightmare

7/13/2018 - Facebook Can't Explain Why It Won't Ban Infowars

7/12/2018 - Florida Police Department Allegedly Told Officers to Frame Black People

7/12/2018 - Yale Friends Say Brett Kavanaugh Loved To Eat Pasta With Ketchup

7/12/2018 - Here Are Some Nuclear Takes from Bryan Goldberg, the Self-Satisfied Shitlord Who Now Owns Gawker.com

7/12/2018 - Groundhogs Stage Direct Action Against Paul Ryan

7/12/2018 - Papa John's Pizzagate

7/12/2018 - Here's Stupid Person Paul Ryan Trying To Make a Joke About Abolish ICE

7/12/2018 - Roy Moore Joins Sarah Palin on Growing List of Bad People Pranked By Sacha Baron Cohen

7/12/2018 - Trump Brags About How Great Clearly Not Great North Korea Talks Are Going

7/12/2018 - America Is Saved!!!

7/12/2018 - lol

7/12/2018 - Republican Freakout Sends House Hearing Over FBI Conduct Into Complete Madness

7/12/2018 - You Have to Understand That This Is All an Investment

7/12/2018 - The Racist History of Banking

7/12/2018 - A Great Video of Piers Morgan Being Called an Idiot

7/12/2018 - Trump Administration Says It Has Hit Its Court-Ordered Family Reunification Goal Days Late

7/12/2018 - Stormy Daniels Arrested While Performing at An Ohio Strip Club, Raising a Bunch of Eyebrows

7/12/2018 - The White House Is Making Ludicrous Excuses For John Kelly's Behavior

7/11/2018 - Asylum Seekers Are Reportedly Being Separated From Their Kids

7/11/2018 - Walmart Patents Audio Surveillance Tool to Monitor Employee Conversations

7/11/2018 - Scoop: Rich People Like Each Other

7/11/2018 - Trump's North Korea Deal Has Not Been Holding Up That Well

7/11/2018 - Pennsylvania Police Say Man Found Dead Under Cop-Driven Bulldozer Maybe Had a Heart Attack

7/11/2018 - Washington Is Broken

7/11/2018 - The Scandal Surrounding Republican Congressman Jim Jordan Is Getting Worse

7/11/2018 - Seems Like Trump's NATO Adventure Is Going Great!

7/11/2018 - Border Protection Spending Valuable Time Starting a Nonsense Feud With Bill de Blasio

7/11/2018 - Frank Bruni Is a Bloodless, Passionless Ghost Haunting Political Punditdom--Boo!

7/11/2018 - A Haunting and Depraved Tour of Melania Trump's Instagram Graphics

7/11/2018 - Trump's Spiritual Adviser Has Some Garbage Thoughts On Detaining Children and Jesus

7/11/2018 - Detained Immigrant Kids Are Actually Seeing the Best of 'American Generosity,' HHS Chief Claims

7/11/2018 - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Won a Primary She Wasn't Even Running In

7/10/2018 - The Government Is Reportedly Trying to Make Migrant Women Pay for DNA Testing

7/10/2018 - Mike Pence Is Still Bad, Just in Case You Forgot

7/10/2018 - Donald Trump, Reportedly: Friendship Ended With John Kelly, Now Bill Shine Is My Best Friend

7/10/2018 - Supreme Court Nominee Brett Kavanaugh's Impact

7/10/2018 - Republican Congressman Unveils Authoritarian Nightmare Bill Targeting Antifa

7/10/2018 - U.S. Embassy Issues Ludicrous Warning to Americans In UK Ahead of Trump's Visit

7/10/2018 - What the Fuck?

7/10/2018 - Explainer: Why Did the New York Times Run All Those Alan Dershowitz Stories?

7/10/2018 - Finally, Someone (Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, My Queen) Made a Good Tweet

7/10/2018 - Trump Grants Clemency to Men Convicted of Arson on Federal Land

7/10/2018 - In Mexico, an Unstoppable Wave

7/10/2018 - Chuck Schumer's Crazy New Scheme: Fight Brett Kavanaugh's Nomination

7/10/2018 - GOP Congressional Candidate In North Carolina Has Long History Of Alleged Domestic Violence

7/10/2018 - Trump Pins His Administration's Failure to Reunite Immigrant Families On...Immigrant Families

7/10/2018 - What Exactly Happened Between Anthony Kennedy and Donald Trump?

7/10/2018 - The New York Times Didn't Waste Any Time Publishing the Worst Brett Kavanaugh Take

7/9/2018 - Brett Kavanaugh Is Bad News

7/9/2018 - Donald Trump Picks Brett Kavanaugh For the Supreme Court

7/9/2018 - Trump Administration Misses Deadline to Reunite Kids With Their Families, But Gets an Extension

7/9/2018 - New York Times Admits Running a Zillion Alan Dershowitz Stories Wasn't Great

7/9/2018 - The White House Hands Cynthia Nixon a Perfect Gift

7/9/2018 - Hey, a Possibly Good Thing!

7/9/2018 - Trump's Supreme Court Nomination Already Reeks of DC Sleaze

7/9/2018 - Trump Treated His Driver Like Dirt for Years, Lawsuit Claims

7/9/2018 - Trump Brings His Usual Level of Intelligence to Momentous Supreme Court Choice

7/9/2018 - Trump Administration Reportedly Set to Miss Deadline for Reuniting Families by Huge Margin

7/9/2018 - Worthless Senator Ben Sasse Maybe Making a Useless Bid for President

7/9/2018 - It's Open War Against Unions on All Fronts Now

7/9/2018 - Just a Deeply Satisfying Story About Stephen Miller Owning Himself

7/9/2018 - California Prosecutor Caught Posting Repulsive and Violent Comments About Maxine Waters

7/8/2018 - Ty Cobb Saw a Band Called Copstabber and Thought It Fucking Ruled

7/8/2018 - Former Cabinet Secretary Who Oversaw ICE: ICE Is Good, Actually

7/8/2018 - Alan Dershowitz Says Pardons Can't Constitute Obstruction of Justice

7/8/2018 - US Threatens to Pull Military Aid from Ecuador Over WHO Breastfeeding Resolution

7/8/2018 - Virginia Bookstore Owner Calls Cops on Woman Who Berated Steve Bannon [UPDATED]

7/8/2018 - Mitch McConnell Dodges Protesters Confronting Him About Separated Migrant Children

7/8/2018 - Immigration Agents Arrest Grandparents Visiting Their Son-in-Law at Fort Drum on July 4

7/8/2018 - Defense Contractor Caught Housing Migrant Children in an Office Building, Report Says

7/7/2018 - Judge Denies Trump Administration Request for Blanket Extension on Reuniting Migrant Children

7/7/2018 - Chicago Protesters March on Busy Expressway to Draw Attention to Gun Violence

7/7/2018 - North Korea Is Trying to Make the Trump Administration Look Foolish

7/7/2018 - On His Way Out the Door, Scott Pruitt Says a Final ‘Fuck You’ to the Environment

7/6/2018 - Trump Administration Lawyer Chooses Her Dog Over Detained Children

7/6/2018 - Here's a Picture of Me, or Maybe You

7/6/2018 - Inspiring: A Small Number of Jackasses Put Minimal Effort Into Remembering Some Onion Inc. Blogs

7/6/2018 - Solitary Confinement Is Still Torture Even If It's Happening to Paul Manafort

7/6/2018 - Government Finally Drops Charges Against All Remaining J20 Protesters

7/6/2018 - The Trump Administration's Attempt to Reunite Separated Families Has Been a Total Disaster

7/6/2018 - In Total Coincidence, Trump Just Happens to Be Avoiding London, Where Everyone Hates Him

7/6/2018 - This Is Actually The Point

7/6/2018 - There's Been an Explosion of Lobbying From Countries With Trump-Related Business Interests

7/6/2018 - How to Make a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich in Prison

7/6/2018 - Tucker Carlson Melts Down Over the Protester Who Scaled the Statue of Liberty

7/6/2018 - There’s No Trump Administration Crony Too Evil For DC’s Lobbying Swamp

7/6/2018 - The Military Is Reportedly Discharging Immigrants Who Were Promised a Fast Track to Citizenship

7/5/2018 - Donald Trump Calls Elizabeth Warren 'Pocahontas' Again, the Bit That He Will Never Stop Doing

7/5/2018 - Man Accused of Enabling Sexual Assault Is 'Outstanding,' Says Man Who Admitted to Sexual Assault

7/5/2018 - #AbolishICE Is Officially a Real Threat To the Trump White House

7/5/2018 - Great, Scott! Pruitt Calls It Quits

7/5/2018 - The Case For More Labor Unions Is The Most Obvious Case You Can Possibly Imagine

7/5/2018 - People Say They're Not Having Kids Because It's Insanely Expensive

7/5/2018 - The Trump Administration Still Hasn't Reunited Any Separated Kids With Their Families

7/5/2018 - Chuck Schumer Brings His Trademark Uselessness to the Supreme Court Fight

7/5/2018 - The Eugenicist Doctor and the Vast Fortune Behind Trump’s Immigration Regime

7/5/2018 - The Truth About MS-13

7/5/2018 - Scott Pruitt Is Almost Maybe Getting Sort of Close to Possibly Being in Trouble

7/5/2018 - Illinois Governor Refuses to Tell Voters to Back a Democrat Over a Literal Nazi

7/5/2018 - Mitch McConnell Isn't Even Trying to Pretend He Cares About School Shootings

7/4/2018 - Protester Scales Statue of Liberty and Refuses to Come Down Until 'All the Children Are Released'

7/4/2018 - Jeff Sessions Rescinds Guidances Politely Asking Companies and Schools to Be Less Racist

7/4/2018 - Someone Called the Cops on a Black State Representative for the Crime of Campaigning

7/4/2018 - Donald Trump Reportedly Really Wanted to Invade Venezuela

7/3/2018 - Kirstjen Nielsen Made a Very Brave Visit to Migrant Detention Centers Last Week

7/3/2018 - Kinda Seems Like Jim Jordan Is Full of Shit

7/3/2018 - Scott Pruitt Reportedly Asked Trump to Fire Jeff Sessions and Replace Him With...Scott Pruitt

7/3/2018 - Haim Saban Is Bad For Democracy

7/3/2018 - It All Matters

7/3/2018 - Trump Cabinet Members Most Likely to Own a Collection of Katanas in Their Basement, Ranked

7/3/2018 - What Is Time Even?

7/3/2018 - Children in Cages, a Symbol of Trump’s America

7/3/2018 - Sarah Sanders Goes on Fox News to Tell Some Lies About Civility

7/3/2018 - Trump Lowers Flags for Slain Journalists After White House Reportedly Denies Initial Request

7/3/2018 - The Open Shop Blues

7/3/2018 - Nativism Is Bad Politics

7/2/2018 - KKK Defender Whose Judicial Nomination Went Down in Flames Is a Federal Prosecutor Now

7/2/2018 - The Rhode Island Democratic Party Is Trying to Sabotage Its Own Progressive Legislators

7/2/2018 - Scott Pruitt's Own Aides Reportedly Regaling Congress With Tales of How Much He Sucks

7/2/2018 - Pissed Off Mom Confronts Scott Pruitt at Washington Restaurant About His Many Misdeeds

7/2/2018 - Trump's White House Is Losing Staff at Record Numbers

7/2/2018 - The Government Will No Longer Disclose How Many Separated Children It's Holding

7/2/2018 - DHS Begs Us to Think of the ICE Agents Who DON'T Terrorize Immigrants

7/2/2018 - Let's Name Elizabeth Warren's New Puppy

7/2/2018 - Ron Paul Pops Up to Remind Everyone He's Still Very Racist

7/2/2018 - Kentucky Governor Holds Medicaid Patients Hostage After Court Rules Against Him

7/2/2018 - Randi Weingarten Has 'Hope in the Darkness.' And Also Some Fear.

7/2/2018 - Tim Geithner Is Living His Best Post-Obama Life by Running Scam to Bleed Poor People Dry

7/2/2018 - Man Who Yelled 'Womp Womp' to Disrupt Immigration Protest Arrested for Pulling Gun on Activists

7/2/2018 - Is Michael Cohen About to Flip?

7/2/2018 - The Centrist Backlash to Abolishing ICE Is Here

7/1/2018 - Page Six Runs the Absolute Dumbest Hit Piece on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

7/1/2018 - The White House Reportedly Wants Congress to Pass Something Called the FART Act

7/1/2018 - Man Stabs Nine Refugees, Including Six Children, at Child's Birthday Party

7/1/2018 - Emails Show EPA’s ‘Open-Door Policy’ for Industries It’s Supposed to Regulate

7/1/2018 - What Country Does John Bolton Work For Anyway?

7/1/2018 - Susan Collins Says She Won’t Support a Supreme Court Nominee Who Opposes Roe v. Wade

7/1/2018 - Despite Multiple Warnings, Capital Gazette Shooter Was Still Able to Buy a Gun