Sitemap: 2018 June | Splinter

6/29/2018 - Judge Slaps Down Kentucky's Trump-Approved Medicaid Work Requirements

6/29/2018 - How the Media Would Cover the Apocalypse

6/29/2018 - Mike Huckabee's Gift to the Capital Gazette Shooting Victims Is a Picture of Himself

6/29/2018 - How Crossing the Border Became a Crime

6/29/2018 - We Get Voicemails

6/29/2018 - Slate Staffers Accuse Bosses of New Union-Busting Effort

6/29/2018 - Trump: Journalists [Checks Notes] Don't Deserve to Die

6/29/2018 - Jeff Flake Gave the Game Away

6/29/2018 - The Curious Case of Zack Stoner, Slain Chicago Journalist

6/29/2018 - This Is Fine, Right?

6/29/2018 - Jeff Sessions’ New Proposal Could Be Disastrous for Asylum Seekers

6/29/2018 - Fuck: Fucking Marco Rubio Wants To Fucking Know Where the Fucking Decency Fucking Went, You Fucks

6/29/2018 - ICE Agents Call for Dismantling of...ICE

6/28/2018 - These Were the Five People Killed in the Capital Gazette Shooting

6/28/2018 - Capital Gazette Reporter on Thoughts and Prayers: 'I Couldn't Give a Fuck About Them If There's Nothing Else'

6/28/2018 - Nearly Six Hundred People, Including Congresswoman, Arrested in D.C. Protest Against Family Separation

6/28/2018 - Winner of North Carolina's GOP Primary Asks: 'What's Wrong With Being a White Supremacist?'

6/28/2018 - At Least 5 People Killed in Shooting at Maryland Newspaper (UPDATED)

6/28/2018 - The Numbers That Confirm Trump Has Been Splitting Up Families for No Reason

6/28/2018 - Former NYT Editor Jill Abramson Goes in on the Paper's Shameful String of Fuck-Ups

6/28/2018 - Private Prisons Villain is Loving the 'Sales Environment' Created By Trump and ICE

6/28/2018 - Do NOT Ask Nancy Pelosi About Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez OK???

6/28/2018 - Mitch McConnell Would Love It if People Stopped Pointing Out His Shameless Hypocrisy

6/28/2018 - The Two Bad Things That Haven't Happened Yet

6/28/2018 - Just Some Vile British War Crimes The UK Doesn't Want You To Know About

6/28/2018 - Heavily Armed Federal Officers Move in To Close Down Portland's #OccupyICE Camp

6/28/2018 - Good News: The Supreme Court Just Lost Its Conservative Majority

6/28/2018 - Sean Hannity Accidentally Makes a Great Commercial for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

6/28/2018 - ICE Whistleblower Ambushed by Government Agents During Televised Interview

6/28/2018 - The Federal Government Is Reportedly Hauling Toddlers Into Immigration Court

6/27/2018 - The North Carolina GOP Is Trying to Enshrine Its Racist Voter ID Law in the State Constitution

6/27/2018 - The HHS Inspector General Will Reportedly Investigate Conditions at Child Detention Centers

6/27/2018 - A Guy Got So Mad at the Red Hen That He Allegedly Threw Chicken Poop at It

6/27/2018 - Activists Turn Out in Force to Protest Supreme Court Ruling on Muslim Travel Ban

6/27/2018 - Here Are Some of the Monsters Trump Is Considering as Anthony Kennedy's Replacement

6/27/2018 - Senate Democrats Can't Even Pretend They Have Spines For Just One Second

6/27/2018 - Here's Trump Forgetting Anthony Kennedy's Name Like an Idiot

6/27/2018 - Ex-Fox News Ghoul Reportedly Set to Become White House Communications Director

6/27/2018 - There's a Good Chance ICE Is Detaining Immigrants in a Jail Near You

6/27/2018 - Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

6/27/2018 - If This Unnamed Political Newcomer Wants to Make It in Washington, She’s Gonna Have to Follow All Our Fucking Terrible Advice

6/27/2018 - The Rich and Powerful Don’t Get to Repent With Their Dollars

6/27/2018 - White Supremacist Accused of Murdering Heather Heyer Indicted On Federal Hate Crime Charges

6/27/2018 - We Don't Just Need More Democrats, We Need Better Ones

6/27/2018 - Save Face Now by Admitting You Didn't See This Coming, Nerds

6/27/2018 - Supreme Court to Unions: Drop Dead

6/27/2018 - Wanna Bet?

6/27/2018 - Judge Orders Trump Administration to Halt Separations and Reunify Families ASAP

6/27/2018 - This Is How We Win

6/26/2018 - Latinx Socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Just Beat One of the Most Powerful Democrats in the House

6/26/2018 - Jeff Sessions Thinks Family Separation Is Fucking Hilarious

6/26/2018 - Here's How Much Respect the United States Has For the Sovereignty of Central and South American Countries

6/26/2018 - Immigrant Parents Describe the Heartbreak of Being Separated From Their Children

6/26/2018 - North Dakota Mayor Proposes Dissolving Town Government to Prevent Neo-Nazis Gaining Power

6/26/2018 - Elaine Chao to Protesters: Leave My Demon Husband Alone!

6/26/2018 - Please God No

6/26/2018 - ICE Allegedly Assaulted and Locked Up Immigration Attorney Trying to Reunite Mother and Child

6/26/2018 - A Dispatch From the Martha Stewart Trial, Almost 15 Years Later

6/26/2018 - Texas County Votes to Close Notorious Private Prison for Immigrant Women

6/26/2018 - Paul Ryan Pauses Important Maxine Waters Attack to Vaguely Criticize White Supremacist Buddy

6/26/2018 - Supreme Court Rules That Anti-Abortion Centers That Lie to Women Are Protected by Free Speech

6/26/2018 - Bitch McConnell

6/26/2018 - What Really Happens When We Charge Opioid Dealers With Murder

6/26/2018 - CNN Anchor Posed for Selfies With Trump Supporters Even After They Booed Him

6/26/2018 - Voting from Abroad Shouldn’t Be a Leap of Faith

6/26/2018 - The Supreme Court Upholds Trump's Muslim Travel Ban In 5–4 Ruling

6/26/2018 - Trump vs. Jimmy Fallon Is America's Most Pathetic Feud

6/26/2018 - Intrepid Fox News Reporter Covers Closed Red Hen Restaurant for Days As the World Burns

6/26/2018 - Jake Tapper's Dartmouth Alumni Chat With Kirsten Gillibrand Is Even Worse Than Expected

6/26/2018 - GOP Congressman Reveals Just How Badly the Trump Administration Is Messing Up Family Reunification

6/26/2018 - Here Are Some Infuriating Leaked Recordings From a Facility Housing Separated Migrant Kids

6/25/2018 - Report: 'Mad Dog' Is in the Dang Dog House!!!

6/25/2018 - White Nationalist Senate Candidate Corey Stewart Says the Civil War Wasn't About Slavery

6/25/2018 - Democratic Senate Candidate Arrested at Immigrant Detention Center

6/25/2018 - Chuck Schumer Is Still Playing the Same Dumb Game

6/25/2018 - Sarah Huckabee Sanders Not So Sure About That Whole 'Due Process' Thing for Immigrants

6/25/2018 - What the Fuck???

6/25/2018 - And Now, a Depressing Story Featuring Megyn Kelly, Seth Rogen, Paul Ryan, and Civility

6/25/2018 - A Democratic Congressman Is Introducing a Bill to Abolish ICE

6/25/2018 - Call Stephen Miller a White Nationalist

6/25/2018 - Splinter's First Crimes

6/25/2018 - Former Obama Staffer Compares Sarah Huckabee Sanders Incident to Civil Rights Movement

6/25/2018 - Supreme Court Says Gerrymandered Texas Districts Are Totally Cool

6/25/2018 - Separated Children Reportedly Forced to Recite Pledge of Allegiance

6/25/2018 - This Is Just the Beginning

6/25/2018 - Melania Trump Decides to Just Act Like She's Living on Another Planet

6/25/2018 - Donald Trump Starts His Week by Raging at a Restaurant

6/25/2018 - The GOP Is Reportedly Bracing for a Healthcare Backlash in November

6/25/2018 - Not Good Enough, Bernie Sanders

6/24/2018 - A Teenager Just Walked Out of a Holding Facility for Migrant Kids and Is Now Missing

6/24/2018 - Multiple Congressional Democrats Call For Abolishing ICE

6/24/2018 - Actions Have Consequences

6/24/2018 - Asylum-Seekers Say Immigration Officials Are Ransoming Their Kids in Exchange for Deportation

6/24/2018 - Humana Is About to Become the Hospice Industry’s Biggest Player, Report Says

6/24/2018 - Former Trump Campaign Aide Uses Racist Slur Against Black Guest on Fox & Friends

6/24/2018 - Witnesses Dispute Police Account of Minneapolis Shooting That Left 1 Dead

6/23/2018 - ICE Protests Spreading As Demonstrators Block Buses Transporting Migrant Children

6/23/2018 - Immigration Prosecutions Are Diverting Resources from Drug Cases, Report Says

6/23/2018 - We Get It, Donald, It’s a 'Witch Hunt!'

6/23/2018 - Virginia Restaurant 86es Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Her Family

6/22/2018 - Mother and Son Reunited After Being Separated at the Border

6/22/2018 - Yelp Reviews Are Politics In Neoliberal America

6/22/2018 - Sarah Huckabee Sanders: This Horrible Thing Is Actually Very Good

6/22/2018 - Millennial Trump Staffers Complain Yet Again About Being Unfuckable Losers

6/22/2018 - The Racist History of Chinese Restaurants

6/22/2018 - Fox & Friends: Who Cares About These Kids, They Aren't Ours

6/22/2018 - Cynthia Nixon Calls ICE 'Terrorist Organization' That Must Be Abolished, Show Me the Lie

6/22/2018 - Protesters Blast Kirstjen Nielsen's Home With Audio of Crying Immigrant Children

6/22/2018 - Fuck Decorum

6/21/2018 - A Dozen States Are Taking the Trump Administration to Court Over Its Family Separation Policy

6/21/2018 - The National Enquirer Reportedly Gave Michael Cohen Veto Power Over Trump-Related Stories

6/21/2018 - GOP Congressman Mike Coffman Says Trump Should Fire Stephen Miller

6/21/2018 - Republicans Sent Out Talking Points About Switzerland's Anti-Immigrant Laws, For Some Reason

6/21/2018 - Officer Kills Unarmed Black Teen in Pennsylvania

6/21/2018 - Liar Liar Jeff Sessions on Fire

6/21/2018 - DOJ Asks for Permission to Potentially Lock Immigrant Families Up Indefinitely

6/21/2018 - Sinclair Airs 'Must-Run' Propaganda Segment Praising Trump on Child Detention

6/21/2018 - Melania Trump Shows How Much She Cares On Trip to Meet Detained Immigrant Children

6/21/2018 - GOP Congressman Tries and Fails to Act Like He Gives a Shit About Immigrant Kids

6/21/2018 - Trump Implies Asylum Seekers Are Liars, So It's Not Hard to See Where This Goes Next

6/21/2018 - The New York Times Can Fuck Right Off

6/21/2018 - Lone Hero Reportedly Calls Stephen Miller a 'Fascist' at Mexican Restaurant

6/21/2018 - Teens Are Allegedly Being Straight Up Tortured In Immigrant Jails

6/21/2018 - Scott Pruitt Has Spent Nearly $5 Million on Security, Including Thousands on 'Tactical' Gear

6/20/2018 - Jeff Flake Is Apparently Thinking About Doing Something Useful For a Change

6/20/2018 - The Trump Administration Reportedly Wants to Merge the Departments of Labor and Education

6/20/2018 - White Supremacist Jason Kessler Gets Approval for D.C. Rally on Charlottesville Anniversary

6/20/2018 - Congresswoman Powerfully Condemns Family Separations, Declaring 'This Is Abuse'

6/20/2018 - Trump Insists He Definitely Didn't Make Meeting With Republicans Super Awkward

6/20/2018 - ABC News Apologizes for Very Bad Paul Manafort Error

6/20/2018 - Twitter Is Punishing Users Who Tweeted Our Stephen Miller Story

6/20/2018 - The White House Can't Even Spell 'Separation' Right

6/20/2018 - Protesters Force ICE to Shut Down Portland Facility

6/20/2018 - DHS Lashes Out After Airlines Say They Won't Transport Kids Separated From Families

6/20/2018 - Rudy Giuliani: No One Feels as Bad About Family Separation as the Guy Who Made It Happen

6/20/2018 - Let's Not Forget the Real Victim Here: Sarah Huckabee Sanders

6/20/2018 - Here Are Some of the Democrats Who Paved the Way for the Family Separation Crisis

6/20/2018 - Trump Signing the Order Ending Family Separations He Kept Swearing He Couldn't Sign

6/20/2018 - Here's Stephen Miller's Cell Phone Number, If You Need It

6/20/2018 - Lawsuit Alleges Private Shelter Forcibly Injects Immigrant Children With Powerful Drugs

6/20/2018 - Turning Point USA Is Reportedly Pretty Terrible at Dealing With Sexual Assault Accusations

6/20/2018 - Ivanka: Daddy Won't You Please Save the Children

6/20/2018 - Look at How Employable All These Trump People Are

6/20/2018 - Fox & Friends Ghouls Horrified by People Using Bad Words, Less So About Baby Jails

6/20/2018 - Corey Lewandowski Is a Hall of Fame Piece of Shit

6/19/2018 - The Trump Administration Is Ripping Toddlers From Their Parents and Putting Them in Makeshift Orphanages

6/19/2018 - Democratic Socialists Ruin Family Destroyer Kirstjen Nielsen's Dinner at a D.C. Mexican Restaurant

6/19/2018 - This Should Happen More

6/19/2018 - Emmanuel Macron Is Such a Dick

6/19/2018 - 'I Live in Fear': Outraged Activists Demand They Be Allowed to Visit Child Detention Centers

6/19/2018 - Guatemalan Mother Sues Trump Administration to Be Reunited With Seven-Year-Old Son

6/19/2018 - What Does Diaper Don Say About the Mueller Investigation?

6/19/2018 - Ryan Zinke Reportedly Tied to Real Estate Deal With Head of Halliburton to Open Hometown Brewery

6/19/2018 - Trump Officials Block More Lawmakers From Inspecting Child Detention Centers

6/19/2018 - The State Department's Facebook Q&A About Family Travel Was a Disaster for Some Reason

6/19/2018 - Incredibly, Jeb Bush's Son Is Lamer Than Jeb

6/19/2018 - No, the Vast Majority of Kids Taken From Parents at the Border Aren't Victims of 'Smugglers'

6/19/2018 - John Kelly's Riding This Thing to the End, Even If That's Maybe Trump's Impeachment

6/19/2018 - Nicaragua: Time’s Up

6/19/2018 - The New York Times Silenced a Stephen Miller Interview at the White House's Request

6/19/2018 - Trump Reportedly Blames a Media Conspiracy for the Outrage Over Child Detention

6/19/2018 - Tear It All Down

6/19/2018 - BREAKING: Most Republicans Pure Evil

6/19/2018 - Jeff Sessions Insists America Isn't Like Nazi Germany by Describing the Exact Thing Nazis Did

6/19/2018 - Tucker Carlson Responds to Child Detention Scandal With a Racist and Hypocritical Tirade

6/18/2018 - There's Going to Be a March on Washington Against Trump's Family Separation Policy

6/18/2018 - White Man Goes on Racist Tirade in Seattle

6/18/2018 - Kris Kobach Did Such a Bad Job Defending His Voter Suppression Law That He Has to Get More Legal Training Now

6/18/2018 - Kirstjen Nielsen Is So Fucking Full of Shit

6/18/2018 - Immigrant Kids Cry for Their Parents in Stomach-Churning Audio Obtained From Detention Center

6/18/2018 - A Billionaire Won't Save the Los Angeles Times Alone

6/18/2018 - Video Shows White Man Hassling Black Family at Pool Because He Was Worried About 'Diseases'

6/18/2018 - Americans Have a Really Hard Time With the Whole 'Facts' Thing in News Stories

6/18/2018 - Stop Covering Family Separation Like a Political Horse Race

6/18/2018 - The Deceptive Campaign to Keep D.C. Service Workers Underpaid

6/18/2018 - Minnesota Senate Candidate Puts Out a Literal Raging Dumpster Fire in Wild Campaign Ad

6/18/2018 - Trump Derails Space Program Event With Rant About the U.S. Becoming 'Migrant Camp'

6/18/2018 - This Is Absolutely What Is Happening

6/18/2018 - As White House Communications Staff Falls Apart, Steve Bannon Protege Julia Hahn Rises

6/18/2018 - A Former Japanese Internment Camp Prisoner on the Dire Effects of Putting Kids in Detention

6/18/2018 - Border Patrol Says Yes, We're Definitely Keeping Kids in 'Cages,' but Please Stop Saying That

6/18/2018 - Fox & Friends Goes All in on Selling the Trump Administration's Lies About Child Detention

6/18/2018 - Of Course Republicans Support Ripping Migrant Families Apart

6/17/2018 - Steve Bannon Is Still Telling Anyone Who Will Listen That MLK Would Love Donald Trump

6/17/2018 - Susan Collins Opposes Family Separation Policy, Also Opposes Bill That Would Stop It

6/17/2018 - Liar Lies

6/17/2018 - Donald Trump Is a Shitty Father

6/17/2018 - Stephen Miller Is One of Trump’s Biggest Advocates for Separating Immigrant Families

6/17/2018 - Journalist Brian Karem Apologizes for Not Raging at White House Officials Sooner

6/17/2018 - At Least 1 Dead, 20 Injured in Shooting at All-Night Art Festival in New Jersey

6/16/2018 - Paul Ryan Wants You to Know How Much He Loves His Family

6/16/2018 - Vegas Teacher Arrested After Allegedly Abusing ‘Naked Trump’ Statue Creator’s Daughter

6/16/2018 - Ohio Greets Mike Pence with Giant LGBTQ Dance Party and Protests

6/16/2018 - For Trump and His Strategists, Separating Children from Their Parents Is ‘Leverage’

6/16/2018 - Trump Administration Loses Another Ruling on Transgender Military Ban

6/15/2018 - San Francisco Police Officer Shot Fleeing Suspect in the Back

6/15/2018 - You May Have Noticed That Trump's War on Immigrants Is Getting Worse

6/15/2018 - Hundreds Protest Separation of Immigrant Families at Los Angeles Detention Center

6/15/2018 - Video Shows Border Patrol Allegedly Running Over Native American Man on Reservation

6/15/2018 - The Government Can’t Even Study The Effects of Getting Hammered Without Corruption Fucking It All Up

6/15/2018 - Absolute Twat Blocks British Law to Ban Taking Upskirt Photos

6/15/2018 - The U.S. Tore Nearly 2,000 Immigrant Children From Their Families in Under Two Months

6/15/2018 - At Last, an Easy Solution That Will Definitely Fix All the Democrats' Problems

6/15/2018 - Teachers Please Don't Tell Kids That It's Cool to Dress Up in Full KKK Regalia at School

6/15/2018 - 69% of Millennials Support Medicare for All

6/15/2018 - A List of All the Insanely Corrupt Shit Scott Pruitt Has Gotten Away With as Head of the EPA

6/15/2018 - Paul Manafort Is Now Paul Man-in-Jail

6/15/2018 - You Don't Need to Just Quote Trump

6/15/2018 - The GOP Immigration Bill Is Just Offensive Political Theater

6/15/2018 - Trump's Surprise White House Lawn Press Conference Was One of His Most Deranged Ever

6/15/2018 - The Bible Passage Jeff Sessions Used to Justify Detaining Children Has a Disgusting History

6/15/2018 - We Need an Anti-War Party

6/14/2018 - Minneapolis Police Requested That EMS Workers Give People Ketamine, Even When They Didn't Want It

6/14/2018 - If Your Business Is Helping the Government Rip Kids Away From Their Families, Then Business Is Good

6/14/2018 - Michael Cohen Is Reportedly Under Investigation for Illegal Lobbying

6/14/2018 - Arizona Cops Caught on Tape Mocking Injured Suspect After Violent Arrest

6/14/2018 - Great Job Nominating This Person for Senate, Virginia Republicans!

6/14/2018 - Michigan Republicans Manage to Tie Anti-Vaccine and Anti-Abortion Propaganda Into One Bill

6/14/2018 - The Forgotten Victims of Hurricane Maria

6/14/2018 - Sarah Sanders Gets Into Screaming Match Over Atrocious Defense of Trump's Detention of Children

6/14/2018 - The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Has Fired Its Anti-Trump Editorial Cartoonist

6/14/2018 - Border Patrol Is a Useless Job And No One Wants It

6/14/2018 - Desperate Democrat Joe Manchin Shows Just How Low He'll Go to Try to Win Over Trump Voters

6/14/2018 - Paul Ryan Is Full of Shit on Immigration Once Again

6/14/2018 - That Sound You Heard Was Hillary Clinton Punching a Hole in a Wall

6/14/2018 - Meghan McCain Really Tried to Defend Trump on Immigration Today

6/14/2018 - Washington Post Staffers Ask Richest Man in the World to Pay Them Fairly

6/14/2018 - The Right Is Dismantling Campus Free Speech As We Speak

6/14/2018 - Neo-Confederate Corey Stewart Kicks Off His General Election Campaign by Going Totally Batshit

6/14/2018 - New York Is Suing Trump and His Kids for Allegedly Using Their Foundation to Make Themselves Rich

6/14/2018 - The White House Is Taking Desperate Measures to Get Anyone to Work for Them

6/14/2018 - Don Jr.'s Birthday Message to His Father Is the Height of Tragedy

6/14/2018 - The First Look Inside America's Largest Immigrant Youth Detention Center Is Horrifying

6/14/2018 - The Story of the Oakland Jogger Who Threw a Homeless Man's Stuff Into a Lake Has Taken a Wild Turn

6/13/2018 - The Senate GOP's Infighting Sounds Extremely Soft

6/13/2018 - Rats, Ships, Etc.

6/13/2018 - The Government Allegedly Ripped a Baby Away From Her Mother While She Was Breastfeeding

6/13/2018 - Waffle House Employee Calls Cops on Black Couple

6/13/2018 - Arizona Republican Caught on Tape Ranting About How America Won't Be White Enough Soon

6/13/2018 - There Is No Affordable Housing in America

6/13/2018 - This Camel Has a Very Strong Back

6/13/2018 - The Trump Cabinet's Far-Right Bible Study Group Tried to Move Into the West Wing

6/13/2018 - Legal Resident Arrested by ICE as Family Watches From His Home

6/13/2018 - Mike Pompeo Goes Apeshit Over Very Simple and Important Question About North Korea

6/13/2018 - Members of Congress Shut Down Streets Near White House to Protest Family Separation at the Border

6/13/2018 - Marco Rubio Takes a Brave Stand For Homophobic Chicken

6/13/2018 - Rudy Giuliani's Awful Son Has Apparently Lost His Access to the West Wing

6/13/2018 - ACLU Lawyer Compares 'Moral Horror' of Tent Cities for Immigrant Children to Japanese Internment Camps

6/13/2018 - Michael Cohen Reportedly Scrambling for New Lawyers as Feds Close In

6/13/2018 - California Will Get to Vote on Nonsense Plan to Split the State in Three

6/13/2018 - A Black Texas Woman Accused of Voter Fraud Has Lost Her Bid for a Retrial, Faces Five Years in Prison

6/13/2018 - The Story About a New York Times Reporter Caught In a Leak Investigation Keeps Getting Crazier

6/13/2018 - 'What's Up Bootlickers?': Hero Citizen Torches Seattle Politicians Over Gross Pro-Amazon Move

6/13/2018 - Someone Tell Marilyn Pruitt About Indeed.com

6/13/2018 - Man Tasked With Helping President With Cheating Scandal Caught in Cheating Scandal

6/13/2018 - Far Right Confederacy Lover Wins Virginia GOP Senate Nomination

6/12/2018 - Moderate House Republicans Fail to Do the One Good Thing They Wanted to Do

6/12/2018 - Michael Cohen Reportedly Expects to Get Arrested Any Day Now

6/12/2018 - The Racist History of American Medicine

6/12/2018 - Newsweek Is Not Sorry For Their Horrible SEO Headlines Also When Does the World Cup Start

6/12/2018 - A Short History of Trump's Extreme Diplomatic Flip-Flops

6/12/2018 - America Has Always Loved Murderous Dictators

6/12/2018 - Trump Administration Reportedly Thinking of Putting Unaccompanied Children in Tent Cities

6/12/2018 - Rand Paul's Ongoing Yard Work Saga Is the Only Thing Keeping Me Going at This Point

6/12/2018 - Paying $860 For Front-Row Seats to The AT&T Ruling Is Normal and Cool

6/12/2018 - New Data Shows Obama Still Ahead of Trump in ICE Arrests (Trump Still Winning at Cruelty)

6/12/2018 - Republican Leaders Are Scrambling to Avoid Being Humiliated Over Immigration

6/12/2018 - Dennis Rodman for Secretary of State!

6/12/2018 - Meet God, AKA Laurene Powell Jobs

6/12/2018 - Three Stories About How Private Equity Is Fucking Us All

6/12/2018 - Thank God, Amazon and Starbucks Won’t Have to Pay Incrementally More in Taxes to Help The Homeless

6/12/2018 - The Trump Administration Is Going After Naturalized Citizens Now

6/12/2018 - Conservative Wackos Are Trying to Wreck Michigan's History Curriculum

6/12/2018 - The Pope Was Mistaken

6/12/2018 - Oh My GOD This Video of Trump and Kim Jong-Un

6/12/2018 - What the Hell Just Happened?

6/12/2018 - Ivanka and Jared Are Making a Fuckton of Money

6/11/2018 - Here We Go

6/11/2018 - North Dakota GOP Senate Candidate Mad That Trump Loves His Democratic Opponent

6/11/2018 - A 'Healthy' Republican Party Is Still Hell on Earth

6/11/2018 - Valedictorian Fights Back After Mic Gets Cut Off During Speech Discussing Her Alleged Assault

6/11/2018 - Chris Cillizza Explaining that G7 Picture on TV Is Only Slightly More Painful Than Chris Cillizza Explaining that G7 Picture on the Internet

6/11/2018 - Jeff Sessions Shuts the Door on Asylum Seekers Fleeing Domestic Violence

6/11/2018 - Those Trump Boys Are At It Again!!!! (Opening A Golf Clubhouse)

6/11/2018 - Trump's Apparent Foreign Policy Doctrine: 'We're America, Bitch'

6/11/2018 - How Is Bill Clinton Allowed to Keep Saying Things?

6/11/2018 - Ivanka Trump Is Now Just Passive Aggressively Subtweeting Everyone

6/11/2018 - Congresswoman on Immigrants' Treatment at Detention Center: 'Cruel,' 'Inhumane,' and 'Heartbreaking'

6/11/2018 - The White House Civil War Over Leaks Is Out of Control

6/11/2018 - Mitt Romney Is Back On His Sanctimonious Bullshit

6/11/2018 - Supreme Court Gives the Thumbs Up to a Harsh Attack on Voting Rights

6/11/2018 - Send Us Your Letters About Puerto Rico

6/11/2018 - Mándenos Sus Cartas Sobre Puerto Rico

6/11/2018 - Actually, Jeff Flake, This Is Exactly Who You Are

6/11/2018 - Obama Is Reportedly Having Weird Secret Meetings With All the Big 2020 Contenders

6/11/2018 - Fox News Host Slips and Calls Trump a 'Dictator' Live on Air

6/11/2018 - The White House Made an Entire Office Tape Trump's Papers Back Together

6/10/2018 - Trump Is Continuing His Big Meltdown About Justin Trudeau

6/10/2018 - Democratic Donors Reportedly Want Their Own Jeb 2016 Campaign

6/10/2018 - Scumbag Oakland Jogger Destroys Homeless Man's Encampment for Absolutely No Reason

6/10/2018 - Congratulations, Our Allies Hate Us Now!

6/10/2018 - Trump Adviser Larry Kudlow Loses His Mind During Bizarre Canada-Bashing Rant

6/10/2018 - Donald Trump Jr. Just Loves It When Daddy Attacks the Press

6/10/2018 - Thanks to Trump, We’re Now in a Big Fight with Canada

6/9/2018 - This G-7 Photo of Trump from Angela Merkel Says Everything You Need to Know

6/9/2018 - Trump Says He’ll Use His ‘Touch’ and ‘Feel’ to Negotiate with North Korea

6/9/2018 - ICE Detainee Dies in Apparent Suicide While Being Deported

6/9/2018 - Fox News Guest Encourages DOJ to ‘Go After the Reporters’

6/8/2018 - Send Us Your Tips

6/8/2018 - Arizona Police Caught on Camera Beating Unarmed Man

6/8/2018 - Experts Say Those New Anti-Opioid Ads Are ‘Wildly Off Target’

6/8/2018 - Stupid Democrats Are Reportedly Trying to Shut Down All Talk of Single Payer

6/8/2018 - Jeff Sessions' Brilliant Plan to Speed Up Immigration Courts Backfires

6/8/2018 - Sex? Or the City?

6/8/2018 - Why CEOs Should Never Be President

6/8/2018 - Sticking With Bob Menendez Was Stupid, Pointless, and Damaging

6/8/2018 - Are We Supposed to Know Who Konstantin Kilimnik, Apparently a Real Person, Is?

6/8/2018 - This Is How Easy It Is For a Man Accused of ‘Improper Sexual Conduct’ to Get a Free Pass

6/8/2018 - Michael Wolff's Reign of Terror Isn't Over

6/8/2018 - Beep Beep Vroom Vroom That Stolen (Not-A-)Tank Story Keeps Getting Weirder And I Love It!!!!!

6/8/2018 - DOJ Compares Undocumented Immigrants Caught in Ohio Raid to Bank Robbers

6/8/2018 - The Trump Administration Went After a New York Times Reporter During a Leak Investigation

6/8/2018 - DACA Recipient Found Dead Weeks After Being Forced to Return to Mexico

6/8/2018 - In Academia, Professors Coming On to You Is on the Syllabus

6/8/2018 - Bernie Sanders' Refusal to Endorse His Own Son for Congress Is Getting Extremely Weird

6/8/2018 - This Is Some Scummy Shit, Newsweek

6/8/2018 - Elaine Chao: No Nepotism to See Here!

6/8/2018 - White House Reportedly Has to Take Extreme Measures to Help Our Reading-Challenged President

6/8/2018 - The Trump Administration Is Now Trying to Sabotage Obamacare in the Courts

6/7/2018 - The Government Is Reportedly Putting Hundreds of ICE Detainees in Federal Prison

6/7/2018 - Scott Pruitt Is a Yuppie Motherfucker

6/7/2018 - Trump Confirms He Will Completely Bullshit His Way Through the Kim Jong-un Summit

6/7/2018 - What Evil Looks Like

6/7/2018 - Mick Mulvaney's Complete Dismantling of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau Continues Apace

6/7/2018 - The White House Wants to Reorganize the Federal Government to Make the 'Welfare' Stigma Official

6/7/2018 - Ted Cruz Ruins Legally Blonde 3 Two Years Before It Even Comes Out

6/7/2018 - We Live in a World Where 'Attorney General Jeanine Pirro' Does Not Sound Crazy

6/7/2018 - Chilling ICE Flyer Asks Immigrants: 'Have You Been Separated From Your Child(ren)?'

6/7/2018 - Livin' La Vida Lotion

6/7/2018 - Democrat Premieres Historic Ad With Same-Sex Kiss on Fox News

6/7/2018 - Trump: 'I Don’t Think I Have to Prepare Very Much' For North Korea Talks

6/7/2018 - Democrats Are Becoming Single-Issue Voters on Gun Control

6/7/2018 - Children Sing Sad Song In Sad City So They Remember To Not Get Shot

6/7/2018 - CNN's Shtick Is Getting Very Tired

6/7/2018 - ACLU Lawsuit Challenging The Inhumane Practice of Separating Families at Border Will Advance

6/7/2018 - Samantha Bee's Latest Response to Ivanka Trump Firestorm Is Actually Quite Good

6/7/2018 - Trump Is Reportedly Having a Tantrum Because He Has to Go on a Trip and Do His Job

6/7/2018 - Democratic Infighting Is Making the Party More Tolerable

6/6/2018 - Israel Knew Exactly How to Flatter Donald Trump

6/6/2018 - Even Republicans Think Spygate is Dumb

6/6/2018 - Democrats Vow to Bring Back Stupid and Harmful Spending Rule if They Win Back the House

6/6/2018 - Your 'Norms' Have Left the Building

6/6/2018 - Cynthia Nixon (Miranda) Says Miranda (Cynthia Nixon) Would Support Cynthia Nixon (Miranda) for Governor

6/6/2018 - Rudy Giuliani Has Some Nauseating Thoughts About Stormy Daniels and Women in General

6/6/2018 - There's Something Very Weird Happening on the Wikipedia Page of a Widely Hated Media Boss

6/6/2018 - Mike Pence Raves About America's Response to Hurricanes as if Puerto Rico Doesn't Exist

6/6/2018 - 'Nazi' Trunks Fuck Off!

6/6/2018 - Scott Pruitt Feels No Shame About Chick-fil-A Corruption

6/6/2018 - God Help Us, Sean Hannity Will Be Reporting From the North Korea Summit

6/6/2018 - Trump Commutes the Sentence of Alice Johnson After Campaign From Kim Kardashian

6/6/2018 - Undercover ICE Officer Reportedly Lured Workers at Ohio Garden Store with Donuts Before Massive Raid

6/6/2018 - Soldier at Brooklyn Military Base Called ICE on Pizza Delivery Man

6/6/2018 - Joe Manchin Can't Stop Putting His Body Against Donald Trump's

6/6/2018 - It Seems Like the Whole Damn Media Industry Is Unionizing Now

6/6/2018 - Goodbye Judge Aaron Persky, You Absolute Piece of Shit

6/6/2018 - Donald Trump is Reportedly Torn Between Kim Kardashian and John Kelly

6/6/2018 - Bill Clinton's Attempts to Walk Back His Monica Lewinsky Comments Just Make Things Worse

6/6/2018 - Democrats Appear to Have Dodged a Political Nightmare in California

6/5/2018 - The Democratic Establishment's Chosen Candidates Won Big in New Jersey

6/5/2018 - National Security Council Contractor Arrested Outside of White House for Attempted Murder

6/5/2018 - Trump's Ambassador to Germany Can't Stop Fucking Up

6/5/2018 - Kelly 'It Doesn't Matter, He's Dying Anyway' Sadler Is Reportedly Out at the White House

6/5/2018 - Betsy DeVos Struggles to Answer Simple Question About Whether Schools Can Call ICE on Students

6/5/2018 - Hero Ruins Donald Trump's Patriotism Fest By Taking a Knee During the National Anthem

6/5/2018 - Sarah Huckabee Sanders Comes Out Swinging When Asked Yet Again Why She Can't Stop Lying

6/5/2018 - Betsy DeVos Says School Safety Commission Formed After Parkland Won't Do Anything About Guns

6/5/2018 - Scott Pruitt Tried to Help His Wife Buy a Chick-Fil-a Franchise, Which Is Corrupt and Deeply Weird

6/5/2018 - Keith Ellison Is Officially Running for Minnesota Attorney General

6/5/2018 - The Awful Spectacle of 200 Immigration Officers Raiding a Couple of Garden Stores

6/5/2018 - Where Are the Children?

6/5/2018 - TFW Your Pro-Trump News Site's Ethics Policy Is Plagiarized

6/5/2018 - Jeff Sessions Confirms That Yes, of Course We're Taking Actual Infants From Immigrant Parents at Border

6/5/2018 - Howard Schultz's Bold Gamble: Is America Ready for an Unctuous Billionaire Preaching Austerity Economics and a Full-Throated Defense of the Status Quo?

6/5/2018 - Melania Trump Is Back? But Not Really? But Maybe?

6/5/2018 - We're Running Out of Room to Detain All the Young Children Taken From Parents at the Border

6/5/2018 - WH Slams Senator Who Tried to Visit Kids' Detention Center by Blaming Him for Sexual Assault

6/5/2018 - Trump Finally Flat-Out Says He Should've Hired Basically Anyone on Earth Instead of Jeff Sessions

6/5/2018 - Smart Lawyer Rudy Giuliani Has a Wild New Defense for Donald Trump's Lies

6/5/2018 - Hill Staffers Who Worked on the Atrocious GOP Tax Law Are Cashing in Big

6/4/2018 - Robert Mueller's Office Says Paul Manafort Tried to Tamper With Potential Witnesses, Which Seems Illegal

6/4/2018 - Donald Trump Disinvites Philadelphia Eagles From White House Ceremony Go Birds

6/4/2018 - Ronny Jackson's Nightmare Reportedly Not Over Yet

6/4/2018 - Protests in Richmond, VA After Police Killing of Unarmed Black Teacher

6/4/2018 - You Don't Have to Choose a Corporate Overlord

6/4/2018 - The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Is Allegedly Killing Editorial Cartoons Critical of Trump

6/4/2018 - Meghan McCain Thinks Republicans Support Trump Because They're...Confused?

6/4/2018 - Trump Tells His Supporters: 'Deplorables' Are So 'Hot' Right Now!!!

6/4/2018 - Local Peacocks Dismantle Capitalism

6/4/2018 - We're Going to Hear About Trump and Kimye Forever Aren't We

6/4/2018 - Sarah Huckabee Sanders Sputters Nonsense When Asked Point Blank About Lying for Trump

6/4/2018 - Rudy Giuliani Had to Scold His Adult Son to Knock Off Makeout Sesh at the Theater

6/4/2018 - SCOTUS Tosses Out Ruling That Allowed Unaccompanied Minors To Obtain Abortions

6/4/2018 - I Believe the Children Are Our Future

6/4/2018 - Scott Pruitt Apparently Made EPA Aide Seek Out a Used Trump Hotel Mattress for Purposes Unknown

6/4/2018 - Melania Trump Will Finally Show Her Face After a Month-Long Absence but the Press Isn't Invited

6/4/2018 - Supreme Court Rules in Favor of Colorado Baker Who Refused to Make Gay Couple's Wedding Cake

6/4/2018 - Bill Clinton Still Doesn't Get It

6/4/2018 - Senator Gets Cops Called on Him for Trying to Visit Detention Center for Undocumented Kids [UPDATED]

6/4/2018 - Senate Republicans Are on a Soul Searching Mission to Decide What Awful Things to Do Next

6/3/2018 - Congressional Republicans Are Pretending to Not Know How Google Works Now

6/3/2018 - Sure Looks Like Voters Really Care About Healthcare (and Not Much About the Russia Probe)

6/3/2018 - Texas' Inhumane Sanctuary City Law Is Forcing Victims of Domestic Violence Into Silence

6/3/2018 - Rudy Giuliani Had Another Great Television Appearance Today

6/3/2018 - Off-Duty FBI Agent Shoots a Guy While Dancing

6/2/2018 - Scott Pruitt Is Involved in Yet Another Ethics Scandal

6/2/2018 - Florida GOP Candidate to Host ‘Women’s Summit’ on Gardening and Weight Loss

6/2/2018 - Ignoring the Russia Probe, Trump Now Wants a Summit with Putin

6/2/2018 - North Korea Trolls Trump and His Tiny Hands with a Gigantic Mystery Letter

6/1/2018 - The Koch Brothers Are Stepping in to Help Out Embattled Democrat Heidi Heitkamp in Trump Country

6/1/2018 - Joy Reid Is Very Sorry...Again

6/1/2018 - Woman Filmed Screaming the N-Word at a Black Family in Florida

6/1/2018 - Trump's North Korea Summit Is Back on, Baby!!!

6/1/2018 - Closest Relative of Children Whose Parents Died Fleeing ICE Gets Deported

6/1/2018 - There's No Scam Too Small for Scott Pruitt

6/1/2018 - Melania Trump Is Not Exactly Helping Her Case

6/1/2018 - What if I Told You Trump Is Lying More Than Ever

6/1/2018 - Mike Pence Finds a Friend in Joe Biden

6/1/2018 - This Shit at Stanford Is Wild

6/1/2018 - Fox News Wonders if Roseanne Was Canceled By the Deep State (Really)

6/1/2018 - ICE Chief: Tearing Kids From Their Parents Is 'Sad' But Someone Has to Do it

6/1/2018 - Trump's Meeting With Families of Santa Fe Victims Was Apparently a Total Disaster

6/1/2018 - The Texans Who Are Mad as Hell About Trump's Border Wall

6/1/2018 - A White Supremacist Pedophile Is Running for Congress in Virginia

6/1/2018 - Migrant Caravan Asylum Seekers Allege Serious Mistreatment In Immigration Jail