Sitemap: 2018 March | Splinter

3/30/2018 - QUIZ: Do You Pay More in Rent Than Scott Pruitt?

3/30/2018 - Deported Veteran Finally Allowed to Return to U.S. After 14 Years

3/30/2018 - America's Best Socialized Healthcare Could Be Privatized Soon

3/30/2018 - Piss Off, Brian Stelter

3/30/2018 - The Roseanne-Trump Narrative Is Getting Out of Hand

3/30/2018 - Kellyanne Conway Bad-Mouths Hillary Clinton for What Donald Trump Does Every Chance He Gets

3/30/2018 - Kentucky Teachers Shut Down Schools Across the State and Prepare to Strike

3/30/2018 - Meet the Australian Woman Who Keeps Getting Hate Tweets Meant for Laura Ingraham

3/30/2018 - Hope Hicks Leaves a Huge Void of Nothingness as She Departs the White House

3/30/2018 - David Hogg Rejects Laura Ingraham's Weak Apology

3/30/2018 - Elon Musk Is an Asshole

3/30/2018 - Texas Woman Sentenced to Five Years in Prison For the Horrific Crime of Voting

3/29/2018 - A School Shooting Victim in Ohio Got Detention For Protesting School Shootings

3/29/2018 - Scott Walker Had Himself a Meltdown Online

3/29/2018 - Andrew McCabe Does Not Need Your Money

3/29/2018 - New Yorkers Turned Out in Force to Protest Stephon Clark's Killing by Police

3/29/2018 - Laura Ingraham Suddenly Sorry for Attacking David Hogg After Advertisers Flee Her Show

3/29/2018 - ...And Tiffany!

3/29/2018 - No Big Deal, Just Scott Pruitt Living in a House Owned by the Wife of an Energy Lobbyist

3/29/2018 - The Anti-Gun Revolution Will Be Vlogged

3/29/2018 - Talking With Dan Canon, the Civil Rights Lawyer Trying to End ICE and Turn Southern Indiana Blue

3/29/2018 - ICE Is Now OK With Detaining Pregnant Women in Immigration Jails

3/29/2018 - Conservatives Are Whining That Facebook Is Being Mean to Their Shitty Websites

3/29/2018 - NYPD Argues They Simply Can't Be More Transparent About Its Violent Cops

3/29/2018 - Tucker Carlson Invents an Alternate Universe to Smear Feminists

3/29/2018 - Oh No Did Don Jr. Just Own Jeb! Bush

3/29/2018 - I Believe in Them

3/29/2018 - The Fascist Right Is Bloodied and Soiled

3/29/2018 - Ronny Jackson Saying Trump's Brain Was Good Reportedly Helped Get Him the VA Job

3/29/2018 - Ben Carson's HUD Is Killing Fair Housing Enforcement

3/28/2018 - Go Off, Jeb

3/28/2018 - Conservative Websites Can't Get Enough of Parkland Survivor David Hogg

3/28/2018 - Leaked EPA Talking Points Tell Employees to Sell the Climate Change 'Debate'

3/28/2018 - Trump Ousts VA Secretary David Shulkin and Picks His Own Doctor to Replace Him

3/28/2018 - Obamacare Transferred A Massive Amount Of Money From the Rich to the Poor

3/28/2018 - The Appalling Anti-Abortion Trend No One is Challenging in Court

3/28/2018 - Some Things That I Found Out About Caroline Sunshine, the Former Disney Channel Star Who Just Got Hired at the White House

3/28/2018 - What If I Told You That Trump's Lawyer Might Have Done Something Shady

3/28/2018 - Sarah Huckabee Sanders Melts Down When Asked About Police Killings of Black People

3/28/2018 - Trump Administration Reportedly Made a Terrible Anti-Immigrant Plan Even Worse

3/28/2018 - California Sheriff Is Putting a Target on Immigrants' Backs to Spite State Government

3/28/2018 - The Don Jr. Divorce Drama Is (Allegedly) Getting Sadder by the Minute

3/28/2018 - Oh Cool, Robert Mercer Likely Has a Grenade Launcher Stashed In New York City

3/28/2018 - CNN's Rick Santorum Problem

3/28/2018 - The Republican Party's Organizing Principle Is That Voters Are Utterly Stupid

3/28/2018 - Trump Is Accidentally Correct About Amazon Being Bad

3/28/2018 - Marco Rubio Is Really on One

3/28/2018 - No One Is Going to Pay For Trump's Dumb Wall

3/27/2018 - The Brother of Stephon Clark and Other Fed Up Sacramentans Reamed Out the Sacramento City Council and Cops

3/27/2018 - At Least a Dozen States Are Suing Trump Over Citizenship Question on 2020 Census

3/27/2018 - Trump Ends Deportation Protections for a Few Thousand Liberians Because America Is Apparently Too Crowded

3/27/2018 - Florida Cop Caught on Camera Yanking a Woman to the Ground by Her Hair

3/27/2018 - Rudy Giuliani Crammed AirPods Into His Dinosaur Skull All Wrong

3/27/2018 - The Atlantic Mounts a Tired and Weak Defense of Its Hateful New Hire

3/27/2018 - Mike Pence Is Creating A-'Mother' Problem for the White House

3/27/2018 - Sarah Huckabee Sanders Had a Very Bad Day

3/27/2018 - Two Sheriffs Admit Their Departments Violated California's Sanctuary Laws

3/27/2018 - Two Simple Rules to Prevent War

3/27/2018 - Know Your Rights When Interacting With ICE by Watching These Videos

3/27/2018 - Not Your Negroni: How a Mississippi Drink Menu Shook Up a City’s Deep Race Tensions

3/27/2018 - Jared Kushner Reportedly the Subject of an Internal White House Investigation

3/27/2018 - Mitt Romney Brags About Being Even More Disgusting on Immigration Than Trump

3/27/2018 - White Cops Walk Free in Alton Sterling Case

3/27/2018 - The U.S. Betrayal of Puerto Rico by the Numbers

3/27/2018 - Why It's So Dangerous to Add a Citizenship Question to the Census

3/27/2018 - Lawyers Say Representing Trump Is Such an Honor That They Can't Possibly Do It

3/27/2018 - Trump Is Reportedly Obsessing Over the Stormy Daniels Interview

3/27/2018 - Former Uber-Loving Governor Bans Their Self-Driving Car Tests After Fatal Crash

3/27/2018 - Trump Still Mad an Aide Accused of Domestic Violence Can't Work at the White House: Report

3/26/2018 - FBI Investigating Suspicious Packages Discovered at Military Bases, CIA

3/26/2018 - Morning Joe Pays Tribute to Protesters With Host's Corny-Ass Dad Rock

3/26/2018 - ICE Caught Apparently Using Private Facebook Data to Hunt Suspects (UPDATED)

3/26/2018 - I Hope You Dance

3/26/2018 - Save All These Good Dogs From These Bad Men!!!

3/26/2018 - A 'Refugee Caravan' Is Headed to the U.S. and Getting Bigger Every Day

3/26/2018 - The White House Has Virtually Nothing to Say About Stephon Clark's Killing

3/26/2018 - Ryan Zinke Reportedly Tells His Employees That Diversity Isn't Important

3/26/2018 - Melania Trump Too Busy With 'Being a Mom' and 'Future Projects' to Watch Stormy Daniels Interview

3/26/2018 - Cambridge Analytica Accused of Breaking U.S. Campaign Finance Laws

3/26/2018 - The Working Class Has a $3 Trillion Weapon. Are They Willing to Use It?

3/26/2018 - Try to Top This West Virginia GOP Official's Excuse For Supporting An Evil Coal Baron

3/26/2018 - Even If Andrew Cuomo Were a Jew This Joke About Jews Isn't Very Funny

3/26/2018 - America's Oldest Gun Manufacturer Just Filed for Bankruptcy

3/26/2018 - Trump's Lawyer Issues New Threat to Stormy Daniels After Bombshell 60 Minutes Interview

3/26/2018 - Trump Is Reportedly Planning to Dump Another Cabinet Secretary

3/25/2018 - Failed Presidential Candidate's Solution to End Mass Shootings: Just Learn CPR!

3/25/2018 - Stormy Daniels Says She Was Threatened in 2011 to 'Leave Trump Alone'

3/25/2018 - Pay Your Interns

3/25/2018 - ICE Deports Army Vet with PTSD Who Served 2 Tours in Afghanistan

3/25/2018 - ‘Deep State’ Conspiracy Lawyer Is Off Trump’s Team Before He Even Starts

3/25/2018 - Fox & Friends’ Pete Hegseth Attacks Parkland Survivors, Donates to the NRA

3/25/2018 - Trump Continues to Ignore the March for Our Lives and Its Calls for Change

3/25/2018 - 'Am I Next?' Inside D.C.'s March For Our Lives

3/24/2018 - Watch This Powerful PSA by Veterans for Gun Reform

3/24/2018 - Hundreds of Thousands Join March for Our Lives to Show that 'We Are the Change' [UPDATING]

3/23/2018 - Parkland Students Visit DC High School to Join Forces With Students of Color

3/23/2018 - Roy Moore Supporters Reportedly Tried to Bribe His Accuser's Lawyer With Breitbart's Help

3/23/2018 - Fox News Has a Ludicrous Issue With Time's March for Our Lives Cover

3/23/2018 - Andrew Cuomo Debate Cynthia Nixon You Coward

3/23/2018 - CIA Posts Long Thread Praising Torture Ghoul-Turned-Feminist-Icon Gina Haspel

3/23/2018 - Border Patrol Is Making Some Very Humiliating Pleas to Recruit New Agents

3/23/2018 - Marco Rubio: Get the Parkland Teens' Names Out of Your Mouth!

3/23/2018 - Dismantling America’s Gun Crisis Will Cost More Lives

3/23/2018 - An Alarming Number of Guns Are Waiting to Be Found in Campus Restrooms

3/23/2018 - Meet Eddie Eagle, the NRA's Ineffective Approach to Gun Safety for Children

3/23/2018 - Trump Signs Spending Bill and Then Whines for Ages About How Much He Hated It

3/23/2018 - Politico Apparently Helped Make One of the Trump Campaign's Most Successful Ads

3/23/2018 - The White Man's Burden Is Crushing David Brooks

3/23/2018 - How Not to Write About the Fatal Uber Self-Driving Car Crash

3/23/2018 - Trump Threatens to Veto Crucial Spending Bill Just for the Hell of It

3/23/2018 - It's a Real Bad Sign That Craigslist Shut Down Their Personals Section

3/23/2018 - How DARE YOU Imply That John Bolton Promised Not to Start Any Wars

3/23/2018 - Joe Biden Sucks

3/23/2018 - Ivanka Trump Is Getting Better at Bullshitting and I'm Scared

3/22/2018 - The Atlantic Didn't Need to Hire This Guy

3/22/2018 - Trump Wants Four Chiefs of Staff, Because There's Not Enough Turmoil in the White House

3/22/2018 - Trump Hires Bush Administration Demon John Bolton as New National Security Advisor

3/22/2018 - Hundreds of Kentucky Teachers Are Fighting Pension Cuts—And They Just Might Win

3/22/2018 - CBS News Chooses Former GOP Operative With No Journalism Experience for Key Role

3/22/2018 - Kellyanne Conway's Anti-Drug Advice Is Weird as Hell

3/22/2018 - Trump Can't Find a Lawyer to Lead His Mueller Probe Team

3/22/2018 - Sad Baby Rex Tillerson Leaves DC, Town of Meanies

3/22/2018 - Stoneman Douglas Survivors Forced to Wear Ugly Clear Backpacks to School

3/22/2018 - Cory Booker and Jeff Flake Have a Bipartisan Snowball Fight on Capitol Hill, Everyone Loses

3/22/2018 - NYT Editor Dean Baquet Defends His Paper's Reviled Op-Ed Section

3/22/2018 - The Slow Death of a Southern Feminist Mecca

3/22/2018 - Talking With Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the Woman Challenging One of New York's Political Kingmakers

3/22/2018 - Getting Sick in America Can Make You Poorer Forever

3/22/2018 - 1 Big Thing Revealed by Chris Cillizza's List of 3 Big Things Revealed by Donald Trump's Tweet That He Could Knock Out Joe Biden

3/22/2018 - Ben Sasse Is Writing Another Book No One Asked For

3/22/2018 - Where Is Our Incentive Pay?

3/22/2018 - Republicans Are Terrified Because Their Candidates Are So Fucking Lazy

3/22/2018 - Our 2020 Nightmare in a Single Tweet

3/22/2018 - Jared Kushner May Have Helped the Saudi Prince Carry Out a Purge of His Political Opponents

3/21/2018 - Jared Kushner's Real Estate Company Is Under Investigation for Being Villainous Slumlords

3/21/2018 - What the Hell Is Going On at the Justice Department?

3/21/2018 - Tucker Carlson Has a White Nationalist Freakout About How Scary Immigrants Are

3/21/2018 - If You Want to Expose More Cambridge Analyticas, It's Time to Rehabilitate the Sting

3/21/2018 - What We Know About Austin Bombing Suspect Mark Anthony Conditt

3/21/2018 - Centrist Nerds Fuck Off

3/21/2018 - The Deflating Importance of the Leaked Dick Pic

3/21/2018 - Mister Police Aubrey O’Day Gave Us All the Clues

3/21/2018 - Labor Department Reportedly Buried Own Data Showing How Vile Policy Would Hurt Workers

3/21/2018 - The ‘Little Junkie Room’ That Quelled an Opioid Crisis

3/21/2018 - It's Good to See That Congress Has Its Spending Priorities in Order

3/21/2018 - 10 Democrats Join Hands With Republicans to Vote For Endless War in Yemen

3/21/2018 - Jeff Sessions Formally Directs States to Pursue Death Penalty in Certain Drug-Related Cases

3/21/2018 - Breitbart Is Crashing and Burning

3/21/2018 - You Should Not Write For Free

3/21/2018 - Geraldo Rivera Tosses Out Wild Speculation About the Austin Bombings

3/21/2018 - Gaze in Marvel at a Rich People Magazine

3/21/2018 - It Has Once Again Been Leaked That Trump Is Furious About Leaks

3/21/2018 - The GOP Is Officially Running a Nazi For Congress

3/21/2018 - This Was Always Going to Be Hard

3/21/2018 - Austin Bombing Suspect Dies After Blowing Himself Up, Police Say

3/20/2018 - FEMA Apparently Just Logged Off During Hurricane Maria

3/20/2018 - Second Explosion in Three Days Hits Austin

3/20/2018 - The AP Is Asking Really Important Questions About the Austin Bombings

3/20/2018 - 6 Months After a Devastating Earthquake, Many Mexicans Are Still Living on the Street

3/20/2018 - The Strange Mystery of Michael Wolff's Failing Book Tour

3/20/2018 - Predatory Capitalism Stole Your Data

3/20/2018 - Cambridge Analytica Suspends CEO as Sting Video Horror Show Continues

3/20/2018 - Melania Trump Invents Fake Critics of Her Anti-Bullying Campaign and Vows to Defeat Them

3/20/2018 - Turns Out a Federal Jobs Guarantee Is Very Popular and Democrats Should Probably All Run on It

3/20/2018 - Small California Town Starts Absurd War With the State Over Immigration Laws

3/20/2018 - Talking With the Author of In a Day's Work About Low-Income Workers' Battle to Be Included in #MeToo

3/20/2018 - Watch Betsy DeVos Get Torn to Shreds for Her Pitiful Answers on Racism in Schools

3/20/2018 - Ben Carson: Women Be Shopping

3/20/2018 - New York City Public Housing Needs an Astounding Amount of Money

3/20/2018 - The NRA's Deranged New Attack Ad Shows How Threatened It Feels by the Anti-Gun Movement

3/20/2018 - A Disturbing Number of People Still Think the Iraq War Was a Good Idea

3/20/2018 - Imagine Writing This Sex N Love Ballad About...Donald Trump Jr.

3/20/2018 - Turning 60 Is a Privilege

3/20/2018 - Andrew Cuomo Underestimates Cynthia Nixon at His Own Peril

3/20/2018 - GOP Shocked to Discover Another Hell Monster May Win a Crucial Primary

3/20/2018 - Explosion at FedEx Facility Near San Antonio Could Be Linked to Austin Bombings, FBI Says

3/20/2018 - New Pennsylvania Congressional Map Which Could Help Flip the House Looks Like It's Here to Stay

3/19/2018 - The Iraq War Started Fifteen Years Ago Today

3/19/2018 - No, Stormy Daniels' Lawyer Didn't Say That He Has Pictures of Trump's Hog

3/19/2018 - A Trump Supporter Hurled Racist Slurs at a Muslim Senate Candidate in Arizona—and Stupidly Livestreamed the Whole Thing

3/19/2018 - Trump Really Wants to Talk to Mueller, but for Some Reason His Lawyers Think That's a Bad Idea

3/19/2018 - States Are Competing to Pass the Country's Worst Anti-Abortion Laws

3/19/2018 - Enjoy These Trump Campaign Consultants Destroying Their Careers In Undercover Video Sting

3/19/2018 - Trump's New Anti-Drug Policy Ideas Are Not Ragingly Stupid and Will Definitely Work

3/19/2018 - Homeland Security Is Trying to Keep Something Called the 'Race Paper' Very Secret

3/19/2018 - Cynthia Nixon Is Running for Governor of New York on a 'Fix the Subways' Platform

3/19/2018 - J-School Is a SCAM

3/19/2018 - The Audacity of New York Magazine's Gushing Profile of Hope Hicks

3/19/2018 - Even Being Born Wealthy Isn't a Guarantee That Black Boys Will Succeed in America, New Study Finds

3/19/2018 - Republicans' Big Plan to Keep Their Senate Majority: More Trump

3/19/2018 - I Guess It's Fine Now for a Politician to Think Weather Is Controlled by Machines Instead of Jews

3/19/2018 - The U.S. Government's Weirdest Twitter Account Is Postmodern Internet Art

3/19/2018 - Jared Kushner Is a Perfect Embodiment of Our Two-Tiered Criminal Justice System

3/19/2018 - Capitalism Eats a Co-op

3/19/2018 - Top Candidate for America's Worst Media Boss Quits

3/19/2018 - Cy Vance Is Being Targeted by Time's Up for His Failure to Prosecute Harvey Weinstein

3/19/2018 - Clinton Says She 'Meant No Disrespect' When She Dissed Half of America as a Backward Wasteland

3/19/2018 - President Who Once Tried to Get Robert Mueller Fired Definitely Not Considering Firing Him

3/18/2018 - Breaking: Another Explosion in Austin, Two Seriously Injured

3/18/2018 - Alabama Lawmaker Doesn't Want to Arm Teachers Because Having a Gun Just Isn't Ladylike, Now Is It

3/18/2018 - NYPD Officers Have Given False Testimony in Dozens of Cases Over the Last Three Years

3/18/2018 - Jared Kushner’s Company Filed False Documents to Force Out Rent–Regulated Tenants, Report Says

3/18/2018 - Pressure Mounts for Anti–Abortion Crusader Scott Lloyd to Resign from HHS

3/18/2018 - Donald Trump Jr. and Florida Governor Candidate Hang Out with Disgraced Ex-Lawmaker

3/18/2018 - Trump Keeps Obsessively Tweeting About the Mueller Probe

3/17/2018 - Trump’s Personal Lawyer Urges Rod Rosenstein to End the Mueller Probe

3/17/2018 - Ex–CIA Director Says Trump Will End Up in the ‘Dustbin of History’

3/17/2018 - Trump Lawyers Threaten Stormy Daniels By Claiming $20 Million in Possible Damages

3/17/2018 - Russia Retaliates Against UK by Expelling 23 Diplomats

3/16/2018 - A Puerto Rican Mountain Town Is Still Desperate for Water 6 Months After Hurricane Maria

3/16/2018 - Nazis in Charlottesville Almost Got One of the Black Men They Assaulted Put in Jail

3/16/2018 - Democrats! Do Much More of This!!

3/16/2018 - Is Jeff Flake Running for President? Maybe! (Wink Wink)

3/16/2018 - Jersey City's 4,000-Member Strong Teachers' Union Is on Strike for the First Time in 20 Years

3/16/2018 - The Smearing of Gina Haspel

3/16/2018 - John Kelly Reportedly Defended Ben Carson's Spending Spree by Saying Chairs Are Actually Really Expensive

3/16/2018 - REPORT: Trump Not Really Sure Who Any of His Top People Are or What They're Doing

3/16/2018 - Shep Smith Is at the Center of a Fox News Civil War and I Love It

3/16/2018 - Vice Staffers Call Out Company for 'Deeply Flawed' Sexual Harassment Investigations

3/16/2018 - Trump Decides to Fire John Kelly Later

3/16/2018 - ICE's Own Figures Show Most Immigrants in Detention Pose No Threat to Public

3/16/2018 - Steve Mnuchin Reportedly Spent Nearly $1 Million of Public Money Flying in Military Jets

3/16/2018 - Don't Let the Russia Story Obscure the Campaign Finance Reform We So Desperately Need

3/16/2018 - Work Until You Die and Other Great Ideas From Third Way, Your Favorite 'Center-Left' Think Tank

3/16/2018 - It's Just a Matter of Time Before Trump's Entire Cabinet Is Fox & Friends

3/16/2018 - There's No Reason for Democrats to Vote for Any of Trump's New Cabinet Nominees

3/16/2018 - U.S. Denies Citizenship to Afghanistan Vet With PTSD

3/15/2018 - Trump Is Firing Everyone Who Could Stop a War With Iran

3/15/2018 - CIA Nominee Didn't Oversee Particularly Brutal Torture, Just Covered It Up and Oversaw Other Brutal Torture

3/15/2018 - Anti-Union Media Conglomerate Experimenting With What Happens When You Keep Laying Off Workers

3/15/2018 - Trump Organization Records Were Subpoenaed in Mueller Probe

3/15/2018 - Weep Not for the Memories: R.I.P. VaJunior

3/15/2018 - Congrats to This Racist Australian Politician for Causing the Dumbest Diplomatic Crisis of 2018

3/15/2018 - What Moderates Are Good For

3/15/2018 - How the Old Bosses Won at the New Gothamist

3/15/2018 - Surveillance Video From the Parkland Shooting Shows Armed Cop Remaining Outside School

3/15/2018 - Here Is Ryan Zinke Making a Complete Fool of Himself

3/15/2018 - Couple Killed in Car Crash After ICE Pursues Them in Case of Mistaken Identity

3/15/2018 - The Last Great Warriors of the Navajo Nation

3/15/2018 - Fox & Friends Is Simply Aghast That Students Walked Out Against Guns Yesterday

3/15/2018 - Family of Murdered DNC Staffer Seth Rich Says Fox News' Lies About His Death 'Took More From Us'

3/15/2018 - Trump Boasts That He Lied Through His Teeth to Justin Trudeau's Pretty Face

3/15/2018 - Oklahoma Is So Desperate to Execute People That It Plans to Start Gassing Them to Death

3/14/2018 - Another Trump Organization Lawyer Is Involved in the Stormy Daniels Legal Battle

3/14/2018 - What's the Excuse for Blue State Democrats Who Voted to Roll Back Parts of Dodd-Frank?

3/14/2018 - Listen To Students Say Why They Walked Out Today

3/14/2018 - Reality Show President Reportedly Wants to Fire Everyone

3/14/2018 - 'They're Scared of Us': On the Ground With the Students' Gun Control March in Washington

3/14/2018 - Don't Feel Sorry for Chuck Schumer

3/14/2018 - Twitter Sends Out a Lame Survey Asking Users How It's Doing on That Whole Russia Thing

3/14/2018 - You Won't Get Rich By Listening to "Experts" Who Say Bitcoin Is Worth "Zero"--Forget It!

3/14/2018 - A Hearty Fuck You to Any School Threatening to Punish Students for Walking Out

3/14/2018 - Trump Picks a Cable News Scumbag to Be His Chief Economic Adviser

3/14/2018 - ICE Backtracks on Wild Claims About Raids After Ex-Spokesman's Accusations of Lying

3/14/2018 - What Sex Workers Know That Congress Doesn't

3/14/2018 - The Market Can't Solve a Massacre

3/14/2018 - When You Totally Fit In

3/14/2018 - Scenes From the National Student Walkout Day for Gun Reform

3/14/2018 - An Ex-Fox News Host Is Now One of Our Top State Department Leaders

3/14/2018 - Trump Is Mad that His Cabinet Is as Dumb and Corrupt as He Is

3/14/2018 - Teacher Injures Student After Accidentally Firing Gun in California Classroom

3/14/2018 - Democrat Conor Lamb Declares Victory in Race For Congressional District That Won't Exist Next Year

3/13/2018 - The Family of Seth Rich Is Suing Fox News [UPDATED]

3/13/2018 - The Military 'Frequently Fails to Protect' Children Sexually Assaulted by Other Children on Bases

3/13/2018 - Former Sheriff's Deputy, Two Others Suspected in Mosque Bombing and Abortion Clinic Bombing Attempt

3/13/2018 - Each of These Pairs of Shoes Represents a Child Killed By Gun Violence

3/13/2018 - Trump Supporters Caught on Camera Threatening to Burn Down a Berkeley Bookstore

3/13/2018 - S P A C E F O R C E

3/13/2018 - Prominent White Nationalist Matthew Heimbach Charged With Felony Domestic Battery

3/13/2018 - The Lame, Despicable, and Downright Dumb Responses to Tillerson's Ouster From the Democrats

3/13/2018 - Trump's Visit to California Is Shrouded in Unprecedented Secrecy

3/13/2018 - Rex Tillerson's Time as Secretary of State Ends in Appropriately Pathetic Fashion

3/13/2018 - Mike Pence Has Won His Long and Brutal War Against Joy Behar

3/13/2018 - What the Hell Is Going On

3/13/2018 - Mexicans From Here

3/13/2018 - One of the Dumbest Centrist Groups in America Is Reportedly Running a Shady Super PAC Network

3/13/2018 - Join the March for Our Lives Wearing a Shirt Supporting the Coalition to Stop Gun Violence

3/13/2018 - Let's Meet Trump's New Torture-Loving Pick For CIA Director

3/13/2018 - ICE Spokesman Quits and Accuses Top Officials of Repeatedly Lying

3/13/2018 - Rex In Peace

3/13/2018 - Betsy DeVos' Catastrophic Incompetence Is Reportedly Making the White House Nervous

3/12/2018 - Immigrants and Their Children Sue Trump Administration over End to Temporary Protected Status

3/12/2018 - Great News: Jake Paul Has Solved School Shootings

3/12/2018 - House Intel Committee Says Trump Campaign Didn't Collude With Russian Government, Ends Investigation

3/12/2018 - Predominantly Black Austin Neighborhoods Hit With Two Package Bombs

3/12/2018 - Everything in This WSJ Trend Piece Is Terrible

3/12/2018 - Sarah Huckabee Sanders Has Had It Up to HERE With Dumb Reporters Not Following Her Spin on Guns

3/12/2018 - National Geographic Owns Up to Its Racist Past

3/12/2018 - Get You A Man That Looks at You Like Don Jr. Looks at This Bowl of Ice Cream

3/12/2018 - What Fresh James Comey Hell Is This

3/12/2018 - Saudi Arabia's Anti-Corruption Push as Described in Two New York Times Articles

3/12/2018 - NYT Editor Dean Baquet Has No Problem Participating in the Same Event as Steve Bannon

3/12/2018 - Jeff Flake Suggests Someone Like Jeff Flake Should Primary Trump in 2020

3/12/2018 - I Thought We Were All In This Together

3/12/2018 - Corporations That Quit Ultra-Conservative Lobbying Group Defend Attending Their Conference Anyway

3/12/2018 - Gotta Have My Javanka!!!!

3/12/2018 - This Is Some Deranged Behavior From Chuck Todd

3/12/2018 - Here's a Glimpse of What Post-Trump Republican Amnesia Will Look Like

3/12/2018 - Betsy DeVos' 60 Minutes Interview Was a Trainwreck

3/11/2018 - Trump May Sue to Stop the Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes Interview From Airing

3/11/2018 - Rex Tillerson Is the Trump Administration's Biggest Glutton for Punishment

3/11/2018 - Trump Does Want to Arm Teachers After All

3/11/2018 - Steve Mnuchin Thinks Trump’s Bullying Is Funny

3/11/2018 - New Report Links Opioid Prescriptions to Pharmaceutical Payouts to Doctors

3/11/2018 - No, the Death Penalty Is Not a Solution for Drug Dealing

3/11/2018 - Pennsylvania Speech Shows Again that Trump Wants to Be a Dictator

3/10/2018 - In Letter to Putin, Trump Was Anxious to See ‘Beautiful’ Women in Moscow

3/10/2018 - Betsy DeVos Keeps Talking About Allowing More Guns in Schools

3/10/2018 - A New Sam Nunberg Pretends No One Saw His National TV Meltdown

3/10/2018 - ACLU Sues Trump Administration for Separating Immigrant Families

3/9/2018 - 6 Months After Hurricane Maria, Puerto Ricans Are Still Stranded in Hotels

3/9/2018 - Peace Corps Accused of Quarantining, Then Firing, Volunteer With HIV

3/9/2018 - Florida Governor Signs Gun Control Bill That Will Allow School Staff to Carry Guns

3/9/2018 - Right Wing Donors Are the Ones Threatening Campus Free Speech, You Idiots

3/9/2018 - Every New Hampshire Senate Democrat Signs Off on Adding Work Requirements to Medicaid

3/9/2018 - Stacey Dash's Congressional Campaign Is Off to a Great Start!

3/9/2018 - Martin Shkreli, the Face of Every Crooked Pharma Exec in America, Is Sentenced to 7 Years in Prison

3/9/2018 - The Trump Administration Is Quietly Pushing Destructive Pro-Abstinence Policies

3/9/2018 - Delta Sucks at Anti-Union Propaganda

3/9/2018 - Not Good Enough, Kamala Harris

3/9/2018 - The White House Is Definitely Not in Chaos, but the VA Secretary Has an Armed Guard Outside His Office Now

3/9/2018 - CNN's Erin Burnett Wins the Prize for Most Absurd Reaction to Trump-North Korea News

3/9/2018 - Barney Frank Rushes to Defend Democrats Who Voted to Gut His Own Bill

3/9/2018 - Democrats Might Have a Good Idea for Once in Their Lives

3/9/2018 - An Extremely Tiny Bit of Good News From Idaho

3/9/2018 - Washington Post Columnist Bravely Decides We Shouldn't Let People Overdosing on Opioids Die

3/8/2018 - Democrats Actually Manage to Detect Phishing Attempt

3/8/2018 - North Korea Halts Nuclear Testing, Trump Will Meet With Kim Jong-un By May

3/8/2018 - Kansas Ranch Allegedly Subjected Undocumented Workers to Indentured Servitude, Owner Also Allegedly Committed Voter Fraud

3/8/2018 - Ryan Zinke: Is THIS Your Massively Expensive Door?

3/8/2018 - Business Genius Jared Kushner Reportedly Tried and Failed to Sell His Paper to Trump Haters

3/8/2018 - Ben Carson Reportedly Decided to Keep Anti-Discrimination Wording in HUD's Mission Statement After All

3/8/2018 - Here's Trump Praising a Man's Dead Dad and Then Finding Out He's Alive

3/8/2018 - Border Patrol Releases Ridiculous Propaganda Video Insisting That 'Walls Work'

3/8/2018 - Everyone Is Waiting for Florida's Governor to Decide Whether to Sign Gun Reform Bill

3/8/2018 - The Problem With Rape Kits

3/8/2018 - All the Best Virtue Signaling In Honor of International Women's Day 2018

3/8/2018 - You Don't Need to Worry About Tiffany Haddish

3/8/2018 - If You Truly Care About Speech, You Will Invite Me to Your Office to Personally Call You a Dipshit

3/8/2018 - Another High-Profile Immigrant Rights Activist Has Reportedly Been Detained by ICE

3/8/2018 - This Is What True Bipartisanship Looks Like (It's Bad)

3/8/2018 - Illinois Cops Forced to Delete Disastrous Tweet Implying They Might Make Unlawful Arrests

3/8/2018 - A White-Ass Town Took an Actual Class to Learn About the Mysterious Latinx Community

3/8/2018 - The White House Might Give a Top Job to Yet Another Alleged Abuser

3/8/2018 - Both Sides Agree That the Republican Tax Cut Was a Trillion-Dollar Lie

3/8/2018 - Trump-Loving Local News Giant Forcing Its Anchors to Film Media-Bashing Promos

3/8/2018 - Trump Reportedly Keeps Asking People to Blab About What They Told Russia Investigators

3/7/2018 - NYT Opinion Editor Arguing Antifa Is Fascist Cites Well-Known Alt-Right Parody Account

3/7/2018 - Tourists Not Coming to the U.S. For Some Reason, Wonder Why That Is

3/7/2018 - Watch Baltimore Students Stage a Powerful Protest to Demand Gun Reform

3/7/2018 - Sarah Huckabee Sanders Insists It's Super Normal That People Are Dying to Leave the White House

3/7/2018 - Mississippi Gov Very Keen On Children, As Long As They’re Unborn

3/7/2018 - Ted Cruz Continues His Perfect Streak of Brutal Self-Owns

3/7/2018 - Andrew Cuomo Is Definitely NOT Mad About Cynthia Nixon Possibly Running Against Him

3/7/2018 - Jeff Sessions Gives Enraged Speech Demanding That ICE Be Allowed to Run Riot

3/7/2018 - 'Maybe We Shut the Whole Goddamn State Down': Why Teachers in Red America Are Revolting

3/7/2018 - Tucker Carlson Is Heroically Giving Men a Platform for Women's History Month

3/7/2018 - Definitely Literate President Recommends Book by Wife of TV Exec Who Refused to Release Apprentice Tapes

3/7/2018 - Parkland Students Let Betsy DeVos Know She's Not Welcome at Their School

3/7/2018 - A Glimpse Into the Bureaucratic Hell of Denying Health Insurance Claims

3/7/2018 - Splinter AM: Clio's Top 10 — Cohn Out

3/7/2018 - RIP Chris Cillizza, Owned To Death by Soledad O'Brien, We Hardly Knew Ye

3/7/2018 - The Justice Department Is Suing California Over Its Sanctuary Cities

3/7/2018 - The Democratic Establishment Shot Itself in the Foot in Texas

3/6/2018 - Stormy Daniels Sues Donald Trump, Uses Michael Cohen's Own Dumb Statements Against Him

3/6/2018 - The Election Meddling Is Coming From Inside the House

3/6/2018 - Waivers For the Newest Travel Ban Might As Well Not Even Exist

3/6/2018 - A Student Activist's Guide to Protesting

3/6/2018 - The Feds, Still Chasing Inauguration Protesters, Bring Undercover 'Infiltrator' to the Stand

3/6/2018 - Cohn With the Wind

3/6/2018 - Great Stuff On Cheddar Today

3/6/2018 - I Wonder Why Ryan Seacrest's Oscar Night Ratings Fell Off a Cliff

3/6/2018 - Here Are the Democrats Who Just Voted to Sell You Out to Wall Street

3/6/2018 - This $80 Cup Will Keep Your Coffee Warm If You're an Idiot

3/6/2018 - The Folly of Prediction

3/6/2018 - West Virginia Teachers Get Their Raise but Republicans Vow to Have Their Revenge

3/6/2018 - Paul Ryan's Congressional Challengers Arrested Protesting His Betrayal of Immigrants

3/6/2018 - Kellyanne Conway Broke the Law

3/6/2018 - The Other Teen Gun Control Movement

3/6/2018 - Walking in Joaquin’s Shoes

3/6/2018 - Sam Nunberg Is Our Political Media Personified

3/6/2018 - Hey, Here's an Extremely Bad Idea

3/6/2018 - The West Virginia Teachers' Strike Has Now Entered the Record Books

3/6/2018 - Judge Hands Legal Defeat to DACA Recipients as Deadline to End the Program Passes

3/6/2018 - Trump Has Something Deranged and Pathetic to Say About This Year's Oscars

3/6/2018 - Florida's Post-Parkland Gun Control Bill Clears Major Hurdle

3/5/2018 - Sam Nunberg Wasted Everyone's Time

3/5/2018 - DeVos Criticizes Condition of U.S. Schools, If Only There Was Something She Could Do About That

3/5/2018 - Mississippi Sen. Thad Cochran Is Resigning, and Someone Even More Racist May Take His Place

3/5/2018 - 'I Had to Go Back Into the Shadows': A DACA Recipient on Life After Trump Tried to End the Program

3/5/2018 - What You Need to Know About the Wild Battle Over a Trump Hotel in Panama

3/5/2018 - Ex-Trump Aide Sam Nunberg Has a Meltdown on Two Different Cable News Channels

3/5/2018 - More Evidence That Companies Aren't Spending Their Tax Windfalls on Their Workers

3/5/2018 - What Exactly Is Happening With DACA Today?

3/5/2018 - How 👏 Come 👏 Nobody 👏 Wanna 👏 Fuck 👏 DC 👏 Conservatives?👏

3/5/2018 - Nobody at the White House Understands the Point of Jared and Ivanka Anymore

3/5/2018 - FUCK WALMART HYPOCRITE HOLLYWOOD SCUM

3/5/2018 - Claire McCaskill Dressed Up for the Oscars as the Terrible Sheriff From Three Billboards

3/5/2018 - Secret Records Reveal How NYPD Cops Can Do Almost Anything Without Losing Their Jobs

3/5/2018 - Conservatives Spent the Oscars Freaking Out About the Dumbest Shit

3/5/2018 - The NRA Won't Let a School Shooting Stop It From Releasing Hateful Gun Propaganda

3/5/2018 - Undocumented Mexican Man Deported After Ex-Girlfriend Allegedly Reports Him to ICE

3/5/2018 - The Teachers' Strike Is Spreading to Oklahoma

3/4/2018 - No One Is Buying Guns

3/4/2018 - The Richest People in America Finally Have a Party That's Willing to Fight for Their Interests

3/4/2018 - Trump Administration Reportedly Threatened Venezuelan Presidential Candidate With Sanctions

3/4/2018 - New Ad Campaign Tries to Convince Trump to Act on DACA

3/4/2018 - Trump Draws Laughs at Gridiron Dinner, But He Remains the Real Joke

3/4/2018 - Florida Congressman Demonstrates What an NRA Mouthpiece Sounds Like

3/4/2018 - Donald Trump ‘Jokes’ About Turning the U.S. Into a Dictatorship

3/3/2018 - Florida Middle School Teacher Caught Hosting White Supremacist Podcast

3/3/2018 - Man Shoots Himself Outside the White House [UPDATING]

3/3/2018 - President Trump Has Spent 100 Days at One of His Golf Clubs

3/3/2018 - Georgia Punishes Delta Over a Total of 13 NRA Travelers

3/2/2018 - Here's Something You Should Really Read This Weekend

3/2/2018 - Donald Trump Had an Awesome Time at a Funeral!!!

3/2/2018 - LA Schools Celebrate Historic Student Walkout by Telling Students Not to Walk Out

3/2/2018 - Facebook's Freakout Over a Satirical Blog Shows the Perils of Its Fight Against Fake News

3/2/2018 - John Kelly Caught Peddling More Bullshit About the Rob Porter Scandal

3/2/2018 - Everyone in Washington Is Having a Lovely Time

3/2/2018 - What a Weird Coincidence!

3/2/2018 - Like Uber, But for Essential Medicaid Services Cut by the GOP

3/2/2018 - A Few Questions About Saddles That Are Apparently "Too Hot" To Answer

3/2/2018 - Florida Was Always Going to Start the Anti-Gun Revolution

3/2/2018 - Pulitzer Prize-Winning New Yorker Writer Apparently Thought 'Latinx' Was Pronounced 'La-Tinks'

3/2/2018 - Britain Is Now as Dumb as America About Voter Fraud

3/2/2018 - The DOJ Is Investigating Oakland's Mayor After She Tipped Immigrants Off About ICE Raids

3/2/2018 - Well This Is a Terrible Idea

3/2/2018 - The NRA Warns America It's Still in Charge When It Comes to Guns

3/2/2018 - Trump Attacks His Top Geopolitical Foe: Alec Baldwin

3/2/2018 - Comic: Goodbye, Puerto Rico... Hello, USA?

3/1/2018 - Vladimir Putin: This Is Not a New Cold War

3/1/2018 - The West Virginia Teachers Strike Will Go On

3/1/2018 - FBI Investigating Trump Hotel Vancouver Deal Involving Ivanka Trump

3/1/2018 - Watch a Man Confront the Target Employee Who Allegedly Racially Profiled Him

3/1/2018 - Media Coalition Launches Fight With New York Police Union Over Body Cam Footage

3/1/2018 - Trump Nominates the Last Person You'd Ever Want to Help Oversee the Criminal Justice System

3/1/2018 - Georgia Votes to Punish Delta for Its Extremely Minor Stand Against the NRA

3/1/2018 - It Cost $642,650.76 for Me Not to Die

3/1/2018 - Texas Democrat Receives Huge Load of Deer Semen to Campaign War Chest

3/1/2018 - Stories I Do Not Care About Today

3/1/2018 - FBI Agents Are Reportedly Inflating the Threat of MS-13 to Please the White House

3/1/2018 - America Is in Love With Asian Music, but Asian American Artists Still Can't Catch a Break

3/1/2018 - Construction Industry Group: Trump Is an Idiot And We Love It

3/1/2018 - Criminalize Guns, Not Teens

3/1/2018 - Ben Carson Suddenly Mortified He Spent All That Public Money on Furniture

3/1/2018 - Democrats Are Trying to Help the Banks Racially Discriminate in Housing Mortgages

3/1/2018 - Oddly, Removing Male NRA Members From the General Population Makes America Safer

3/1/2018 - Sick Liberals Photoshop Brave Patriot's Face Onto a Saltine CRACKER and Lib University SHRUGS

3/1/2018 - Steve Mnuchin Doesn't Want You to See These Videos of Protesters Heckling Him

3/1/2018 - Fox News Sheds a Tear For the REAL Parkland Victim: Dana Loesch

3/1/2018 - Oakland Mayor Libby Schaaf Is Not Taking ICE's Shit

3/1/2018 - Trump Tries to Take Back the Wheel After Driving the GOP's Gun Narrative Off a Cliff