Sitemap: 2018 May | Splinter

5/30/2018 - Virginia Is Finally Expanding Medicaid

5/30/2018 - Two Big Dumbasses Reportedly Want Book Deal

5/30/2018 - Lawsuit Against North Carolina Shows How the Justice System Keeps Poor People Poor

5/30/2018 - The Poor People's Campaign Ramps Up Nationwide

5/30/2018 - Melania Trump Posts Epic Clapback to Her Haters: She's NOT Dead

5/30/2018 - Rudy Giuliani: They Boo Me Because They Love Me Baby!!!

5/30/2018 - Chuck Schumer Is Not Cutting It

5/30/2018 - 'Women Like Me Aren't Supposed to Run': NY Candidate Releases Campaign Ad That's Actually Good

5/30/2018 - USA Today Is Jumping on the 'We Have to Pander to Conservatives' Bandwagon

5/30/2018 - Sarah Huckabee Sanders Tears Up While Giving a Small Boy a Bullshit Answer on Guns

5/30/2018 - Activist Fighting ‘Anti-Male Bias’ on Campus Really Doesn’t Wanna Talk About His Old Harassment Suit

5/30/2018 - Axios Can Fuck Right Off

5/30/2018 - I CAN'T HANDLE THIS STORY ABOUT A RUSSIAN JOURNALIST FAKING HIS OWN DEATH A;SDIFJS;LDFKJS;LKDJFS;LDKFJ;LAKSJDF;LAKSJDF

5/30/2018 - Trump Locates the Most Important Person in This Whole Roseanne Scandal: Himself

5/30/2018 - The Democratic Establishment Is Leaving Black Women Candidates Behind

5/30/2018 - John Bolton Hires Top Staffer From Truly Batshit Anti-Islam Hate Group

5/30/2018 - Roseanne's Absurd New Defense of Her Racism Gets Tons of Support From MAGA Twitter

5/30/2018 - Ivanka Trump Abandons Phone Call After Reporters Ask Uncomfortable Questions

5/30/2018 - Trump Leads Supporters in Racist 'Animals' Chant at Nashville Rally

5/30/2018 - It's Sean Spicer's Turn to Cash In

5/30/2018 - Trans Woman Who Was Part of Migrant Caravan Dies in ICE Detention

5/29/2018 - Trump Reportedly Asked Jeff Sessions to Unrecuse Himself from the Russia Investigation

5/29/2018 - Anthony Scaramucci's Roseanne Take Will Probably Not Shock You

5/29/2018 - Wilbur Ross Is Reportedly Trump's New Least Favorite Cabinet Secretary

5/29/2018 - Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens Resigns Ahead of Possible Impeachment for Alleged Sexual Abuse

5/29/2018 - How Breitbart and Steve Bannon Launched a Stealth, Pro-Trump Campaign to Suppress the Black Vote

5/29/2018 - Feels Like It Was About Time for a Republican to Blame Mass Shootings on Porn, Right?

5/29/2018 - A Hunger Strike on the Bowery

5/29/2018 - The Praise for ABC's Cancellation of Roseanne Could Not Be Less Deserved

5/29/2018 - Megyn Kelly Takes a Brave Stand Against Starbucks Not Treating People Like Shit

5/29/2018 - Every Day Is a Chance to Learn Repellant New Things About Stephen Miller

5/29/2018 - All the Stupid Ways Media Outlets Avoided Calling Roseanne Racist

5/29/2018 - Puerto Rico's Post-Maria Death Toll Could Be at Least 70 Times Higher Than the Official Count

5/29/2018 - Ivanka Trump Whines About 'Trolls' After Being Called Out for Awful Tweet

5/29/2018 - Democrats Are Running—and Winning—on a Medicare for All Platform

5/29/2018 - Roseanne's Loathsome Tweets Get a Nice Signal Boost From Donald Trump Jr. [UPDATED]

5/29/2018 - Virginia Paper's Staff the Last to Discover It's Been Bought by Notoriously Bad Company

5/29/2018 - Trump Administration Says It Lost Track of Undocumented Kids Because Of...Immigrants

5/29/2018 - Republican-Appointed Judges Treat Black Defendants More Harshly for Some Reason

5/28/2018 - Flight School Officials Allegedly Beat, Kidnapped, and Threatened to Deport a Chinese Student

5/28/2018 - The White House Is Desperately Trying to Keep Trump's Summit With North Korea Alive

5/28/2018 - Republican Tom Garrett Changes Mind, Actually Is Retiring After Report He Mistreated Staff

5/28/2018 - Rudy Giuliani Greeted By ‘Thunderous Boos’ at Yankee Stadium on His Birthday

5/28/2018 - Lawmakers Call For Ethics Investigation of Trump and China Over ZTE Deal

5/28/2018 - Melania Trump’s Spokeswoman Targets April Ryan with Faux Outrage Over Tweet

5/28/2018 - Trump Celebrates Memorial Day Weekend Raging on Twitter

5/27/2018 - CNN's Rick Santorum Thinks It's NBD That the Feds Lost Track of Nearly 1,500 Undocumented Kids

5/27/2018 - People at the White House Are Reportedly Just Blaming People They Don't Like for Leaks Now

5/27/2018 - Jeff Flake: Someone Should Really Do Something About This Trump Guy

5/27/2018 - China Approved More Ivanka Trump Trademarks the Same Week As Daddy’s ZTE Pivot

5/27/2018 - Trump Calls His Own Official a ‘Phony' Source in Attack on The New York Times

5/27/2018 - Trump Whisperer Jeanine Pirro Shuts Down Rational Debate of Russia Probe

5/27/2018 - Rudy Giuliani Keeps Making Things Up to Shield Trump

5/26/2018 - We Still Don’t Know What’s Up With the North Korea Nuclear Talks

5/26/2018 - Ireland Repeals Draconian Abortion Amendment in Resounding ‘Yes’ Vote

5/26/2018 - Republican Lawmaker Tom Garrett Apparently Treats His Staff Like Personal Servants

5/26/2018 - Border Patrol Changes Its Story on Killing of 20-Year-Old Guatemalan Immigrant

5/25/2018 - How Tall Is Jeff Sessions???

5/25/2018 - 'This Happens In High School, Not Here'

5/25/2018 - We're Making Undocumented People Straight Up Wear Yellow Bracelets Now

5/25/2018 - Don Jr. Reportedly Writing (?) a Whole Book (??) of His Own (???)

5/25/2018 - Another Fun Story About Trump's Extreme Racism and the People Who Love It

5/25/2018 - Fuck All of These People

5/24/2018 - GOP Congressman: Totally Fine to Not Sell Your Home to Someone Just Because They're Gay

5/24/2018 - Saying Members of MS-13 Are Human Beings Is Not a Defense of MS-13

5/24/2018 - The Head of the Federal Prison System Reportedly Quit Because He Got Sick of Jeff Sessions and Jared Kushner

5/24/2018 - Democrats Who Voted to Roll Back Banking Regulations Took Lots of Money From Banks

5/24/2018 - Racist Woman Flips Out at Asian Man Because He Was Driving the Speed Limit

5/24/2018 - Look, Another Bad Media Idea

5/24/2018 - Top Democrats Unite to Tell Anyone Who Dares Oppose Andrew Cuomo to Go to Hell

5/24/2018 - White Evangelicals Are the Most Rabidly Anti-Refugee Group in America

5/24/2018 - Meet Donald Pump

5/24/2018 - Who Could Have Possibly Predicted Morgan Freeman's #MeToo Moment?

5/24/2018 - Lessons From Internment

5/24/2018 - White House Gift Shop Is Still Selling Coins for the North Korea Summit That Isn't Happening

5/24/2018 - Home Depot Employees Are Hot, Thirsty, Harassed, and Poor

5/24/2018 - 14 Airmen Were Tripping Balls on LSD While Assigned to Guard America's Nukes

5/24/2018 - Trump Cancels North Korea Summit That Was Totally Going to Happen and Work Out Great

5/24/2018 - Tucker Carlson Freaks Out Because West Hollywood Honored Stormy Daniels, WHO IS NOT EVEN GAY

5/24/2018 - Border Patrol Officer Shot and Killed Undocumented Woman in Texas

5/24/2018 - Stephen Miller Says We Can Expect a Lot More MS-13 Fear-Mongering Before the Midterms

5/24/2018 - Trump Suggests NFL Anthem Protesters Don't Belong in America

5/23/2018 - America's Favorite Teen Gets Permanent Top Secret Security Clearance

5/23/2018 - D.C. Metro Transit Police Pin Woman Down With Taser for Heinous Crime of 'Fare Evasion'

5/23/2018 - Ukraine Reportedly Paid Michael Cohen At Least $400,000 to Set Up a Meeting With Trump

5/23/2018 - The Racist History of Illegal Immigration

5/23/2018 - Dianne Feinstein Decides She's Against the Death Penalty While Running for a Fifth Senate Term

5/23/2018 - ACLU Alleges Horrific Abuse of Children By Border Patrol Agents

5/23/2018 - Trump Warns of Menacing 'Alien Minors' Pouring Across the Border

5/23/2018 - Georgia Republicans Send Anti-Immigrant Maniac to Gubernatorial Runoff

5/23/2018 - Meghan McCain Asks Michelle Wolf the Worst Possible Question About Her WHCD Controversy

5/23/2018 - Liar: Stop Calling Me a Liar!

5/23/2018 - Steve Bannon Thinks Martin Luther King Would Love Trump

5/23/2018 - Trump Administration Mad That So Many Refugee Caravan Migrants Are Passing Asylum Tests

5/23/2018 - Please, Please, I Do Not Want This Book

5/23/2018 - Sean Hannity's Insanity Has Officially Been Tabulated

5/23/2018 - Obama Sucks as a Post-President

5/23/2018 - Rudy Giuliani Says There Was No Collusion With Russia but So What if There Was?

5/23/2018 - Trump Calls Tomi Lahren 'Outstanding and Respected' in One of His Most Outrageous Lies Ever

5/23/2018 - Paul Ryan Is Openly Begging Republicans Not to Get Rid of Him

5/23/2018 - The Mother of Shooting Victim Jordan Davis Took One Step Closer to Congress Last Night

5/22/2018 - A Teacher Beat Kentucky's House Majority Leader in a Republican Primary

5/22/2018 - Congress Just Did a Huge Bipartisan Solid for Wall Street

5/22/2018 - A Teenager Just Won a Major Victory for the Rights of Transgender Students

5/22/2018 - Do NOT Ask Sarah Huckabee Sanders About Reporters Being Booted From the EPA, Whatever You Do

5/22/2018 - Texas Governor Galaxy Brains a Solution to Mass Shootings

5/22/2018 - The Secret, All-White Committee Advising New Orleans’ Black Woman Mayor on the Fate of Confederate Statues

5/22/2018 - White House Sinkhole and Most Obvious Metaphor of the Year Keeps Growing

5/22/2018 - A Strong Mexico to Stand Up to Trump

5/22/2018 - Racist NYC Lawyer Aaron Schlossberg Finally Apologizes by Claiming 'I Am Not Racist'

5/22/2018 - Trump Shows the Strategic Genius Sure to Serve Him Well in the North Korea Talks

5/22/2018 - It Pains Fox & Friends to Admit That It Got Something Very Wrong About Jemele Hill

5/22/2018 - House Republican Says FBI Is Treating Trump as Badly as It Treated Martin Luther King

5/22/2018 - When Healthcare Funding on Reservations Dries Up

5/22/2018 - Amazon Is Basically Giving Its Facial Recognition Program Away for Free to Local Cops [Updated]

5/22/2018 - Betsy DeVos Displays Her Powerful Inability to Answer Even the Simplest Questions

5/22/2018 - AP Reporter Barred and Physically Removed From EPA Meeting

5/22/2018 - So You Want to Overthrow a Party Establishment

5/22/2018 - New York Times Pretends Its Bad Rudy Giuliani Story Never Even Happened

5/22/2018 - Stop Interviewing Roger Stone

5/22/2018 - Some Santa Fe Victims May Have Been Hit During a Gun Battle Between Cops and the Shooter

5/22/2018 - National Security Reportedly at Risk Because Trump Is Too Lazy to Ditch His Goddamn Phone

5/22/2018 - Hugh Hewitt Offers Up Another Dumb Idea to Stop School Shootings

5/21/2018 - Democratic Congressional Candidate Abused His Ex-Wife, Reportedly Not Dropping Out

5/21/2018 - Steve Bannon Is Reportedly Back, Baby

5/21/2018 - Trump and Congress Just Made it Easier for Auto Lenders to Discriminate Against People of Color

5/21/2018 - These Guys Will Blame School Shootings on Literally Anything But Guns

5/21/2018 - The Opioid Crisis is Putting More Women in Prison

5/21/2018 - I Yearn for Death's Sweet Embrace

5/21/2018 - Trump Praises NASCAR Fans for Standing for National Anthem, Area Blogger Praises Herself for Not Drinking Yet Today

5/21/2018 - Meghan McCain Came So Close to Making Sense Today

5/21/2018 - I Guess the New York Times Is Now Running Whatever Rudy Giuliani Wants

5/21/2018 - Texas Governor Cancels Shotgun Giveaway After Santa Fe Shooting

5/21/2018 - White House Ramps Up Its Heinous MS-13 Propaganda Campaign

5/21/2018 - SLAY QUEEN! Gina Haspel Praises CIA 'Heroines' in Confirmation Speech

5/21/2018 - Nobody Has Any Use for Bill Clinton Anymore

5/21/2018 - Home Depot Employees Get Every Bad Job Experience In One Place

5/21/2018 - The Supreme Court Just Fucked Over Workers

5/21/2018 - Fox News Host's Response to Massacre of Palestinian Protesters Is Literally 'Meh!'

5/21/2018 - We're Only One-Third of the Way Through Trump's First Term in Office, Hahahahaha!!!!!

5/21/2018 - This Is America

5/21/2018 - Don Blankenship Vows to Continue the GOP's West Virginia Nightmare With Third Party Bid

5/21/2018 - Paul Ryan Is Having a Very Bad Time

5/20/2018 - Border Patrol Agent Questions Two Women For Speaking Spanish at a Convenience Store

5/20/2018 - Giuliani Says Mueller Plans to Wrap Up Obstruction Probe by September 1

5/20/2018 - Glenn Beck Didn't 'Change Sides,' He Just Embraced Who He Always Was

5/20/2018 - After Latest School Shooting, Houston Police Chief Hits ‘Rock Bottom’

5/20/2018 - The NRA’s Oliver North Blames School Shootings on ‘Drugged’ Kids

5/20/2018 - Trump Misspells the First Lady's Name, Then Goes On a Twitter Rant

5/19/2018 - Dallas County GOP Candidate Rewards His Kids for Marrying White, Heterosexual Christians

5/19/2018 - Report Raises Questions About Another Trump Campaign Meeting with Foreign Operators

5/19/2018 - Protesters Serenade Racist Lawyer Aaron Schlossberg Outside His NYC Apartment

5/19/2018 - The Guardian’s Royal Wedding Presentation of Amal Clooney Was Perfect

5/19/2018 - BBC Three Trolls Trump with Royal Wedding Photos

5/18/2018 - NRA-Loving Texas Politicians Go to Ridiculous Lengths to Avoid Mentioning Gun Control

5/18/2018 - Hero Cop Does Right Thing

5/18/2018 - What We Know About Texas School Shooting Suspect Dimitrios Pagourtzis

5/18/2018 - Senator Dean Heller's Campaign Paid His Influencer Son $50,000 For 'Quality Content'

5/18/2018 - America Loves Freedom—Unless It's For Palestinians

5/18/2018 - Here Are Some Tweets About Homeless People From New York Times Reporter Glenn Thrush

5/18/2018 - Santa Fe Shooting Survivor Sums Up America's Gun Crisis in a Single Devastating Comment

5/18/2018 - Trump's Response to the Santa Fe Shooting Is Bad Even for Him

5/18/2018 - Business Has Never Been Better if You're a Lobbyist With Ties to Donald Trump

5/18/2018 - Jeff Sessions Is Now Going After Immigrants Whose Cases Are Essentially Closed

5/18/2018 - At Least 10 Dead in Texas High School Shooting [UPDATING]

5/18/2018 - The Trump Administration Is Declaring War on Planned Parenthood With a Return to Reagan-Era Politics

5/18/2018 - Rudy Giuliani Decides Constant Yelling Is the Only Way to Get Through a CNN Trainwreck

5/18/2018 - Republican Candidate Gleefully Films Herself Harassing a Trans Woman in a Bathroom

5/18/2018 - Fox News Staffers Reportedly Freaking Out Over New Workplace Rules

5/17/2018 - Bill Gates Says Donald Trump Didn't Know HIV and HPV Were Different Things, Was Real Weird About Bill Gates' Daughter

5/17/2018 - GOP Congressman Says Rocks Contribute to Sea Level Rise

5/17/2018 - Facebook Partnering With Think Tank Funded by Saudi Arabia and Raytheon to Fight 'Disinformation'

5/17/2018 - No Seriously, Fuck the Democrats Who Voted to Confirm Gina Haspel

5/17/2018 - House Democrats Line Up to Vote en Masse for Totally Unnecessary 'Blue Lives Matter' Bill

5/17/2018 - Please God, Not a Michael Avenatti-Anthony Scaramucci TV Show

5/17/2018 - Yeah, Pave Over the Golf Courses

5/17/2018 - Sarah Huckabee Sanders Baselessly Accuses 'Media and Liberals' of Going to Bat for MS-13

5/17/2018 - What Has Kirsten Gillibrand Learned From #MeToo?

5/17/2018 - ICE Busted by a Federal Judge for Pushing a Vile Smear of a DACA Recipient

5/17/2018 - Craft Beer’s Moral High Ground Doesn't Apply to Its Workers

5/17/2018 - It's Awfully Rich to See Noted Homophobe Mike Pompeo Speaking Out For LGBTQ People

5/17/2018 - The Racist History of Loitering Laws

5/17/2018 - The Air Force Has Murdered the Yanny or Laurel Meme

5/17/2018 - North Carolina’s Teacher Revolt Was Decades in the Making

5/17/2018 - White Student Who Posed With Rifle On Campus Whines to Fox News That She's a Victim of Racism

5/17/2018 - Paul Ryan Terrified Republicans Might Actually Have a Tiny Heart For DACA

5/17/2018 - Kirstjen Nielsen Is Reportedly at the Top of Trump's Shit List

5/16/2018 - A 'Law Enforcement Official' Reportedly Leaked Cohen's Sketchy Financial Records

5/16/2018 - Trump Reportedly Just Gonna Wing It on Talks With Kim Jong-un

5/16/2018 - The New York Times Backtracks on One of Its Most Infamous Stories From 2016

5/16/2018 - UK Immigration Officials Are Copying ICE's Worst Tactics

5/16/2018 - Rudy Guiliani Has Come Up With Yet Another Excuse for His Colossal Failures

5/16/2018 - Trump Said So Many Disgusting Things About Immigrants Today That It Was Hard to Keep Up

5/16/2018 - Rex Tillerson Suddenly Knows a Lot About Ethics

5/16/2018 - How New Facebook Rules Could Harm the Undocumented Immigrant Movement

5/16/2018 - How to Not Do Collusion

5/16/2018 - We Asked All of the 2020 Democratic Frontrunners About the Gaza Massacre

5/16/2018 - Racist New Yorker Loses His Mind, Threatens to Call ICE Over Employees Speaking Spanish

5/16/2018 - Scott Pruitt EVISCERATED by Sick Senatorial Burn!!!

5/16/2018 - Home Depot Employees Are Broke, Sick, and Disappointed

5/16/2018 - Donald Trump Jr.'s Own Stupid Words Come Back to Haunt Him

5/16/2018 - Pittsburgh City Paper Editor Says He Was Fired for Criticizing a Local Conservative Politician

5/16/2018 - The White House Is Going to Crazy Lengths to Prevent Leaks and It's Still Not Working

5/16/2018 - Fox & Friends Gently Criticizes Trump, Then Walks It Back Almost Instantly

5/16/2018 - Progressives Had a Great Night on Tuesday

5/15/2018 - Qatari Investor Accused of Attempted Bribery Admits Attending Trump Tower Meeting in 2016

5/15/2018 - The Dumbest People Online Think Chris Cillizza Is Antifa

5/15/2018 - Publix Really Wants This Guy to Be the Next Governor of Florida

5/15/2018 - Jewish American Activists Take to the Streets to Protest U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem

5/15/2018 - White Police Officer Filmed Punching Black Teen in the Face During Arrest

5/15/2018 - DHS Officials Sought Negative Information on Haitians Before Ending Vital Humanitarian Program

5/15/2018 - More Female Bankers Won't Solve Capitalism

5/15/2018 - Government Reportedly Set To Stick Migrant Kids In Military Camps After Ripping Them From Parents

5/15/2018 - Asshole Democrats Clear the Way for Gina Haspel's Confirmation

5/15/2018 - The Hill Ran an Anti-Iran Deal Op-Ed by a Paid Agent of Saudi Arabia Without Disclosing It

5/15/2018 - White House Reaction to Gaza Massacre Sinks to a New Low

5/15/2018 - What Kind of Country Do We Want to Be?

5/15/2018 - "Reasonable" Republicans Are, Unfortunately, Incoherent

5/15/2018 - Georgia Republican Is Driving a 'Deportation Bus' Around to Win Votes

5/15/2018 - It Pays to Own a Newspaper

5/15/2018 - The Trump Administration Sure Is Cementing Its Legacy of Tearing Families Apart

5/15/2018 - Fox News Gives Bigoted Pastor Who Spoke at Jerusalem Embassy a Cozy Chance to Defend Himself

5/15/2018 - GOP Congressman Is Very Mad That People Are Talking About Racism in America

5/15/2018 - Republican Darling Too Busy Lifting to Campaign, Bro

5/15/2018 - Pro-Trump Group Is Spending $1 Million to Get Democrats to Vote for Gina Haspel

5/15/2018 - Scumbag Ex-Congressman Blake Farenthold Got a New Job

5/14/2018 - It's Easy to Peddle Influence Under the Radar in Washington

5/14/2018 - The Felony Trial of Missouri Governor Eric Greitens Just Took a Weird Turn

5/14/2018 - Senators Reportedly 'Disturbed' By Details of Haspel's Role in Torture, But Not Enough to Vote Against Her

5/14/2018 - ICE Is Keeping People in Immigration Jails for Longer and Longer

5/14/2018 - Trump Bashes Out Some Nonsense Words About Leaks

5/14/2018 - President to Visit, Perhaps Talk to Wife After Surgery

5/14/2018 - Wilbur Ross: Trump and I Eat Lots of Beef, Are Definitely Both Fine Mentally

5/14/2018 - True Stories of Miserable Home Depot Employees

5/14/2018 - White House Response to Gaza Massacre Is as Loathsome as You'd Expect

5/14/2018 - Pruitt's EPA Apparently Blocked 'Nightmare' Study About Water Contamination

5/14/2018 - Mike Pence Is Reportedly Pissing Everyone Off

5/14/2018 - DC Journalists Are Getting Very Rich Off of Trump

5/14/2018 - Texas Is Letting an Ex-FBI Officer Who's Obsessively Anti-Islam Train Its Cops

5/14/2018 - There's Been Some Dreadful Coverage of the Israeli Massacre in Gaza Today

5/14/2018 - Another Story From Healthcare Hell: Mom Pleads With CEO for Life-Saving Transplant

5/14/2018 - Sean Hannity and Donald Trump Apparently Gab on the Phone Every Night, Because of Course they Do

5/14/2018 - U.S. Throws a Party in Jerusalem as Israel Massacres Palestinians in Gaza

5/14/2018 - Working for the White House Sounds Extremely Chill and Normal

5/13/2018 - Avenatti Says Qatari Investor Accused of Bribery Met Cohen and Flynn at Trump Tower

5/13/2018 - Trump's Foreign Policy Makes No Sense

5/13/2018 - Dick Cheney Is Still the Absolute Worst

5/13/2018 - Betsy DeVos Dismantled Fraud Probes of For–Profit Colleges, Report Says

5/13/2018 - Many DACA Recipients Are Scared to Renew Their Status, Report Says

5/13/2018 - Trump Promises to Protect Chinese Jobs By Saving Smartphone Maker ZTE

5/13/2018 - Devin Nunes Doesn’t Seem to Care That He Could Get Someone Killed

5/12/2018 - Trump Administration Reverses Protections for Transgender Inmates

5/12/2018 - Michael Avenatti Goes After Squire Patton Boggs’ Relationship with Michael Cohen

5/12/2018 - Oklahoma Governor Signs Awful Religious–Based Adoption Law

5/12/2018 - Sarah Huckabee Sanders Basically Admits Trump Knew of ‘Pay–to–Play’ Scheme

5/11/2018 - Video Shows Georgia Cops Scream Curses and Drag 65-Year-Old Grandmother Out of Her Car

5/11/2018 - Is Gina Haspel America's New Feminist Kween?

5/11/2018 - If Good Reporting Was In Any Way Useful to Conservatives, They'd Already Be Doing It

5/11/2018 - Sarah Huckabee Sanders Has the Slimiest Response to the Latest White House Scandal

5/11/2018 - Wow a Lot of People Naming Their Babies Melania

5/11/2018 - The FBI Reportedly Cited a Black Activist's Facebook Posts to Help Throw Him in Jail

5/11/2018 - Joe Biden Mourns the Death of Decency in the White House (1789-2018)

5/11/2018 - D.C.'s Biggest Homeless Shelter Is About to Close. Will Amazon Take Its Place?

5/11/2018 - California's Republican Party Is a Huge Joke

5/11/2018 - Lawyer Says Michael Cohen and Trump Knew About Eric Schneiderman Allegations Years Ago

5/11/2018 - Australia Just Had Its Worst Mass Shooting in More Than Two Decades

5/11/2018 - Politico Playbook Can Fuck Right Off

5/11/2018 - Do You Work at Home Depot? Does It Make You Love Capitalism?

5/11/2018 - U.S. Forced to Apologize After Racist Incident Towards Canadian Politician

5/11/2018 - AT&T Boss Apologizes for the Totally Legal and NOT Corrupt Hiring of Michael Cohen

5/11/2018 - While You Were Wondering if Scott Pruitt Could Get Worse, He Was Dining With An Alleged Child Abuser

5/11/2018 - This Is So Sad, Don Jr.

5/11/2018 - North Carolina's Ex-Governor Pops Up to Remind Us How Awful He Is

5/11/2018 - John Kelly Goes on a Wildly Racist Rant About Immigration

5/10/2018 - Advisor For Trump-Linked Nonprofit Thinks the Nazis Were Great

5/10/2018 - Trump Reportedly a Shitty Person to Work For

5/10/2018 - White House Assistant on McCain, Reportedly: 'It Doesn't Matter, He's Dying Anyway'

5/10/2018 - Texas Teens Are Taking Aim at the Gun Lobby

5/10/2018 - Hotel Clerk Fired After Being Filmed Calling a Black Customer a 'Monkey'

5/10/2018 - North Carolina Dental Center is Very Sorry For Its Very Racist Ad

5/10/2018 - Paul Ryan Is Apparently Awarding Jelly Beans to the Good Boy Who Sells the GOP Tax Plan Best

5/10/2018 - Andrew Cuomo Wants You to Know That Some of His Best Friends Are Jews

5/10/2018 - It's Been a Huge Week for Black People Having Cops Called on Them for No Reason

5/10/2018 - Doctors Are Giving Women Preventable Hysterectomies After Childbirth

5/10/2018 - Senator Rudely Suggests That Netflix and Chilling Is 'Easy'

5/10/2018 - Rudy Giuliani Is So Bad at His Job for Trump That He Had to Quit Another Job

5/10/2018 - The NRA's Incoming President Says Gun Owners Are Victims of 'Civil Terrorism'

5/10/2018 - Crumbling Old Man Gives $30 Million to Save Crumbling Old Party

5/10/2018 - Magazine for Rich Demons Apologizes for Historically Stupid Monica Lewinsky Error

5/10/2018 - Donald Trump Jr. Is Reportedly Dating a Fox News Host, Because of Course He Is

5/10/2018 - Endangered House Republicans Are Trying to Force a New Vote on Bad Immigration Bills

5/10/2018 - The Brooklyn Comedian Whose Joke About ICE Got Him a Visit From Homeland Security

5/10/2018 - Conservative Media Is a Giant PR Office For Donald Trump

5/9/2018 - White House Announces It Has No Global Health Security Chief the Day After Ebola Outbreak Declared

5/9/2018 - Novartis Says It Paid Michael Cohen $1.2 Million For Basically Nothing

5/9/2018 - Trump's Ambassador to Germany Caused a Diplomatic Scandal on His Very First Day

5/9/2018 - Unhinged Hillary Clinton Aide Tweets Weirdly Racist Message Taunting Don Jr. Over His Divorce

5/9/2018 - ICE Agents Filmed Barging Into Home With Guns and Riot Gear to Arrest Father

5/9/2018 - Meghan McCain's Rant About the Iran Deal Goes About as Well as You'd Expect

5/9/2018 - America's Paranoid Heart Is the NRA Convention

5/9/2018 - MSNBC Does Virtually Nothing To Punish Blatant Misconduct From One Of Its Hosts

5/9/2018 - Elaine Chao Is a Stealth American Nightmare

5/9/2018 - Democrats Have a Bold New Plan to Save Unions

5/9/2018 - Donald Trump Says 'Everyone Thinks' Donald Trump Should Get a Nobel Peace Prize

5/9/2018 - Woman Allegedly Throws Ashes of Niece Who Died in Police Custody at LAPD Chief

5/9/2018 - Please Stop Making TV Shows About Journalism, Which Is a Boring Job

5/9/2018 - CIA Nominee Who Covered Up Torture Promises She Definitely Won't Do That Again

5/9/2018 - Duke University Executive Reportedly Caused Baristas to Be Fired for Playing Rap Music

5/9/2018 - Call It Torture

5/9/2018 - Rudy Giuliani Is Definitely Losing It

5/9/2018 - The Left Needs Some Money

5/8/2018 - Monstrous Coal Baron Finishes Third in WV Senate Primary, Saving Republicans From Begrudgingly Supporting Him in November

5/8/2018 - AT&T Twitter Account: Can You Please Tell Us More About 'Pay to Play'

5/8/2018 - Michael Cohen Is Just a Web of Corruption

5/8/2018 - 'We Will No Longer Be Silent.': Native Activists Shut Down Chase Bank to Protest the Trans Mountain Pipeline

5/8/2018 - Black Florida College Student Speaks About Being Dragged Off Graduation Stage for Dancing

5/8/2018 - The Nightmare Isn't Over for Trans Women on the Refugee Caravan

5/8/2018 - There's No Fucking Way I'm Buying This Story About Romney Buying His Tux on Amazon

5/8/2018 - Nicaragua Awakens

5/8/2018 - You Too Can Become an Overpaid Cable News Pundit With This One Weird Trick

5/8/2018 - Conservative Idiots Abandon Their Followers in a Heartbeat to Meet Kanye West

5/8/2018 - Goddammit, Trump Is Pulling Us Out of the Iran Deal

5/8/2018 - There's Finally a Good Feud Happening at the New York Times

5/8/2018 - Melania Trump's Office Yells at Meanie Reporters for Mocking Her Dumb New Initiative

5/8/2018 - This 'Will Kill People': 40K People Are About to Lose Their Medicaid Coverage in Louisiana

5/8/2018 - Jeff Flake Confirms He Lives in a Dream World

5/8/2018 - Maybe Donald Trump Jr. and Kellyanne Conway Should Sit the Eric Schneiderman Story Out

5/8/2018 - Trump Won't Rest Until He Slashes Even More Funding From Poor Kids' Healthcare

5/8/2018 - Rudy Giuliani's Total Incompetence Is Reportedly Starting to Piss Trump Off

5/8/2018 - Vladimir Putin Has Broken Everyone's Brain

5/7/2018 - Eric Schneiderman Resigns As New York AG After Allegations of Physical Abuse Against Women

5/7/2018 - Trump Legal Team 'Hopes' to Decide on Mueller Interview by May 17

5/7/2018 - Multiple Women Accuse New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman of Physical Abuse

5/7/2018 - 'They Just Really Stand Out': White Mom Calls Cops on Native American Teens Trying to Go On College Tour

5/7/2018 - Melania Trump Just Ripped Off an Old FTC Document for Her 'Be Best' Campaign

5/7/2018 - Here's Jeff Sessions Getting Shouted Down by a Protester at His Latest Anti-Immigrant Speech

5/7/2018 - My Name Is Melania and I'm Here to Say...Be Best?

5/7/2018 - The NRA's New President Is Oliver Fucking North

5/7/2018 - Trump Team Reportedly Spent Days Drafting a Tweet That Still Came Out Bad

5/7/2018 - Jeff Sessions Says He Wants to Separate Every Single Family Caught at the Border

5/7/2018 - The Denver Post Is Being Murdered By Its Vulture Capitalist Owners

5/7/2018 - Chelsea Manning's Senate Campaign Is Real and So Far, Very Good

5/7/2018 - California School Mural That Showed Trump's Severed Head Is Being Replaced

5/7/2018 - The White House Effort to Save Gina Haspel's CIA Nomination Is Getting Desperate

5/7/2018 - Andrew Cuomo Has Raised an Obscene Amount of Money Using the Loophole He Claims He Wants Closed

5/7/2018 - Trump Makes a Laughable Effort to Take Down Don Blankenship

5/7/2018 - Scott Pruitt Has Turned the EPA Into a Living Nightmare

5/7/2018 - Melania Trump's Life Sounds Even Bleaker Than We Thought

5/6/2018 - Now Devin Nunes Is Threatening Jeff Sessions with Contempt Charges

5/6/2018 - Kellyanne Conway Really Needs to Retire

5/6/2018 - Trump CIA Nominee Gina Haspel Has Second Thoughts Ahead of Confirmation Hearings

5/6/2018 - Trump Aides Behind ‘Dirty Ops’ Campaign Against Obama Officials Over Iran Deal, Report Says

5/6/2018 - Rudy Giuliani’s Latest TV Appearances Were a ‘Train Wreck’

5/5/2018 - How the Hell Did the Trump Organization Access So Much Cash?

5/5/2018 - Nervous White Mom Calls Cops on Native American Teens on College Tour

5/5/2018 - Devin Nunes Didn’t Even Read Russia Probe Documents He Demanded to See

5/5/2018 - There’s Definitely More Going On with Michael Cohen’s Hush Money Payments

5/4/2018 - Here's a Mercifully Abridged Version of Trump's NRA Speech

5/4/2018 - Good Lord, Trump Really Went Off in His NRA Speech

5/4/2018 - Sarah Huckabee Sanders Hosted the World's Saddest Cinco De Mayo Party Today

5/4/2018 - Running the Numbers on the Ratio Champs of Congress

5/4/2018 - Iowa Governor Signs the Country's Most Restrictive Abortion Bill Into Law

5/4/2018 - Trump Administration Stripping Tens of Thousands of Hondurans of Protected Status

5/4/2018 - What Time Will John Kelly Be Fired?

5/4/2018 - Rudy Giuliani Tries to Clean Up the Gigantic Mess He's Made for Trump

5/4/2018 - Here's Amanda Knox Weighing in on the Whole Stormy Daniels Scandal, I Guess, IDK [UPDATED]

5/4/2018 - White Commuter's Racist Freakout at Two Black Women Caught On Camera

5/4/2018 - Mitt Romney Has Some Normal and Relatable Thoughts About Meat

5/4/2018 - Rudy Giuliani Swears Trump Was Shocked—Shocked!—by the Stormy Daniels Payment

5/4/2018 - Arizona Teachers Are Going Back to School After a Six-Day Walkout

5/4/2018 - The Racist History of Gun Laws

5/4/2018 - West Virginia Senate Candidate Gives a Truly Deranged Defense of His Racism

5/4/2018 - Scott Pruitt Is Reportedly Turning His Job Into a World Tour With His Gross Friends

5/4/2018 - New York City Commits to Creating Safe Injection Sites

5/3/2018 - Paul Ryan Says the House Chaplain Can Stay So They Can Go Back to Hating Each Other in Peace

5/3/2018 - Noted Fame-Seeker Alan Dershowitz Has Joined Harvey Weinstein's Legal Defense Team

5/3/2018 - Trump Declares Small Victory in the War on Christmas

5/3/2018 - 'Why Can’t You All Just Let Us Live?': Young Baltimore Girl Demands an End to Gun Violence

5/3/2018 - House Chaplain Withdraws His Resignation and Tells Paul Ryan to Go to Hell

5/3/2018 - Scott Pruitt Loves Lobbyists So Much He Once Bought a House With One and Didn't Tell Anyone

5/3/2018 - Sarah Huckabee Sanders Just Delivered One of Her Most Disastrous Performances Yet

5/3/2018 - The National Teacher of the Year Turned Her Ceremony With Trump Into a Protest

5/3/2018 - Muslim Student Reportedly Attacked at Kansas College on 'Punish a Muslim Day'

5/3/2018 - The Feds Have Reportedly Been Wiretapping Michael Cohen (UPDATED)

5/3/2018 - 'Unfuckable' Women Don't Go on Killing Sprees

5/3/2018 - Airbnb Is a Tax on Everyone

5/3/2018 - Splinter (Mostly) Agrees: It's Too Hot Today

5/3/2018 - Trump Is Driving a Wave of Small-Dollar Donations for the Democrats

5/3/2018 - Rudy Giuliani Keeps Making Things Worse for Trump

5/3/2018 - Sarah Huckabee Sanders Responds to the WHCD Controversy With Her Usual Nonsense

5/3/2018 - Trump Suddenly Has a Whole Lot to Say About Stormy Daniels

5/3/2018 - Former Trump Consultant Michael Caputo Has World-Class Tantrum About Russia Investigation

5/2/2018 - Holy Shit Did Rudy Giuliani Fuck Up This Interview

5/2/2018 - Hillary Clinton Says That Being a Capitalist 'Probably' Hurt Her in the Democratic Primary

5/2/2018 - Senate Democrat Alleges Jeff Sessions Is Colluding With Texas Attorney General to Kill DACA

5/2/2018 - Black Former WH Staffer Swarmed With Cops After Being Accused Of Breaking Into Own Apartment

5/2/2018 - Build Congress a Dorm

5/2/2018 - Facebook Does Not Understand the Conservative Grift

5/2/2018 - James Comey's Book Tour Has Reached a New Low

5/2/2018 - Trump Just Hired the Lawyer Who Represented Bill Clinton During His Impeachment

5/2/2018 - Some Dumbass Congressmen Nominated Donald Trump for a Nobel Peace Prize

5/2/2018 - Sean Hannity's Extreme Hypocrisy Comes Back to Bite Him

5/2/2018 - Documents Suggest White House Rigged Panel on Trans Military Ban

5/2/2018 - NYT Columnist Who Wanted to Ban Porn Now Thinks It Could Stop the Next Violent Misogynist

5/2/2018 - Senator Marco Rubio Bravely Punches Down at a Politico Intern

5/2/2018 - Kellyanne Conway Advises Trump That Homeless Shelters, Dentists Could Replace Planned Parenthood

5/2/2018 - Some Things I Will Miss About Ty Cobb, the Latest Trump Lawyer to Head for the Hills

5/2/2018 - Study: Yep, Unions Made America Great

5/2/2018 - The Koch Bros Are Spending $20M to Convince You the Tax Plan Is Actually Good Before Election Day

5/2/2018 - The Specter of Hillary Clinton Is Dominating the GOP's 2018 Campaign

5/2/2018 - Georgia Republican Holds Teen Hostage at Gunpoint in Deranged New Campaign Ad

5/2/2018 - Mike Pence Made Sure to Give Joe Arpaio a Loving Shoutout at a Fundraiser

5/2/2018 - Where Did the List of Questions Robert Mueller Allegedly Had For Trump Come From?

5/1/2018 - Rod Rosenstein Is Surprisingly Not a Big Fan of House Republicans Who Want to Impeach Him

5/1/2018 - Trump's Doctor Says Trump Dictated 2015 Letter Saying He'd Be the Healthiest President Ever

5/1/2018 - A Lobbyist Helped Arrange and Tagged Along on Scott Pruitt's Insanely Expensive Morocco Trip

5/1/2018 - Waffle House Hero Says He Hasn't Heard From White House After It Touts 'Effort' to Reach Him

5/1/2018 - Mike Pence Is Going to a Fundraiser With a Group That Employs a Vile Racist

5/1/2018 - Sarah Huckabee Sanders Shows Us Exactly Why It's Ridiculous to Defend Her

5/1/2018 - Meghan McCain Manages to Enrage Every Single One of Her View Co-Hosts

5/1/2018 - Here's What Happens When Doctors Can't Say 'Abortion'

5/1/2018 - Coal Baron Running for Senate Inexplicably Dubs McConnell 'Cocaine Mitch' in Bizarre Ad

5/1/2018 - Trump's Doctor Claims Goons Took All of Trump's Medical Files From His Office

5/1/2018 - Group Behind Refugee Caravan Disputes DOJ Claim That Members Entered U.S. Illegally

5/1/2018 - Horror in Mexico

5/1/2018 - The White House Correspondents' Dinner 'Controversy' Has Reached a Peak of Stupidity

5/1/2018 - A Little Girl Is Selling Lemonade for Her Mom’s Healthcare Procedure

5/1/2018 - Tom Price, Disgraced Ex-Trump Official, Admits He's Also a Huge Liar

5/1/2018 - What's This Guy Doing With His Hands?

5/1/2018 - How Power Works

5/1/2018 - Democrats to Hillary: Hey, Can We Have Our Money Back

5/1/2018 - The White House Made an Error About One of the Most Sensitive Geopolitical Situations on Earth

5/1/2018 - 'It Is Time for Someone Like Myself': Talking to Trailblazing Politician Ilhan Omar

5/1/2018 - This Is by Far the Most Embarrassing White House Correspondents' Dinner Story