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2019 September
9/29/2019 - Donald Trump Is Keeping the Impeachment Discourse Completely and Totally Civil
9/29/2019 - Looks Like the Whistleblower Is Under Federal Protection of Some Sort
9/29/2019 - Yes, We Never Left 2016
9/29/2019 - Biden Campaign Demands TV News Execs Stop Booking Giuliani
9/29/2019 - It Pleases Me to See Stephen Miller So Utterly Humiliated
9/29/2019 - Behold the GOP Counterattack Strategy: SMEARING AND YELLING!!!!!
9/29/2019 - Rudy Giuliani Has the TV Meltdown We Knew He Had in Him
9/29/2019 - The Whistleblower Will Testify Before Congress, Schiff Says
9/28/2019 - Elizabeth Warren’s Campaign Announces Tentative Deal to Unionize
9/28/2019 - One of the Guys Giuliani Threw Under the Bus Has Resigned
9/28/2019 - Yes, Rudy, You Might Actually Be an Idiot
9/28/2019 - White House Concealed Sensitive Conversations Because Trump Has a Big Mouth
9/27/2019 - Do Pobachennya
9/27/2019 - The House Pulls Mike Pompeo Into Its Ukraine Probe
9/27/2019 - This Is the Horniest Anyone Has Ever Been
9/27/2019 - Tough Guy Geraldo Is Just Itching to Fight the Ukraine Whistleblower
9/27/2019 -
Groundhog Day
But About Congress Canceling Trump's Emergency Border Declaration
9/27/2019 - Look, by This Point Everyone Has Failed the Castro Twin Test
9/27/2019 - Just Another Day in Fucknutsville
9/27/2019 - Take a Gander at This Useless Fraud
9/27/2019 - Harvard Is a Hedge Fund, Which Is The Problem With This Fucked Up Country
9/27/2019 - White House Admits They Did the (Other) Bad Thing
9/27/2019 - Woman Working to End Sexual Assault at the VA Says She Was Assaulted at VA Hospital
9/27/2019 - People Are Cancelling the
New York Times
Again for Reporting on the Whistleblower's Identity
9/27/2019 - The Mistake the Democratic Leadership Can't Stop Making
9/27/2019 - Trump Administration Chooses This Moment to Unveil Yet Another Cruel Immigration Policy
9/27/2019 - Trump Is Fully Losing It
9/26/2019 - There’s Video of Trump Riffing on Executing the Whistleblower
9/26/2019 - This Is a Blog Making Fun of
The New York Times
Opinion Star Wars Video
9/26/2019 - This Fox News Meltdown Has EVERYTHING: On-Air Feuds, ‘Management Bedlam,’ and Paul Ryan
9/26/2019 - Federal Immigration Office Using Google Translate To Investigate Immigrants' Social Media Posts
9/26/2019 - Washington's Biggest Idiots Offer $50K Reward to Expose Whistleblower's Identity
9/26/2019 - There Goes My Hero (Rudy Giuliani)
9/26/2019 - Trump Unloads on Whistleblower 'Spy' and 'Scum' Reporters to Room Full of Friends
9/26/2019 - Fuck It, Let's Sacrifice to Odin
9/26/2019 - Talking To Individual Voters Is a Waste of Time
9/26/2019 - Parkland Parents Don't Want the Sheriff Who Failed Their Kids to Get His Old Job Back
9/26/2019 - Good God It's Come to This
9/26/2019 - Man Joe Biden Is Really Not Having a Great Week
9/26/2019 - Here's an Unhinged Devin Nunes Talking About Trump Nudes
9/26/2019 - Here's the Whistleblower Complaint at the Heart of Trump's Ukraine Scandal
9/26/2019 - No Criminal Charges for Off-Duty Police Officer Who Shot and Killed Mentally Ill Man at Costco
9/25/2019 - U.S. Makes Deal to Deport Asylum Seekers to Country It Recently Helped Make More Dangerous
9/25/2019 - Majority of House Members Support Move Toward Trump Impeachment, Finally
9/25/2019 - The Trump-Ukraine Affair Involves Ashton Kutcher Now
9/25/2019 - A Guide to the Trump-Ukraine Scandal for Anyone Who's Only Been Paying Half Attention
9/25/2019 - Democrats Eager to Mess This Up
9/25/2019 - Ukraine's President Is Desperate to Escape This Nightmare
9/25/2019 - Let's Check in on the Saddest Presidential Campaign in History
9/25/2019 - Trump Reportedly Can't Believe This Isn't Working
9/25/2019 - White House Owns Self Again by Accidentally Sending Ukraine Talking Points to Democrats
9/25/2019 - Of Course Fox News Already Found a Way to Defend Trump's Ukraine Call
9/25/2019 - Start a New Union For Tech Workers. Please.
9/25/2019 - In What World Was This Supposed to Prove Trump's Innocence?
9/25/2019 - Pete Buttigieg Ruins Beautiful Animal Moment With Horrible Policy
9/25/2019 - Here Comes Ivanka With Whatever This Is
9/25/2019 - Rashida Tlaib Was Right All Along
9/25/2019 - Boris Johnson Is Doing Great!
9/24/2019 - Vox Media Announces Merger With New York Media
9/24/2019 - Chipotle Workers Walk Out Over Labor Complaints
9/24/2019 - Looks Like It's Time for Everyone to Put Nancy Pelosi on the Highest Pedestal Possible
9/24/2019 - A Perfect Metaphor for Today's News and My Fragile Brain
9/24/2019 - COMEY NOOOOOO
9/24/2019 - Trump Is Feeling the Squeeze
9/24/2019 - It’s Finally Happening
9/24/2019 - John Lewis Makes Impassioned Case for Impeachment Inquiry
9/24/2019 - Pete Buttigieg Offers Some Really Great Reasons Not to Vote for Him
9/24/2019 - Trump: Yeah, I Did the Bad Thing, So What?
9/24/2019 - The Impeachment Push Is Happening Whether Nancy Pelosi Wants It or Not
9/24/2019 - Please Enjoy the Exact Moment Boris Johnson Gets His Ass Handed to Him
9/24/2019 - Bernie Sanders' Wealth Tax Is Very Good
9/24/2019 - Well, This Seems Fishy
9/23/2019 - Fox News Apologizes After Daily Wire Host Calls Greta Thunberg a 'Mentally Ill Swedish Child' on Air
9/23/2019 - You Gotta Hand It to Trump, This Is an Incredible Troll
9/23/2019 - Only Trump's Unyielding Love for Modi Could Get Him to the UN Climate Summit
9/23/2019 - Conservatives Are Melting Down Faster Than Our Planet Over Greta and the Climate Teens
9/23/2019 - The DNC Apparently Wants This to Last Forever
9/23/2019 - The GOP's Biggest Failkids Are Locked in the Pettiest of Grudges
9/23/2019 - Trump Brain Status: Noble Peas
9/23/2019 - Oprah Not Touching 2020 With a 10-Foot Pole
9/23/2019 - Trump's Got Big Dictator Energy Today
9/23/2019 - We Need a Shorter Workweek
9/23/2019 - Press Secretary Says She Killed Briefings Because She Was Sick of Reporters Trying to Get Famous
9/23/2019 - Here's the Worst Reason to Stay in the Democratic Primary Yet
9/23/2019 -
Fox & Friends
Is Terrified of Greta Thunberg
9/23/2019 - Puerto Rico Can't Catch a Break: Island in Predicted Path of Tropical Storm
9/22/2019 - I Hope Joe Biden Finally Realizes How Much Medicare-for-All Would Help Striking GM Workers
9/22/2019 - Letter From Pelosi Threatens Trump Administration With 'Whole New Stage of Investigation'
9/22/2019 - Karen Pence, a Woman Definitely Capable of Reading the Digital Room, Joins Twitter
9/22/2019 - Trump Just Told on Himself Again
9/22/2019 - Adam Schiff Says Impeachment Would Be the ‘Only Remedy’ If Trump Did the Ukraine Thing
9/22/2019 - Elizabeth Warren Leads Joe Biden in Latest Iowa Poll
9/21/2019 - Joe Kennedy Confirms He’ll Take on Sen. Ed Markey in 2020 Democratic Primary
9/21/2019 - Cory Booker’s Campaign May Be on Its Last Legs
9/21/2019 - Apparently Nothing Trump Does Will Convince Nancy Pelosi to Impeach Him
9/21/2019 - Trump Pivots to His Favorite Defense: The Democratic ‘Witch Hunt’
9/21/2019 - Trump to Send Troops to Saudi Arabia in Response to Attack on Oil Facilities
9/20/2019 - Tupananchikkama
9/20/2019 - Trump Brain Status: Jello Mold
9/20/2019 - Meghan McCain STORMS Off
The View
After Fight With Ana Navarro
9/20/2019 - Cat Squeeze Through
9/20/2019 - The Trump Labor Board Is Outlawing Grad Student Worker Unions
9/20/2019 - Where Bernie Goes From Here
9/20/2019 - All of a Sudden, Kyle Bragg Is the Most Powerful Union Leader in New York
9/20/2019 - Dan Crenshaw Hides in an Elevator to Escape Fellow Troops Calling Him on His Bullshit
9/20/2019 -
Fox & Friends
Go From Mocking Climate Strike to Covering Effects of Climate Change Without Hint of Irony
9/20/2019 - Holy Fuck Look at the Climate Strike
9/20/2019 - Top ICE Official Rushes to Clarify 'We're Not Nazis'
9/20/2019 - Rudy Giuliani Goes Off the Rails in Disastrous CNN Interview About His Shady Dealings for Trump
9/19/2019 - House Judiciary Committee Reportedly Maybe Might Possibly Hold Lewandowski in Contempt
9/19/2019 - Honduran Mother and Child Drown Crossing the Rio Grande After Stress From 'Remain in Mexico' Policy
9/19/2019 - At Least One Brave Staffer Walked Out in Protest of Ben Carson’s Transphobic Remarks
9/19/2019 - Black Leaders Condemn Attacks by Sanders Supporters Amid Fallout From WFP's Warren Endorsement
9/19/2019 - Please Stop Sending This Man Dick Pics
9/19/2019 - Let's Play the World's Smallest Violin for the
Pod Save America
Boys
9/19/2019 - Matt Gaetz Has a Nuclear Meltdown Trying to Go After Al Sharpton
9/19/2019 - Eric Garner's Mother Shares Heart-Wrenching Testimony on Police Brutality
9/19/2019 - Trump on Snowballing Whistleblower Scandal: 'No Problem!'
9/19/2019 - No, That Isn't a Photo of Beto O'Rourke Pissing Himself
9/19/2019 - Something to Keep in Mind for the Class War: Mike Pence Might Be Terrified of Horses
9/19/2019 - Nancy Pelosi Is the Best Friend Donald Trump Could Ask For
9/19/2019 - I'm Deeply Troubled to Report Stephen Miller Got a Girlfriend
9/19/2019 -
Fox & Friends
Tries and Fails to Own Taylor Swift
9/19/2019 - Justin Trudeau's Blackface Scandal Is Spiraling Out of Control
9/19/2019 - Trump's Attacks on the Homeless Are Getting More and More Unhinged
9/18/2019 - Please, I Beg You, My Home State Does Not Need Another Kennedy
9/18/2019 - Anyway, Here's Justin Trudeau Wearing Brownface
9/18/2019 - Two Men in ICE Custody Reach Day 72 of Hunger Strike
9/18/2019 - What's the Worst Band to Get Fired to?
9/18/2019 - Liz Cheney Wants to Start a War Just Like Her Dad
9/18/2019 - This Is a Great Way to Get Robbed, Mr. President!!
9/18/2019 - Surprise: Jonathan Chait Is Peddling Nonsense Again
9/18/2019 - Show Me the Lie in This Deeply Disturbing Back-to-School PSA by Sandy Hook Parents
9/18/2019 - Here's a Good Abominable Towering Hell Cage to Buy, for Billionaires
9/18/2019 - Climate Activist Greta Thunberg Politely Hands Bad-Faith Republican His Ass
9/18/2019 - Trump Is Spreading Dangerous Lies About Ilhan Omar and 9/11
9/18/2019 - Taylor Swift: 'You’re a Democrat? Sick. Get in the Car. We’re Going to the Mall'
9/18/2019 - Anon Democratic Senators: Biden Good! Warren and Sanders Bad and Scary :(
9/18/2019 - Trump: The Gun Control Wall Just Got 10 Feet Higher Because of Beto!
9/18/2019 - CNN Puts Corey Lewandowski on TV Less Than a Day After He Bragged About Lying to Media
9/18/2019 - Every Politician Smearing Medicare for All Should Be Asked About the GM Strike
9/18/2019 - Police Arrest Infamous Democratic Donor Ed Buck on Harrowing Drug Charges
9/17/2019 - Personally, I'm Disturbed This Extremely Creepy Former MIT Professor Was Ever Allowed on a College Campus
9/17/2019 - General Motors Cuts Insurance for Workers on Strike Demanding Affordable Healthcare
9/17/2019 - Is Anyone Actually Going to Pay the
Atlantic
Almost $1,000 to Hear Kirstjen Nielsen Speak?
9/17/2019 - Lawsuit Alleges Lyft Driver Kidnapped Brooklyn Woman at Gunpoint and Gang-Raped Her
9/17/2019 - Trump Slams Homeless People for Ruining All Our 'Best' Doorways
9/17/2019 - Andrew Yang Really Doesn't Have to Do This
9/17/2019 - Bret Stephens Puts All Doubts About His Lust for War to Bed
9/17/2019 - These Uber and Lyft Drivers Can Tell You in Great Detail How They're Getting Screwed
9/17/2019 - Here Is Donald Trump Paying Solemn Respect to a Dead Woman
9/17/2019 - The Corey Lewandowski Hearing Is Already an Absolute Disaster
9/17/2019 - Boy Judge Forced Off NY Bench for Racist Facebook Meme
9/17/2019 - We Got That Viral Photo Algorithm to Say Some Deranged Shit About the 2020 Democrats
9/17/2019 - Trump's Silicon Valley Fundraiser Sounds Like a Mystery Treasure Hunt for the Absolute Worst People
9/17/2019 - North Carolina Democrats Are Aiding and Abetting the Worst GOP Corruption
9/17/2019 - Streetwear Brand Debuts School Shooting-Themed Line of Sweatshirts
9/17/2019 - The Big Fight, Not the Little Fight
9/17/2019 - Trump Tries to Prove He's Not Racist by Being Incredibly Racist
9/16/2019 - 80,000-Plus Kaiser Permanente Workers Are Going on Strike
9/16/2019 - Here Is Your First Thrilling Look at Sean Spicer on
Dancing With the Stars
9/16/2019 - Ayanna Pressley Will Officially Call for a Kavanaugh Impeachment Inquiry
9/16/2019 - What Do You Mean They Almost Called It the 'Tropical Moist Forest'
9/16/2019 - Congress Is Finally Investigating Elaine Chao
9/16/2019 - The Right-Wing Outrage Machine Fires Up to Defend Kavanaugh Yet Again
9/16/2019 - And Now a Cosmically Wild Anecdote from Donald Trump
9/16/2019 - There Are Too Many Damn Previews Now
9/16/2019 - Ben Shapiro Demands Kavanaugh Accusers Describe His Junk
9/16/2019 - Michigan's New Anti-Vape Rules Are Totally Insane
9/16/2019 - Milo Yiannopoulos Tries to Break Into the World of Furries, Is Brutally Rejected
9/16/2019 - Please Enjoy Boris Johnson Getting Booed So Viciously That He Hid From a Press Conference
9/16/2019 - Kris Kobach Reportedly Sent Names of Nearly 300 of Residents to ICE While Running for Governor
9/16/2019 - Democratic Senator Bravely Calls for War With Iran on Fox News
9/16/2019 - Help Us Find the Worst Politicians In Your State
9/16/2019 - Last Person in the World We Needed to Hear From Says Bernie Looks Like a Crazy Man
9/16/2019 - Trump Says We're 'Locked and Loaded' to Bomb the Hell Out of Whoever Saudi Arabia Tells Us to
9/16/2019 - There Are Exactly Two Things Border Patrol Agents Should Be Doing Right Now
9/16/2019 - Normal Already Failed
9/16/2019 - Purdue Pharma Files for Bankruptcy
9/15/2019 - New York State Will be Banning Flavored E-Cigarettes By Emergency Order
9/15/2019 - Biden’s Reaction to New Brett Kavanaugh Sexual Misconduct Allegations Is Tepid and Unsurprising
9/15/2019 - Looks Like UAW Workers Will Be Striking at Midnight
9/15/2019 - It’s Honestly Great That Dems Are Appealing to Trump’s Love of Photo Ops to Pass Gun Reform
9/15/2019 - Democratic Presidential Candidates Call for Brett Kavanaugh’s Impeachment
9/15/2019 - Our Dumbass President Can’t Even Spell ‘Libel’
9/15/2019 -
New York Times
Apologizes for Incredibly Offensive Tweet About Brett Kavanaugh’s Alleged Misconduct
9/15/2019 - Another Sexual Misconduct Allegation Against Brett Kavanaugh Surfaces
9/14/2019 - CNN’s Chris Cuomo Takes on ‘New Faces With a Hole Burning Through ‘Em’ PAC
9/14/2019 - Federal Appeals Court Says Trump Emoluments Lawsuit Can Move Forward
9/14/2019 - New York Attorney General Finds $1 Billion the Sackler Family Allegedly Tried to Shield
9/14/2019 - Rep. Adam Schiff Subpoenas Acting Intelligence Director Over Whistleblower Complaint
9/13/2019 - Orevwa
9/13/2019 - Ben Shapiro: American Healthcare Is Great if You Ignore All the Death
9/13/2019 - Ivanka: I Got It (a Non-Existent Moral Compass) From My Daddy
9/13/2019 - Boris Johnson Is Getting Mercilessly Owned Everywhere He Goes
9/13/2019 - Hell Is Bari Weiss' Book Party
9/13/2019 - Rudy Giuliani's Bitter Divorce Is Getting Even Messier
9/13/2019 - Bernie Sanders Needs to Go for the Jugular on Iraq
9/13/2019 - Everyone Is Freaking Out About Julián Castro
9/13/2019 - Texas Republican Threatens Beto O'Rourke's Life if He Tries to Take His AR-15
9/13/2019 - Let's Play Back That Insane Joe Biden Answer About Racism and Record Players
9/12/2019 - WTF Was Going on With Joe Biden's Teeth?
9/12/2019 - Insane New GOP Attack Ad Sets Photo of AOC on Fire to Decry Evils of Socialism
9/12/2019 - Julián Castro and Jorge Ramos Team Up to Destroy Joe Biden on Immigration
9/12/2019 - I'm Shocked (Shocked!) That Jerry Falwell Jr. Would Send Emails Like This
9/12/2019 - Has Joe Biden Ever Listened to Joe Biden
9/12/2019 - Beto O'Rourke Confirms 'Hell Yes' He'd Take Your Assault Rifles
9/12/2019 - Oh My Lord What a Shockingly Ruthless Attack on Joe Biden
9/12/2019 - Democratic Presidential Candidates Continue to Live Rent Free in Trump's Head
9/12/2019 - We Know Andrew Yang's Debate Surprise and It's Pretty Lame
9/12/2019 - Please God Make the GOP Listen to the CEOs on Gun Control
9/12/2019 - Ben Carson’s $31,000 Dining Room Set Isn’t Misconduct, Just ‘A Systemic Failure’
9/12/2019 - Democrats Will Never Beat Republicans at Their Own Game
9/12/2019 - Here Comes Big Carl
9/12/2019 - All the Movies Are Too Damn Long!!!!
9/12/2019 - Never Forget How Terrible
The Newsroom
Was
9/12/2019 - Pelosi: LITERALLY DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT IMPEACHMENT AGAIN YOU DUMB OAFS
9/12/2019 - How High Are the Stakes Tonight for Each Democratic Candidate?
9/12/2019 - I Beg to Live as Keke Palmer
9/12/2019 - Lou Dobbs Got Real Anti-Semitic Again Last Night
9/12/2019 - Maybe the Worst Possible Way for Trump to Fight Homelessness
9/12/2019 - Fox Demon Melts Down Over Elizabeth Warren's Plans to Help Workers
9/12/2019 - Look! Up in the Sky! It's a Huge Idiot!
9/12/2019 - Newspaper Owned by Richest Man in the World Lays Off Non-Union Workers
9/11/2019 - Ben Sasse Has Literally Nothing to Say About Being Endorsed by Trump
9/11/2019 - Supreme Court Decides to Let Trump Be Even Harsher to Asylum Seekers
9/11/2019 - At Least One Conservative Is Very Scared About Medicare for All
9/11/2019 - Trump Claims He Definitely Wasn't Mad at the Weather Guys
9/11/2019 - Proud Papa Trump Sort of Acknowledges Barron's Existence
9/11/2019 - BORDER WATCH: Band of Canadian Feral Hogs Threaten Montana
9/11/2019 - North Carolina Republicans Have Pulled Their Scummiest Move Yet
9/11/2019 - Trump Is Coming for Your Flavored E-Cigarettes, This Is Not a Drill
9/11/2019 - Rudy Giuliani Has Spent the 9/11 Anniversary Going Nuts Online
9/11/2019 - Rick Scott Sucks Even More Than Humanly Thought Possible
9/11/2019 - And Now a Mortifying Video of a Fox Host Trying to Downplay Getting Birthday Cake on 9/11
9/11/2019 - Tucker Carlson Says Bolton Was Fired for Being a 'Progressive' Because Words Have No Meaning
9/11/2019 - The GOP Wants to Keep Candidates in the Dark About Trump's Unpopularity
9/11/2019 - Here Is a Real Thing a Fox News Host Just Said About 9/11
9/11/2019 - Trump Discovers California's Homelessness Crisis, Will Absolutely Make It Worse
9/10/2019 - Trump-Backed Candidates Win in North Carolina
9/10/2019 - There Are Approximately 27.5 Million People in the U.S. Without Health Insurance
9/10/2019 - Apparently Bankers Are Feeling Threatened by Elizabeth Warren
9/10/2019 - Nobody Knows What's Going on With the Whole Impeachment Thing
9/10/2019 - Joe Biden Is Scared
9/10/2019 - DNC Warns Candidates: Don't Fucking Swear at Our Goddamn Debate
9/10/2019 - Why Is It Folded
9/10/2019 - Everything's Fine!
9/10/2019 - Trump Promoted Immigration Judge Who Allegedly Threatened to Sic Attack Dog on a Toddler
9/10/2019 - Trump to Bolton: I Mustache You To Leave
9/10/2019 - A 'Tag Yourself' Challenge to Kill You on Sight
9/10/2019 - Americans Are Starting to Favor a Major Break With the DC Foreign Policy Consensus
9/10/2019 - Billy Bush Is Back, and Don't Worry, He's Learned a Lot
9/10/2019 - The Center for American Progress Is a Disgrace
9/10/2019 - The British Parliament Had a Complete Nervous Breakdown
9/10/2019 - Trump Brain Status: A Dusting of Light Bulb Shards
9/10/2019 - Yet Another Climate Study Confirms We're Screwed
9/9/2019 - The 9/11 Tribute Lights Are Killing Tons of Birds
9/9/2019 - Things Are Not Looking Up for Boris Johnson
9/9/2019 - Oh No, Milo Yiannopoulos Is Out of Money!
9/9/2019 - Wilbur Ross Reportedly Threatened to Fire NOAA Officials for Making Trump Look Dumb
9/9/2019 - This Is Pathetic Even for Mike Pence
9/9/2019 - Sarah Palin Is Getting Divorced Baby Divorced
9/9/2019 - Don't Mess With the Weather People
9/9/2019 - What the Frick(e) Is This?
9/9/2019 - Valerie Plame's First Campaign Ad Is...Really Something
9/9/2019 - Jerry Falwell Jr. Is Reportedly a Huge Horny Scumbag
9/9/2019 - Chrissy Teigen Calling Trump a 'Pussy Ass Bitch' Is the Feud We Deserve
9/9/2019 - Exactly Nobody Needed This
9/9/2019 - We've Entered the Circle of 2020 Hell Where Andrew Yang Is Crowdsurfing
9/9/2019 - CITATION NEEDED MR. PRESIDENT
9/9/2019 - Here Is the President Screaming About the Jobs
9/9/2019 - Bahamian Hurricane Evacuees Without a Visa Taken Off Ship On CBP Order [UDPATE]
9/8/2019 - How Does Jake Tapper Have the Energy for This?
9/8/2019 - Mattis Wouldn't Have Thrown Biden's Judgment Under the Bus If He Knew About 2020 Plans
9/8/2019 - When You Lose Mick Jagger, You Lose The Country
9/8/2019 - A Guy Damaged the Wall Street Bull With a Metal Banjo
9/8/2019 - No Camp David Photo Op With the Taliban Ahead of 9/11 Anniversary, Trump Says
9/8/2019 - Tom Steyer Qualified for October’s Democratic Debate
9/8/2019 - Uh, What the Hell, Kamala Harris?
9/8/2019 - South Carolina Republican Mark Sanford Announces He Will Challenge Trump in 2020
9/7/2019 - FBI Investigates Shooting of Undocumented Driver by ICE Agents in Tennessee
9/7/2019 - House Dems to Finally Clarify Their Efforts to Impeach Trump
9/7/2019 - Congress Investigates Suspicious Air Force Trips to Trump’s Scotland Resort
9/7/2019 - Dorian Death Toll in the Bahamas Is Expected to Drastically Rise
9/6/2019 - Macasalaamo
9/6/2019 - Eric Trump Finally Finds the Perfect Smoking Gun to Take Down the
Washington Post
9/6/2019 - Fox News Host: Debra Messing? Basically Hitler
9/6/2019 - AZ GOP Chair Threatens to 'Stop' Gabby Gifford's Husband 'Dead in His Tracks'
9/6/2019 - The Pamela Anderson-Meghan McCain Smackdown I Didn't Know How Much I Needed
9/6/2019 - The SoulCycle Boycott Seems Like It's Actually Working
9/6/2019 - Some of These Trump Stans Do Not Seem Like They're in the Best Place
9/6/2019 - Sell Your Beach House
9/6/2019 - Fox News' Attempt to Prove That There's an Anti-Cop Crisis Goes Hilariously Wrong
9/6/2019 - Finally, the Dumbest Possible Explanation for the Sharpie Map: Trump Reportedly Drew It Himself
9/6/2019 - Dumb Starbucks Man Makes Smart Decision to Drop Out
9/6/2019 - A Headline That Sums Up the Absurdity of Where Joe Biden Is Right Now
9/5/2019 - Is David Brooks Doing Alright?
9/5/2019 - A Bunch of Grocery Stores Realize People Don’t Want Guns as a Part of the Shopping Experience
9/5/2019 - American War Machine Finds Its Way to Hong Kong
9/5/2019 - Oh My God Trump Is Still Doing This
9/5/2019 - Ted Cruz Simply Can't Stop Embarrassing Himself
9/5/2019 - Wow Barron Got Tall
9/5/2019 - A Good Use of the Press Secretary's Time
9/5/2019 - I;m thinking about thos Bean
9/5/2019 - Did Not Know It Was Possible For a Show to Be This Stupid
9/5/2019 - Beto O'Rourke Tries to Start Some Shit With Meghan McCain
9/5/2019 - Join Us in Being Traumatized by Brooklyn’s Disgusting New Way of Killing Rats
9/5/2019 - Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Thriving Because There Is No Justice in the World
9/5/2019 - Uber and Lyft Drivers Say They Want to Change Ridesharing's 'Predatory Business Model'
9/5/2019 - Mike Pence's Humiliation Knows No Bounds
9/5/2019 - Here Is a Helpful List of Exactly Where Unions Need to Be
9/5/2019 - Elizabeth Warren Blows Ridiculous CNN Climate Change Question Out of the Water
9/5/2019 -
Fox & Friends
Crew Performs Olympics-Level Mental Gymnastics Over Trump's Wall
9/5/2019 - Not Even Boris Johnson's Own Brother Wants Anything to Do With Him
9/5/2019 - Trump Brain Status: Fresh Roasted Corncob
9/5/2019 - Bahamas Left to Uncover Full Extent of Hurricane Dorian's Destruction
9/5/2019 - Help, I Can't Look Away From Joe Biden's Bloody Eyeball
9/4/2019 - Joe Biden Claims He Didn't Know a Fossil Fuel Executive Was Hosting a Fundraiser for Him
9/4/2019 - Steve King Bravely Drinks From a Toilet
9/4/2019 - This British Politician Yelling BE A GOOD BOY Officially Broke My Brain
9/4/2019 - 'Content Farm' Fires Workers After They Ask Where Their Meager Paychecks Are
9/4/2019 - Conservative Scammer Jacob Wohl Has an Arrest Warrant Out for Being a Massive Idiot
9/4/2019 - Starbucks: Sell Me the Venti Jet Fuel Coffee, You Absolute Cowards
9/4/2019 - White House Seemingly Doctored Graphic to Make Trump's Hurricane Dorian Error Seem True
9/4/2019 - Ilhan Omar Finds Actual Good Use for 'Thoughts and Prayers'
9/4/2019 - Bernie/Screaming Baby 2020
9/4/2019 - I Am Hyperventilating Over This Insane Bernie Sanders-Meghan McCain Exchange
9/4/2019 - Dan Crenshaw and AOC Are Feuding After He Tweeted About Lending His Friends Guns
9/4/2019 - Marianne Williamson's Attempt at a Hurricane Dorian Tweet Goes Terribly Wrong
9/4/2019 - Fox News Guest Blames Mass Shootings on Teaching Evolution in Schools
9/4/2019 - This Is What Blatant Corruption Looks Like
9/4/2019 - Judge Orders White House Reinstate Press Pass of Reporter Who Feuded With Sebastian Gorka
9/4/2019 - Boris Johnson Had a Horrible Morning
9/4/2019 - Team Pence Tries and Miserably Fails to Clean Up His Irish Shitshow
9/4/2019 - Pentagon Approves Enormous Chunk of Cash for Trump's Border Wall
9/3/2019 - Judge Reportedly Tells Arrested Straight Pride Protesters: 'Stay Out of Boston'
9/3/2019 - United Auto Workers Authorize a Strike
9/3/2019 - U.N. Reportedly Has a List of People Who Could Face War Crimes Charges Over Human Rights Violations in Yemen
9/3/2019 - How Long Should Contract Negotiations Take?
9/3/2019 - Look at This Asshole
9/3/2019 - The Stock Market Just So Happens to Suck When Trump Tweets a Lot
9/3/2019 - Apple Cancels Deranged-Sounding Richard Gere Show About Millennials Driving Vietnam Vets to Do Mass Shootings
9/3/2019 - Finally, Some Real Gun Reform (At Walmart)
9/3/2019 - Update: 'Moscow Mitch' Is Good Now
9/3/2019 - Meghan McCain Marks Her Return to
The View
by Instantly Melting Down Over Guns
9/3/2019 - Here Is the Beautiful Sight of Boris Johnson Being Utterly Humiliated Over Brexit
9/3/2019 - Labor Militancy In Higher Education Is On the Rise
9/3/2019 - Trump Allies Want to Spend Millions on Making Journalists Look Bad
9/3/2019 - Trump Freaks Out After Being Criticized for Golfing While 'Monitoring' Hurricane Dorian
9/3/2019 - Palestinian Student Blocked From Entering U.S. Finally Arrives at Harvard
9/3/2019 - Joe Biden Is Now Making Up Total Fiction About His Iraq War Vote
9/3/2019 - Mike Pence's Ireland Trip Already a Total Joke
9/2/2019 - Trump Doesn't Let Massive Hurricane Disrupt His Very Important Golf Game
9/2/2019 - U.S. Officials Reportedly Denied Another Visa Holder Entry Based on a Message He Received
9/2/2019 - Happy Labor Day, Here's Another Way Employers Take Advantage of Their Workers
9/2/2019 - Students in Hong Kong Strike on First Day of Classes
9/2/2019 - Hurricane Dorian Creates 'Utter Devastation' in Bahamas
9/1/2019 - Evacuations Have Been Ordered for Parts of Florida, South Carolina, and Georgia
9/1/2019 - The Remains of a Diabetic Man Who Died After Being Deported Have Been Returned to U.S.
9/1/2019 - Hurricane Dorian Makes Landfall in Bahamas As Category 5 Storm
9/1/2019 - Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (and Other Republicans) Must Be Voted Out
9/1/2019 - Dorian Will Not Hit Alabama and Trump Is Full of Shit, Meteorologists Say
9/1/2019 - Fox Business’ Stuart Varney Goes Full Orwellian By Claiming Trump Never Lies