Sitemap: 2019 September | Splinter

9/29/2019 - Donald Trump Is Keeping the Impeachment Discourse Completely and Totally Civil

9/29/2019 - Looks Like the Whistleblower Is Under Federal Protection of Some Sort

9/29/2019 - Yes, We Never Left 2016

9/29/2019 - Biden Campaign Demands TV News Execs Stop Booking Giuliani

9/29/2019 - It Pleases Me to See Stephen Miller So Utterly Humiliated

9/29/2019 - Behold the GOP Counterattack Strategy: SMEARING AND YELLING!!!!!

9/29/2019 - Rudy Giuliani Has the TV Meltdown We Knew He Had in Him

9/29/2019 - The Whistleblower Will Testify Before Congress, Schiff Says

9/28/2019 - Elizabeth Warren’s Campaign Announces Tentative Deal to Unionize

9/28/2019 - One of the Guys Giuliani Threw Under the Bus Has Resigned

9/28/2019 - Yes, Rudy, You Might Actually Be an Idiot

9/28/2019 - White House Concealed Sensitive Conversations Because Trump Has a Big Mouth

9/27/2019 - Do Pobachennya

9/27/2019 - The House Pulls Mike Pompeo Into Its Ukraine Probe

9/27/2019 - This Is the Horniest Anyone Has Ever Been

9/27/2019 - Tough Guy Geraldo Is Just Itching to Fight the Ukraine Whistleblower

9/27/2019 - Groundhog Day But About Congress Canceling Trump's Emergency Border Declaration

9/27/2019 - Look, by This Point Everyone Has Failed the Castro Twin Test

9/27/2019 - Just Another Day in Fucknutsville

9/27/2019 - Take a Gander at This Useless Fraud

9/27/2019 - Harvard Is a Hedge Fund, Which Is The Problem With This Fucked Up Country

9/27/2019 - White House Admits They Did the (Other) Bad Thing

9/27/2019 - Woman Working to End Sexual Assault at the VA Says She Was Assaulted at VA Hospital

9/27/2019 - People Are Cancelling the New York Times Again for Reporting on the Whistleblower's Identity

9/27/2019 - The Mistake the Democratic Leadership Can't Stop Making

9/27/2019 - Trump Administration Chooses This Moment to Unveil Yet Another Cruel Immigration Policy

9/27/2019 - Trump Is Fully Losing It

9/26/2019 - There’s Video of Trump Riffing on Executing the Whistleblower

9/26/2019 - This Is a Blog Making Fun of The New York Times Opinion Star Wars Video

9/26/2019 - This Fox News Meltdown Has EVERYTHING: On-Air Feuds, ‘Management Bedlam,’ and Paul Ryan

9/26/2019 - Federal Immigration Office Using Google Translate To Investigate Immigrants' Social Media Posts

9/26/2019 - Washington's Biggest Idiots Offer $50K Reward to Expose Whistleblower's Identity

9/26/2019 - There Goes My Hero (Rudy Giuliani)

9/26/2019 - Trump Unloads on Whistleblower 'Spy' and 'Scum' Reporters to Room Full of Friends

9/26/2019 - Fuck It, Let's Sacrifice to Odin

9/26/2019 - Talking To Individual Voters Is a Waste of Time

9/26/2019 - Parkland Parents Don't Want the Sheriff Who Failed Their Kids to Get His Old Job Back

9/26/2019 - Good God It's Come to This

9/26/2019 - Man Joe Biden Is Really Not Having a Great Week

9/26/2019 - Here's an Unhinged Devin Nunes Talking About Trump Nudes

9/26/2019 - Here's the Whistleblower Complaint at the Heart of Trump's Ukraine Scandal

9/26/2019 - No Criminal Charges for Off-Duty Police Officer Who Shot and Killed Mentally Ill Man at Costco

9/25/2019 - U.S. Makes Deal to Deport Asylum Seekers to Country It Recently Helped Make More Dangerous

9/25/2019 - Majority of House Members Support Move Toward Trump Impeachment, Finally

9/25/2019 - The Trump-Ukraine Affair Involves Ashton Kutcher Now

9/25/2019 - A Guide to the Trump-Ukraine Scandal for Anyone Who's Only Been Paying Half Attention

9/25/2019 - Democrats Eager to Mess This Up

9/25/2019 - Ukraine's President Is Desperate to Escape This Nightmare

9/25/2019 - Let's Check in on the Saddest Presidential Campaign in History

9/25/2019 - Trump Reportedly Can't Believe This Isn't Working

9/25/2019 - White House Owns Self Again by Accidentally Sending Ukraine Talking Points to Democrats

9/25/2019 - Of Course Fox News Already Found a Way to Defend Trump's Ukraine Call

9/25/2019 - Start a New Union For Tech Workers. Please.

9/25/2019 - In What World Was This Supposed to Prove Trump's Innocence?

9/25/2019 - Pete Buttigieg Ruins Beautiful Animal Moment With Horrible Policy

9/25/2019 - Here Comes Ivanka With Whatever This Is

9/25/2019 - Rashida Tlaib Was Right All Along

9/25/2019 - Boris Johnson Is Doing Great!

9/24/2019 - Vox Media Announces Merger With New York Media

9/24/2019 - Chipotle Workers Walk Out Over Labor Complaints

9/24/2019 - Looks Like It's Time for Everyone to Put Nancy Pelosi on the Highest Pedestal Possible

9/24/2019 - A Perfect Metaphor for Today's News and My Fragile Brain

9/24/2019 - COMEY NOOOOOO

9/24/2019 - Trump Is Feeling the Squeeze

9/24/2019 - It’s Finally Happening

9/24/2019 - John Lewis Makes Impassioned Case for Impeachment Inquiry

9/24/2019 - Pete Buttigieg Offers Some Really Great Reasons Not to Vote for Him

9/24/2019 - Trump: Yeah, I Did the Bad Thing, So What?

9/24/2019 - The Impeachment Push Is Happening Whether Nancy Pelosi Wants It or Not

9/24/2019 - Please Enjoy the Exact Moment Boris Johnson Gets His Ass Handed to Him

9/24/2019 - Bernie Sanders' Wealth Tax Is Very Good

9/24/2019 - Well, This Seems Fishy

9/23/2019 - Fox News Apologizes After Daily Wire Host Calls Greta Thunberg a 'Mentally Ill Swedish Child' on Air

9/23/2019 - You Gotta Hand It to Trump, This Is an Incredible Troll

9/23/2019 - Only Trump's Unyielding Love for Modi Could Get Him to the UN Climate Summit

9/23/2019 - Conservatives Are Melting Down Faster Than Our Planet Over Greta and the Climate Teens

9/23/2019 - The DNC Apparently Wants This to Last Forever

9/23/2019 - The GOP's Biggest Failkids Are Locked in the Pettiest of Grudges

9/23/2019 - Trump Brain Status: Noble Peas

9/23/2019 - Oprah Not Touching 2020 With a 10-Foot Pole

9/23/2019 - Trump's Got Big Dictator Energy Today

9/23/2019 - We Need a Shorter Workweek

9/23/2019 - Press Secretary Says She Killed Briefings Because She Was Sick of Reporters Trying to Get Famous

9/23/2019 - Here's the Worst Reason to Stay in the Democratic Primary Yet

9/23/2019 - Fox & Friends Is Terrified of Greta Thunberg

9/23/2019 - Puerto Rico Can't Catch a Break: Island in Predicted Path of Tropical Storm

9/22/2019 - I Hope Joe Biden Finally Realizes How Much Medicare-for-All Would Help Striking GM Workers

9/22/2019 - Letter From Pelosi Threatens Trump Administration With 'Whole New Stage of Investigation'

9/22/2019 - Karen Pence, a Woman Definitely Capable of Reading the Digital Room, Joins Twitter

9/22/2019 - Trump Just Told on Himself Again

9/22/2019 - Adam Schiff Says Impeachment Would Be the ‘Only Remedy’ If Trump Did the Ukraine Thing

9/22/2019 - Elizabeth Warren Leads Joe Biden in Latest Iowa Poll

9/21/2019 - Joe Kennedy Confirms He’ll Take on Sen. Ed Markey in 2020 Democratic Primary

9/21/2019 - Cory Booker’s Campaign May Be on Its Last Legs

9/21/2019 - Apparently Nothing Trump Does Will Convince Nancy Pelosi to Impeach Him

9/21/2019 - Trump Pivots to His Favorite Defense: The Democratic ‘Witch Hunt’

9/21/2019 - Trump to Send Troops to Saudi Arabia in Response to Attack on Oil Facilities

9/20/2019 - Tupananchikkama

9/20/2019 - Trump Brain Status: Jello Mold

9/20/2019 - Meghan McCain STORMS Off The View After Fight With Ana Navarro

9/20/2019 - Cat Squeeze Through

9/20/2019 - The Trump Labor Board Is Outlawing Grad Student Worker Unions

9/20/2019 - Where Bernie Goes From Here

9/20/2019 - All of a Sudden, Kyle Bragg Is the Most Powerful Union Leader in New York

9/20/2019 - Dan Crenshaw Hides in an Elevator to Escape Fellow Troops Calling Him on His Bullshit

9/20/2019 - Fox & Friends Go From Mocking Climate Strike to Covering Effects of Climate Change Without Hint of Irony

9/20/2019 - Holy Fuck Look at the Climate Strike

9/20/2019 - Top ICE Official Rushes to Clarify 'We're Not Nazis'

9/20/2019 - Rudy Giuliani Goes Off the Rails in Disastrous CNN Interview About His Shady Dealings for Trump

9/19/2019 - House Judiciary Committee Reportedly Maybe Might Possibly Hold Lewandowski in Contempt

9/19/2019 - Honduran Mother and Child Drown Crossing the Rio Grande After Stress From 'Remain in Mexico' Policy

9/19/2019 - At Least One Brave Staffer Walked Out in Protest of Ben Carson’s Transphobic Remarks

9/19/2019 - Black Leaders Condemn Attacks by Sanders Supporters Amid Fallout From WFP's Warren Endorsement

9/19/2019 - Please Stop Sending This Man Dick Pics

9/19/2019 - Let's Play the World's Smallest Violin for the Pod Save America Boys

9/19/2019 - Matt Gaetz Has a Nuclear Meltdown Trying to Go After Al Sharpton

9/19/2019 - Eric Garner's Mother Shares Heart-Wrenching Testimony on Police Brutality

9/19/2019 - Trump on Snowballing Whistleblower Scandal: 'No Problem!'

9/19/2019 - No, That Isn't a Photo of Beto O'Rourke Pissing Himself

9/19/2019 - Something to Keep in Mind for the Class War: Mike Pence Might Be Terrified of Horses

9/19/2019 - Nancy Pelosi Is the Best Friend Donald Trump Could Ask For

9/19/2019 - I'm Deeply Troubled to Report Stephen Miller Got a Girlfriend

9/19/2019 - Fox & Friends Tries and Fails to Own Taylor Swift

9/19/2019 - Justin Trudeau's Blackface Scandal Is Spiraling Out of Control

9/19/2019 - Trump's Attacks on the Homeless Are Getting More and More Unhinged

9/18/2019 - Please, I Beg You, My Home State Does Not Need Another Kennedy

9/18/2019 - Anyway, Here's Justin Trudeau Wearing Brownface

9/18/2019 - Two Men in ICE Custody Reach Day 72 of Hunger Strike

9/18/2019 - What's the Worst Band to Get Fired to?

9/18/2019 - Liz Cheney Wants to Start a War Just Like Her Dad

9/18/2019 - This Is a Great Way to Get Robbed, Mr. President!!

9/18/2019 - Surprise: Jonathan Chait Is Peddling Nonsense Again

9/18/2019 - Show Me the Lie in This Deeply Disturbing Back-to-School PSA by Sandy Hook Parents

9/18/2019 - Here's a Good Abominable Towering Hell Cage to Buy, for Billionaires

9/18/2019 - Climate Activist Greta Thunberg Politely Hands Bad-Faith Republican His Ass

9/18/2019 - Trump Is Spreading Dangerous Lies About Ilhan Omar and 9/11

9/18/2019 - Taylor Swift: 'You’re a Democrat? Sick. Get in the Car. We’re Going to the Mall'

9/18/2019 - Anon Democratic Senators: Biden Good! Warren and Sanders Bad and Scary :(

9/18/2019 - Trump: The Gun Control Wall Just Got 10 Feet Higher Because of Beto!

9/18/2019 - CNN Puts Corey Lewandowski on TV Less Than a Day After He Bragged About Lying to Media

9/18/2019 - Every Politician Smearing Medicare for All Should Be Asked About the GM Strike

9/18/2019 - Police Arrest Infamous Democratic Donor Ed Buck on Harrowing Drug Charges

9/17/2019 - Personally, I'm Disturbed This Extremely Creepy Former MIT Professor Was Ever Allowed on a College Campus

9/17/2019 - General Motors Cuts Insurance for Workers on Strike Demanding Affordable Healthcare

9/17/2019 - Is Anyone Actually Going to Pay the Atlantic Almost $1,000 to Hear Kirstjen Nielsen Speak?

9/17/2019 - Lawsuit Alleges Lyft Driver Kidnapped Brooklyn Woman at Gunpoint and Gang-Raped Her

9/17/2019 - Trump Slams Homeless People for Ruining All Our 'Best' Doorways

9/17/2019 - Andrew Yang Really Doesn't Have to Do This

9/17/2019 - Bret Stephens Puts All Doubts About His Lust for War to Bed

9/17/2019 - These Uber and Lyft Drivers Can Tell You in Great Detail How They're Getting Screwed

9/17/2019 - Here Is Donald Trump Paying Solemn Respect to a Dead Woman

9/17/2019 - The Corey Lewandowski Hearing Is Already an Absolute Disaster

9/17/2019 - Boy Judge Forced Off NY Bench for Racist Facebook Meme

9/17/2019 - We Got That Viral Photo Algorithm to Say Some Deranged Shit About the 2020 Democrats

9/17/2019 - Trump's Silicon Valley Fundraiser Sounds Like a Mystery Treasure Hunt for the Absolute Worst People

9/17/2019 - North Carolina Democrats Are Aiding and Abetting the Worst GOP Corruption

9/17/2019 - Streetwear Brand Debuts School Shooting-Themed Line of Sweatshirts

9/17/2019 - The Big Fight, Not the Little Fight

9/17/2019 - Trump Tries to Prove He's Not Racist by Being Incredibly Racist

9/16/2019 - 80,000-Plus Kaiser Permanente Workers Are Going on Strike

9/16/2019 - Here Is Your First Thrilling Look at Sean Spicer on Dancing With the Stars

9/16/2019 - Ayanna Pressley Will Officially Call for a Kavanaugh Impeachment Inquiry

9/16/2019 - What Do You Mean They Almost Called It the 'Tropical Moist Forest'

9/16/2019 - Congress Is Finally Investigating Elaine Chao

9/16/2019 - The Right-Wing Outrage Machine Fires Up to Defend Kavanaugh Yet Again

9/16/2019 - And Now a Cosmically Wild Anecdote from Donald Trump

9/16/2019 - There Are Too Many Damn Previews Now

9/16/2019 - Ben Shapiro Demands Kavanaugh Accusers Describe His Junk

9/16/2019 - Michigan's New Anti-Vape Rules Are Totally Insane

9/16/2019 - Milo Yiannopoulos Tries to Break Into the World of Furries, Is Brutally Rejected

9/16/2019 - Please Enjoy Boris Johnson Getting Booed So Viciously That He Hid From a Press Conference

9/16/2019 - Kris Kobach Reportedly Sent Names of Nearly 300 of Residents to ICE While Running for Governor

9/16/2019 - Democratic Senator Bravely Calls for War With Iran on Fox News

9/16/2019 - Help Us Find the Worst Politicians In Your State

9/16/2019 - Last Person in the World We Needed to Hear From Says Bernie Looks Like a Crazy Man

9/16/2019 - Trump Says We're 'Locked and Loaded' to Bomb the Hell Out of Whoever Saudi Arabia Tells Us to

9/16/2019 - There Are Exactly Two Things Border Patrol Agents Should Be Doing Right Now

9/16/2019 - Normal Already Failed

9/16/2019 - Purdue Pharma Files for Bankruptcy

9/15/2019 - New York State Will be Banning Flavored E-Cigarettes By Emergency Order

9/15/2019 - Biden’s Reaction to New Brett Kavanaugh Sexual Misconduct Allegations Is Tepid and Unsurprising

9/15/2019 - Looks Like UAW Workers Will Be Striking at Midnight

9/15/2019 - It’s Honestly Great That Dems Are Appealing to Trump’s Love of Photo Ops to Pass Gun Reform

9/15/2019 - Democratic Presidential Candidates Call for Brett Kavanaugh’s Impeachment

9/15/2019 - Our Dumbass President Can’t Even Spell ‘Libel’

9/15/2019 - New York Times Apologizes for Incredibly Offensive Tweet About Brett Kavanaugh’s Alleged Misconduct

9/15/2019 - Another Sexual Misconduct Allegation Against Brett Kavanaugh Surfaces

9/14/2019 - CNN’s Chris Cuomo Takes on ‘New Faces With a Hole Burning Through ‘Em’ PAC

9/14/2019 - Federal Appeals Court Says Trump Emoluments Lawsuit Can Move Forward

9/14/2019 - New York Attorney General Finds $1 Billion the Sackler Family Allegedly Tried to Shield

9/14/2019 - Rep. Adam Schiff Subpoenas Acting Intelligence Director Over Whistleblower Complaint

9/13/2019 - Orevwa

9/13/2019 - Ben Shapiro: American Healthcare Is Great if You Ignore All the Death

9/13/2019 - Ivanka: I Got It (a Non-Existent Moral Compass) From My Daddy

9/13/2019 - Boris Johnson Is Getting Mercilessly Owned Everywhere He Goes

9/13/2019 - Hell Is Bari Weiss' Book Party

9/13/2019 - Rudy Giuliani's Bitter Divorce Is Getting Even Messier

9/13/2019 - Bernie Sanders Needs to Go for the Jugular on Iraq

9/13/2019 - Everyone Is Freaking Out About Julián Castro

9/13/2019 - Texas Republican Threatens Beto O'Rourke's Life if He Tries to Take His AR-15

9/13/2019 - Let's Play Back That Insane Joe Biden Answer About Racism and Record Players

9/12/2019 - WTF Was Going on With Joe Biden's Teeth?

9/12/2019 - Insane New GOP Attack Ad Sets Photo of AOC on Fire to Decry Evils of Socialism

9/12/2019 - Julián Castro and Jorge Ramos Team Up to Destroy Joe Biden on Immigration

9/12/2019 - I'm Shocked (Shocked!) That Jerry Falwell Jr. Would Send Emails Like This

9/12/2019 - Has Joe Biden Ever Listened to Joe Biden

9/12/2019 - Beto O'Rourke Confirms 'Hell Yes' He'd Take Your Assault Rifles

9/12/2019 - Oh My Lord What a Shockingly Ruthless Attack on Joe Biden

9/12/2019 - Democratic Presidential Candidates Continue to Live Rent Free in Trump's Head

9/12/2019 - We Know Andrew Yang's Debate Surprise and It's Pretty Lame

9/12/2019 - Please God Make the GOP Listen to the CEOs on Gun Control

9/12/2019 - Ben Carson’s $31,000 Dining Room Set Isn’t Misconduct, Just ‘A Systemic Failure’

9/12/2019 - Democrats Will Never Beat Republicans at Their Own Game

9/12/2019 - Here Comes Big Carl

9/12/2019 - All the Movies Are Too Damn Long!!!!

9/12/2019 - Never Forget How Terrible The Newsroom Was

9/12/2019 - Pelosi: LITERALLY DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT IMPEACHMENT AGAIN YOU DUMB OAFS

9/12/2019 - How High Are the Stakes Tonight for Each Democratic Candidate?

9/12/2019 - I Beg to Live as Keke Palmer

9/12/2019 - Lou Dobbs Got Real Anti-Semitic Again Last Night

9/12/2019 - Maybe the Worst Possible Way for Trump to Fight Homelessness

9/12/2019 - Fox Demon Melts Down Over Elizabeth Warren's Plans to Help Workers

9/12/2019 - Look! Up in the Sky! It's a Huge Idiot!

9/12/2019 - Newspaper Owned by Richest Man in the World Lays Off Non-Union Workers

9/11/2019 - Ben Sasse Has Literally Nothing to Say About Being Endorsed by Trump

9/11/2019 - Supreme Court Decides to Let Trump Be Even Harsher to Asylum Seekers

9/11/2019 - At Least One Conservative Is Very Scared About Medicare for All

9/11/2019 - Trump Claims He Definitely Wasn't Mad at the Weather Guys

9/11/2019 - Proud Papa Trump Sort of Acknowledges Barron's Existence

9/11/2019 - BORDER WATCH: Band of Canadian Feral Hogs Threaten Montana

9/11/2019 - North Carolina Republicans Have Pulled Their Scummiest Move Yet

9/11/2019 - Trump Is Coming for Your Flavored E-Cigarettes, This Is Not a Drill

9/11/2019 - Rudy Giuliani Has Spent the 9/11 Anniversary Going Nuts Online

9/11/2019 - Rick Scott Sucks Even More Than Humanly Thought Possible

9/11/2019 - And Now a Mortifying Video of a Fox Host Trying to Downplay Getting Birthday Cake on 9/11

9/11/2019 - Tucker Carlson Says Bolton Was Fired for Being a 'Progressive' Because Words Have No Meaning

9/11/2019 - The GOP Wants to Keep Candidates in the Dark About Trump's Unpopularity

9/11/2019 - Here Is a Real Thing a Fox News Host Just Said About 9/11

9/11/2019 - Trump Discovers California's Homelessness Crisis, Will Absolutely Make It Worse

9/10/2019 - Trump-Backed Candidates Win in North Carolina

9/10/2019 - There Are Approximately 27.5 Million People in the U.S. Without Health Insurance

9/10/2019 - Apparently Bankers Are Feeling Threatened by Elizabeth Warren

9/10/2019 - Nobody Knows What's Going on With the Whole Impeachment Thing

9/10/2019 - Joe Biden Is Scared

9/10/2019 - DNC Warns Candidates: Don't Fucking Swear at Our Goddamn Debate

9/10/2019 - Why Is It Folded

9/10/2019 - Everything's Fine!

9/10/2019 - Trump Promoted Immigration Judge Who Allegedly Threatened to Sic Attack Dog on a Toddler

9/10/2019 - Trump to Bolton: I Mustache You To Leave

9/10/2019 - A 'Tag Yourself' Challenge to Kill You on Sight

9/10/2019 - Americans Are Starting to Favor a Major Break With the DC Foreign Policy Consensus

9/10/2019 - Billy Bush Is Back, and Don't Worry, He's Learned a Lot

9/10/2019 - The Center for American Progress Is a Disgrace

9/10/2019 - The British Parliament Had a Complete Nervous Breakdown

9/10/2019 - Trump Brain Status: A Dusting of Light Bulb Shards

9/10/2019 - Yet Another Climate Study Confirms We're Screwed

9/9/2019 - The 9/11 Tribute Lights Are Killing Tons of Birds

9/9/2019 - Things Are Not Looking Up for Boris Johnson

9/9/2019 - Oh No, Milo Yiannopoulos Is Out of Money!

9/9/2019 - Wilbur Ross Reportedly Threatened to Fire NOAA Officials for Making Trump Look Dumb

9/9/2019 - This Is Pathetic Even for Mike Pence

9/9/2019 - Sarah Palin Is Getting Divorced Baby Divorced

9/9/2019 - Don't Mess With the Weather People

9/9/2019 - What the Frick(e) Is This?

9/9/2019 - Valerie Plame's First Campaign Ad Is...Really Something

9/9/2019 - Jerry Falwell Jr. Is Reportedly a Huge Horny Scumbag

9/9/2019 - Chrissy Teigen Calling Trump a 'Pussy Ass Bitch' Is the Feud We Deserve

9/9/2019 - Exactly Nobody Needed This

9/9/2019 - We've Entered the Circle of 2020 Hell Where Andrew Yang Is Crowdsurfing

9/9/2019 - CITATION NEEDED MR. PRESIDENT

9/9/2019 - Here Is the President Screaming About the Jobs

9/9/2019 - Bahamian Hurricane Evacuees Without a Visa Taken Off Ship On CBP Order [UDPATE]

9/8/2019 - How Does Jake Tapper Have the Energy for This?

9/8/2019 - Mattis Wouldn't Have Thrown Biden's Judgment Under the Bus If He Knew About 2020 Plans

9/8/2019 - When You Lose Mick Jagger, You Lose The Country

9/8/2019 - A Guy Damaged the Wall Street Bull With a Metal Banjo

9/8/2019 - No Camp David Photo Op With the Taliban Ahead of 9/11 Anniversary, Trump Says

9/8/2019 - Tom Steyer Qualified for October’s Democratic Debate

9/8/2019 - Uh, What the Hell, Kamala Harris?

9/8/2019 - South Carolina Republican Mark Sanford Announces He Will Challenge Trump in 2020

9/7/2019 - FBI Investigates Shooting of Undocumented Driver by ICE Agents in Tennessee

9/7/2019 - House Dems to Finally Clarify Their Efforts to Impeach Trump

9/7/2019 - Congress Investigates Suspicious Air Force Trips to Trump’s Scotland Resort

9/7/2019 - Dorian Death Toll in the Bahamas Is Expected to Drastically Rise

9/6/2019 - Macasalaamo

9/6/2019 - Eric Trump Finally Finds the Perfect Smoking Gun to Take Down the Washington Post

9/6/2019 - Fox News Host: Debra Messing? Basically Hitler

9/6/2019 - AZ GOP Chair Threatens to 'Stop' Gabby Gifford's Husband 'Dead in His Tracks'

9/6/2019 - The Pamela Anderson-Meghan McCain Smackdown I Didn't Know How Much I Needed

9/6/2019 - The SoulCycle Boycott Seems Like It's Actually Working

9/6/2019 - Some of These Trump Stans Do Not Seem Like They're in the Best Place

9/6/2019 - Sell Your Beach House

9/6/2019 - Fox News' Attempt to Prove That There's an Anti-Cop Crisis Goes Hilariously Wrong

9/6/2019 - Finally, the Dumbest Possible Explanation for the Sharpie Map: Trump Reportedly Drew It Himself

9/6/2019 - Dumb Starbucks Man Makes Smart Decision to Drop Out

9/6/2019 - A Headline That Sums Up the Absurdity of Where Joe Biden Is Right Now

9/5/2019 - Is David Brooks Doing Alright?

9/5/2019 - A Bunch of Grocery Stores Realize People Don’t Want Guns as a Part of the Shopping Experience

9/5/2019 - American War Machine Finds Its Way to Hong Kong

9/5/2019 - Oh My God Trump Is Still Doing This

9/5/2019 - Ted Cruz Simply Can't Stop Embarrassing Himself

9/5/2019 - Wow Barron Got Tall

9/5/2019 - A Good Use of the Press Secretary's Time

9/5/2019 - I;m thinking about thos Bean

9/5/2019 - Did Not Know It Was Possible For a Show to Be This Stupid

9/5/2019 - Beto O'Rourke Tries to Start Some Shit With Meghan McCain

9/5/2019 - Join Us in Being Traumatized by Brooklyn’s Disgusting New Way of Killing Rats

9/5/2019 - Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Thriving Because There Is No Justice in the World

9/5/2019 - Uber and Lyft Drivers Say They Want to Change Ridesharing's 'Predatory Business Model'

9/5/2019 - Mike Pence's Humiliation Knows No Bounds

9/5/2019 - Here Is a Helpful List of Exactly Where Unions Need to Be

9/5/2019 - Elizabeth Warren Blows Ridiculous CNN Climate Change Question Out of the Water

9/5/2019 - Fox & Friends Crew Performs Olympics-Level Mental Gymnastics Over Trump's Wall

9/5/2019 - Not Even Boris Johnson's Own Brother Wants Anything to Do With Him

9/5/2019 - Trump Brain Status: Fresh Roasted Corncob

9/5/2019 - Bahamas Left to Uncover Full Extent of Hurricane Dorian's Destruction

9/5/2019 - Help, I Can't Look Away From Joe Biden's Bloody Eyeball

9/4/2019 - Joe Biden Claims He Didn't Know a Fossil Fuel Executive Was Hosting a Fundraiser for Him

9/4/2019 - Steve King Bravely Drinks From a Toilet

9/4/2019 - This British Politician Yelling BE A GOOD BOY Officially Broke My Brain

9/4/2019 - 'Content Farm' Fires Workers After They Ask Where Their Meager Paychecks Are

9/4/2019 - Conservative Scammer Jacob Wohl Has an Arrest Warrant Out for Being a Massive Idiot

9/4/2019 - Starbucks: Sell Me the Venti Jet Fuel Coffee, You Absolute Cowards

9/4/2019 - White House Seemingly Doctored Graphic to Make Trump's Hurricane Dorian Error Seem True

9/4/2019 - Ilhan Omar Finds Actual Good Use for 'Thoughts and Prayers'

9/4/2019 - Bernie/Screaming Baby 2020

9/4/2019 - I Am Hyperventilating Over This Insane Bernie Sanders-Meghan McCain Exchange

9/4/2019 - Dan Crenshaw and AOC Are Feuding After He Tweeted About Lending His Friends Guns

9/4/2019 - Marianne Williamson's Attempt at a Hurricane Dorian Tweet Goes Terribly Wrong

9/4/2019 - Fox News Guest Blames Mass Shootings on Teaching Evolution in Schools

9/4/2019 - This Is What Blatant Corruption Looks Like

9/4/2019 - Judge Orders White House Reinstate Press Pass of Reporter Who Feuded With Sebastian Gorka

9/4/2019 - Boris Johnson Had a Horrible Morning

9/4/2019 - Team Pence Tries and Miserably Fails to Clean Up His Irish Shitshow

9/4/2019 - Pentagon Approves Enormous Chunk of Cash for Trump's Border Wall

9/3/2019 - Judge Reportedly Tells Arrested Straight Pride Protesters: 'Stay Out of Boston'

9/3/2019 - United Auto Workers Authorize a Strike

9/3/2019 - U.N. Reportedly Has a List of People Who Could Face War Crimes Charges Over Human Rights Violations in Yemen

9/3/2019 - How Long Should Contract Negotiations Take?

9/3/2019 - Look at This Asshole

9/3/2019 - The Stock Market Just So Happens to Suck When Trump Tweets a Lot

9/3/2019 - Apple Cancels Deranged-Sounding Richard Gere Show About Millennials Driving Vietnam Vets to Do Mass Shootings

9/3/2019 - Finally, Some Real Gun Reform (At Walmart)

9/3/2019 - Update: 'Moscow Mitch' Is Good Now

9/3/2019 - Meghan McCain Marks Her Return to The View by Instantly Melting Down Over Guns

9/3/2019 - Here Is the Beautiful Sight of Boris Johnson Being Utterly Humiliated Over Brexit

9/3/2019 - Labor Militancy In Higher Education Is On the Rise

9/3/2019 - Trump Allies Want to Spend Millions on Making Journalists Look Bad

9/3/2019 - Trump Freaks Out After Being Criticized for Golfing While 'Monitoring' Hurricane Dorian

9/3/2019 - Palestinian Student Blocked From Entering U.S. Finally Arrives at Harvard

9/3/2019 - Joe Biden Is Now Making Up Total Fiction About His Iraq War Vote

9/3/2019 - Mike Pence's Ireland Trip Already a Total Joke

9/2/2019 - Trump Doesn't Let Massive Hurricane Disrupt His Very Important Golf Game

9/2/2019 - U.S. Officials Reportedly Denied Another Visa Holder Entry Based on a Message He Received

9/2/2019 - Happy Labor Day, Here's Another Way Employers Take Advantage of Their Workers

9/2/2019 - Students in Hong Kong Strike on First Day of Classes

9/2/2019 - Hurricane Dorian Creates 'Utter Devastation' in Bahamas

9/1/2019 - Evacuations Have Been Ordered for Parts of Florida, South Carolina, and Georgia

9/1/2019 - The Remains of a Diabetic Man Who Died After Being Deported Have Been Returned to U.S.

9/1/2019 - Hurricane Dorian Makes Landfall in Bahamas As Category 5 Storm

9/1/2019 - Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (and Other Republicans) Must Be Voted Out

9/1/2019 - Dorian Will Not Hit Alabama and Trump Is Full of Shit, Meteorologists Say

9/1/2019 - Fox Business’ Stuart Varney Goes Full Orwellian By Claiming Trump Never Lies