Some Things the President Said Today

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Here are some things the president said today.

“I didn’t pound on tables. I didn’t raise my voice. That was a lie.”

“When I said Mexico will pay for the wall in front of thousands and thousands of people, obviously they’re not going to write a check, but they are paying for the wall indirectly many, many times over by the really great trade deal we just made.”


“I don’t have temper tantrums.”

“I’m a professional at technology.”

“If we don’t make a deal, I mean, I would say 100% but I don’t want to say 100%... it would be very surprising to me that I would not declare a national emergency.”

“Look, you can all play cute, and I say 80% of you are possibly in cooperation with the opposition party. I mean, the whole thing is ridiculous.”

“The wall that we’re doing is very, very hard to penetrate.”

“I have the absolute right to declare a national emergency. I haven’t done it yet. I may do it. If this doesn’t work out, probably I will do it. I would almost say definitely.”

“Compromise is in my vocabulary, very strongly.”

“I find China, frankly, in many ways, to be far more honorable than Cryin’ Chuck and Nancy.”

Deputy Editor, Splinter