Beyoncé will perform at the CMA Awards tonight, insiders confirmed to Us Weekly on Wednesday. They did not say which track she'll perform, but who are we kidding? It's obviously gonna be "Daddy Lessons," the Freudian blues-country mindfuck that rests at the center of Lemonade's track list.
Upon hearing the news, a bunch of white people (ABOWP) got really upset [h/t That Grape Juice]. ABOWP flooded Us Weekly's Facebook comments section to unleash some highly racially coded outrage. ABOWP can't believe that a "cop-hating," "black panther racist" will perform at the Country Music Association's annual ceremony.
Just wait until ABOWP find out where country music (and rock, and blues, and everything else they love) comes from!!
Bad at filling out bios seeks same.