To the delight of overachieving engaged people everywhere, the web domain .wedding becomes available for registration today. But if you were hoping to land a URL that doubles as a choice Game of Thrones reference, it appears that someone (an HBO marketing exec? author George R.R. Martin? a member of the Stark family who'd prefer to remain anonymous?) has already got you beat. Red.wedding is taken.
The so-called Red Wedding is one of the most infamous events in Martin's fantasy book series-turned-HBO tentpole. In accordance with international spoiler law, we can say no more.
We do have good news for Nia Vardalos, if she's reading this: mybigfatgreek.wedding may still be available.
Molly Fitzpatrick is senior editor of Fusion's Pop & Culture section. Her interests include movies about movies, TV shows about TV shows, and movies about TV shows, but not so much TV shows about movies.