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Labradoodles, skorts, linners, those mutant toys from Toy Story; two things fused together can be better than one. That's why professional knitter Stephen West has developed an entirely new kind of apparel, swants— sweater pants.

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Because, as West writes, “Your booty deserves to be just as warm as your torso.” Following his instructions, you can create the luxurious item simply sewing an old ironic sweater.

Warning: they will make you dance to Bjork. Because once you’ve converted a sweater into a pair of pants, your only option is really to dance to Bjork.

Now please turn your attention to some Pulitzer-Prize for Feature Photography worthy photos of people reaching self actualization by wearing these gifts to mankind, courtesy of West's blog.

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[h/t The Date Report]