Cheesy Politician Headed to Cheese State
Beto O’Rourke is going to the University of Wisconsin—Madison on Friday for a brief grip-and-grin with students and…
Ahead of Trump’s El Paso Visit,
Beto O’Rourke Outlines Immigration Policy Failures
Donald Trump and Beto O’Rourke are about to indirectly confront each other on Monday with dual rallies in El Paso, TX.
Is everyone at the NYT a cop or something? From the paper’s reporting today: “‘Pot, yeah, there was definitely, you…
Best case scenario, Beto O’Rourke’s time with Oprah tonight in New York gets him the national attention he needs for a…
For what it’s worth, Columbia does have a great MFA creative writing program!
Some Real Kindergarten Drama From the 2020 Dems
During a private dinner in Iowa, New York Senator Kirsten Gillibrand reportedly took a shot at Texas almost-Sen. Beto…
Beto O'Rourke Is On the Road Again
Beto O’Rourke ran hard. One of the most exciting campaigns Texas politics has seen in years, people said. He came very…
Beto on Immigration: I Dunno, What Do You Guys Think?
Former Rep. Beto O’Rourke is celebrating his first month out of Congress by indulging some rampant speculation about…
Splinter Asks: If Beto O'Rourke Runs for President, What Will His 'Fight Song' Be?
Dental hygiene enthusiast Beto O’Rourke is trying to raise his profile in all the ways that someone positioning for a…
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Who will be our first 2020 candidate to livestream their annual prostate exam? Sound off in the comments!
A Beto O'Rourke Campaign is Being Built Without Him
What is it about former Texas Senate candidate Beto O’Rourke that is making a certain segment of Democrats lose their…
Sleazy Democratic Lobbyists Can't Understand Why People Hate Them
Everyone knows that promising to reject corporate PAC money is the cool thing to do if you’re thinking about running…
Beto O'Rourke Can Never Be President Until He Addresses This Scandal
Isn’t Beto O’Rourke so cool? He skateboards! He loves burgers! He listens to The Clash!
Congressman Beto Looked Nothing Like the Beto Democrats Want to Save Them in 2020
The vast majority of the House members departing from Congress in a few weeks are doing so because their political…
3 White Men Top Iowa Poll of Preferred 2020 Democratic Contenders
153. That’s the combined age of the two white men atop a new Iowa poll of presidential candidates preferred by likely…
Not This Guy Again
One of the biggest wastes of time, energy, and resources over the past few years was the 2017 special election in…
The 69 Idiots of 2018: Elected Officials
2018 was a year filled with idiots—including the amoral, crooked wastes of space who occupy our most hallowed political…
By Accepting Oil Money, Beto O'Rourke Broke a Promise to Environmentalists
The 2020 presidential election speculation is beginning in earnest, and so is the intra-Democratic fighting. The latter…
This Beto O'Rourke 2020 Thing Might Really Happen
Because our presidential elections now run on a system that can be boiled down to “sure, why not me?” it looks like…