What Would You Do If You Got Beat Up By a Celeb?
Let’s say you’re out on the town one night, thinking you’re cool and fly as always, and you get your ass whooped by a…
A Dispatch From the Martha Stewart Trial, Almost 15 Years Later
“Sometimes in the awkward moments before a party begins, when authorities say you should be relaxed and enjoying a…
The Guardian’s Royal
Wedding Presentation of Amal
Clooney Was Perfect
Finally, someone has gotten it right on international human rights lawyer Amal Clooney.
George Stephanopoulos Fucks
What do you think of when you think of George Stephanopoulos? Maybe you think of last night’s interview with James Comey
Piers Morgan Eats Donald Trump's Ass (In Pic)
Piers Morgan, the renowned British TV troll, has made himself well-known for his anti-feminist and transphobic takes…
BAN CELEBRITY VOICEOVERS
Welcome to Ban Week, in which Splinter writers build a case for burning it all down.
Vanity Fair's Kate McKinnon Cover Story Is Weird as Hell
Bad celebrity magazine profiles are a long and storied genre, and a new profile of comedian Kate McKinnon in the latest …
Trump Found His Perfect Pet Cause in Going to War on NFL Players
Welcome to WHAT NOW, a morning round-up of the news/fresh horrors that await you today.
Angelina Jolie Played a Stunningly Cruel Trick on Some Cambodian Children for Her New Movie
Ever since Brad Pitt appeared on the cover of GQ Style, flailing around White Sands National monument, contorting his…
Our Obsession With Celebrity Is Being Fueled by Latinx Immigrants
Britney Spears shaving her head at the height of a very public meltdown. Kristen Stewart busted cheating on Robert…
People Magazine, In Shocking Decision, Crowns Conventional White Woman As 'Most Beautiful'
If you woke up this morning feeling a little bit different, like perhaps something in the air had changed or that the…
This Is Still the Only Video You Need to Watch About Donald Trump and Women
On Thursday night, President Donald Trump released a short video on Instagram about Making America Great Again by…
The amount of whitewashing in this new CBS show is officially off the charts
The original script for CBS's new sci-fi show Mission Control had lead roles written for a Latinx woman and a black…
Makonnen is opening up about why he came out, and it's so good
Back in January, producer, rapper, and super chef Makonnen came out as gay in a series of tweets. For some reason,…
Kendrick Lamar goes in on Donald Trump in a brand new track
Last night Kendrick Lamar graced the world (or, more accurately, Spotify, Apple Music, and Tidal) with a new track,…
James Corden's dumb idea for a Trump interview is not what anybody needs right now
James Corden, the white man whose only difference from the sea of white male late night television show hosts is that…
Solange gave the most brilliant quote about why she's a proud black intersectional feminist
Solange Knowles, the moon to Beyoncé’s sun, is known for being outspoken as an artist, a black woman, and a feminist.…
Chris Brown has inexplicably landed a guest spot on 'Black-ish'
Black-ish has more than secured its place as a great family sitcom that can provide a realistic, upfront, and yet…
Wyclef Jean was mistakenly detained by LA cops—and took video of the whole thing
While apparently searching for a suspect in a nearby armed robbery early Tuesday morning, Los Angeles County Sheriff's…
Thandie Newton just highlighted one of the worst trends for British actors of color
Television and film in the U.S. may be severely lacking when it comes to the way people of color are represented and…