Christmas morning is a time when a lot of people open presents, sleep off hangovers, or just kind of go about their…

It’s funny, the disconnect between the things that we say we value, and the people that we treat as valuable.

As gender-neutral pronouns, the war on Christmas, and the evil of political correctness threaten our nation, Fox News…

Twas a week before Christmas, when all through the house, the Associated Press was following Karen Pence around for a…

The access-humpers will have to find somewhere else to dine and schmooze this holiday season.

Donald Trump Jr., the slightly less embarrassing of the two large adult First Sons, posted on Instagram this Tuesday to…

In Wisconsin yesterday, protesters booed the hell out of evil white bastard Scott Walker as he attempted to light the…

During last night’s CHRISTMAS tree—triggered much, libs??—lighting ceremony at the White House, renowned grifter and…

Here is a rule that I am extremely passionate about: you cannot celebrate Christmas before Thanksgiving. Don’t do it!

How’d y’all do on your Christmas shopping this year? Nice hand cream for your aunt? Some smartphone-compatible gloves…

“Welcome to a very Larry Christmas, starring my wife Shawn, my sons Chance and Cannon.” This is how Larry King begins…

Christmas cards are the worst of all Christmas traditions, and I say this as a person who comes from a country where a…

This holiday season, like many American families, the Ruibals peppered their home in Greely, Colorado, with whimsical…

Donald Trump stopped being funny a long time ago. Maybe he never was. But I still laugh at him anyway.

If Donald Trump wasn’t actively insulting people on Twitter everyday, House Speaker Paul Ryan’s Tuesday tweet on…

On Monday, First Lady Melania Trump unveiled the White House’s Christmas theme—“Time-Honored Traditions.” And, judging…

The Elf on the Shelf is a goddamned Christmas mystery to me: I am much too old to have experienced this adorable…

What was Christmas like twenty-five years ago? In the pages of the Frederick's of Hollywood catalog, it was hot. The…

Since its 1843 publication, Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol—in which Ebenezer Scrooge, a cruel miser, is shown the…

On the first day of Christmas, my true love baked for me: a deviled ham sandwich tree.