The 69 Idiots of 2018: Elected Officials
2018 was a year filled with idiots—including the amoral, crooked wastes of space who occupy our most hallowed political…
Trump Reportedly Threw a Tantrum After His Meeting With Nancy and Chuck
After yesterday’s hellacious tete-a-tete-a-tete between President Donald Trump, Sen. Chuck Schumer, and Rep. Nancy…
Sarah Sanders Does the Best She Can to Make That Trump Meltdown Seem Good
WHOA, so, get this: After that absolute shitshow of an Oval Office shouting match in front of reporters this afternoon…
Hell is Watching Chuck, Nancy, and Trump Arguing in the Oval Office
Not even Dante could have fathomed a depth of hell worse than watching President Donald Trump, House Minority Leader…
Nice Job, Idiots
Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer are set to meet with Donald Trump to discuss whether or not the latter would make good…
Democrats Kind of Starting to Understand How to Deal With Trump, Maybe?
President Donald Trump is meeting with congressional Democratic leaders tomorrow to negotiate a way out of a government…
Democrats Beg Pelosi and Schumer: Please Don’t Fuck Around and Fund Trump's Wall
Rank and file Democrats woke up this week to an uncomfortable reality that most of us have known for a long time: Nancy…
Send Us Your Congressional Intern Horror Stories
Sen. Chuck Schumer, the leader of the Senate Democrats—by default, the least anti-labor party in Congress—wants a…
Good News: Senate Democrats Are Already Lining Up to Cave Again on Protecting DACA
Earlier this year, Democrats agreed to end a government shutdown after just a few days, doing so without a deal in…
Oh Good, Democrats Picked Chuck Schumer Again
Frequent readers of this blog already know: We are not fans of Chuck Schumer, or really any leader of the Democratic…
Get Them Out Now
The reaction to last night’s election results has been mostly along the lines of “so much for that big blue wave we…
God Gave Some Terrible Advice to Chuck Schumer
Who among us, during our deepest, darkest moments, hasn’t called out to a higher power for consolation and advice in a…
Literally No One Wants to Be in Pittsburgh With Donald Trump
President Donald Trump will spend his Monday afternoon in Pittsburgh, ostensibly to support a grieving community still…
Chuck Schumer and the Senate Democrats Got Played Yet Again
Last week, Chuck Schumer didn’t listen to Splinter, and agreed on a “deal” to allow the confirmation of 15 federal…
A Simple Way for the Democrats to Fuck With Trump's Judges
Remember back in August, when Senate Democrats struck a deal with Mitch McConnell to confirm a package of 15 judges to…
What's Up With Chuck Schumer's Brain
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer is staring at a second Donald Trump-nominated Supreme Court justice who has…
Southern Senators Want Segregationist Icon's Name on Their Building Today, Tomorrow, Forever
Following the death of Sen. John McCain on Saturday, Senate Democratic leader Chuck Schumer made this proposal to honor…
FLAGWATCH2K18: White House Raises Itself Into Worst Political Crisis In American History
The presidency of Donald Trump is just one long, drawn-out argument about the American flag. In our newest installment,…
Report: Politicians Are Cowards
One thing that’s as true now as it was in 2016 is that people fucking hate Congress. And while there’s been recent…
Wow, Propping Up Bob Menendez Might Not Have Been the Democrats' Smartest Move
New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez spent more than two and a half years embroiled in a criminal case against him before a…