If This Unnamed Political Newcomer Wants to Make It in Washington, She’s Gonna Have to Follow All Our Fucking Terrible Advice 

Congratulations, Political Newcomer! That was some thrilling upset victory you pulled out over Joe last night! You beat a good man. The BEST man. We’re gonna miss Joe around here. He really understood what we Democrats in Congress are all about. Such an enormous loss for us. We think you could learn a lot from how Joe…

Chuck Schumer Admits He Has No Way of Making Mitch McConnell Keep His DACA Promises

In a 10-minute interview on MSNBC Tuesday evening, Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer attempted to explain to a skeptical Rachel Maddow why his caucus didn’t bungle efforts to secure protections for DACA recipients by acceding to Republicans’ demands to reopen the federal government after only two and a half days…