Coast Guard Lt. Allegedly Had Neo-Nazi Ties, Weapons, Plan to Target AOC and Cable Hosts
A Tuesday court filing in a Maryland district court alleges that a U.S. Coast Guard lieutenant had ties to white…
Idiot: Emergency!!!!!!!!!
Less than 24 hours after announcing his intent to declare a national emergency in order to begin construction on a…
Politicians: Please Stop Annoying the Hell Out of Me by Trying to Tweet Like AOC
Did you just emerge from a 100-year slumber or years-long coma? If so, welcome back, hell is all around us! If not,…
Sure Looks Like Trump Lifted Those Wall Numbers From Lou Dobbs
President Donald Trump isn’t shy about his love for Fox News and its hosts, who are almost always supportive of…
Mick Mulvaney Off to a Roaring Start as Trump's Acting Chief of Staff
If you’re new on the job and your boss is a tyrannical creep who yells at you that you’re fucking everything up, you…
Lol U Mad
Donald Trump just had a meeting with Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi to discuss re-opening the government. It didn’t go…
Trump Loses the Ratings Game to Chuck and Nancy
Given that President Donald Trump’s entire public persona is largely predicated on the fact that he was at one time a…
AP's Fact Check About Who's to Blame for the Shutdown Really Went There
In the wake of President Donald Trump’s first-ever presidential address Tuesday night and the Democratic response that…
Dems Go With the Worst Option to Respond to Trump's Wall Speech
On Tuesday night, President Donald Trump will stand in front of a flock of cameras and rattle off a speech which will…
Kirstjen Nielsen Mad That Democrats Didn't Just Nod Along With Her Many Lies
Adding insult to injury over Wednesday’s inconclusive government shutdown meeting involving President Donald Trump and…
I Don't Think Harry Reid Likes Chuck Schumer Very Much
It is my position, and the position of many of my Splinter colleagues, that Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer sucks…
Looks Like Yelling At Chuck Schumer Actually Worked
In a shocking turnaround from the usual spinelessness of Democratic leaders in Congress, the Hill reported today that…
Congressional Leaders Agree on Resolution to Avoid Shutdown, Bob Corker Isn't ImpressedÂ
The partial government shutdown that seemed so imminent just a few short days ago may be over before it even begins, as…
Here Are Some of Your Congressional Intern Horror Stories
Last week, we submitted an open call for current and former congressional interns to tell us their stories of working…
The 69 Idiots of 2018: Elected Officials
2018 was a year filled with idiots—including the amoral, crooked wastes of space who occupy our most hallowed political…
Trump Reportedly Threw a Tantrum After His Meeting With Nancy and Chuck
After yesterday’s hellacious tete-a-tete-a-tete between President Donald Trump, Sen. Chuck Schumer, and Rep. Nancy…
Sarah Sanders Does the Best She Can to Make That Trump Meltdown Seem Good
WHOA, so, get this: After that absolute shitshow of an Oval Office shouting match in front of reporters this afternoon…
Hell is Watching Chuck, Nancy, and Trump Arguing in the Oval Office
Not even Dante could have fathomed a depth of hell worse than watching President Donald Trump, House Minority Leader…