Time to roll the number on the “Days Since Joe Biden Said Something Racist” board back to 0.

Next Tuesday, a bipartisan group of Senators will read Martin Luther King Jr.’s “Letter From Birmingham Jail” aloud on the Senate floor. One of those senators will be Ted Cruz. Truly, everyone is now equal.

What’re the odds that at least a few of the president’s guests shoveling pancakes into their mouths this morning were fine with the original?