The 69 Idiots of 2018: Media
2018 was a year filled with idiots—including the many egomaniacal blowhards, bad tweeters, and corrupt stenographers…
CNN's New York Offices Evacuated Due to Bomb Threat [UPDATING]
The CNN offices in at the Time Warner Center in New York City have been evacuated due to a bomb threat. The offices and…
Dear God No
In news that nobody wanted, CNN President Jeff Zucker announced in a Very Unbiased And Not Insider-y interview with…
Who Will Win Cable News' George H.W. Bush Respect-A-Thon?
In general, the instinct most people have to not speak ill of the dead is a good thing. In a utilitarian sense, in the…
CNN Fires Commentator Marc Lamont Hill After Pro-Palestine Speech at UN
Temple University professor Marc Lamont Hill was fired from his role as a CNN commentator after he gave a speech…
Bernie Come on Man
Sen. Bernie Sanders, the son of a Polish immigrant, went on CNN’s New Day today to discuss a variety of issues,…
Chris Cuomo Wants Some Sympathy For the Border Patrol Agents Gassing Kids
Attempting to be the Worst Cuomo Boy when your brother is this guy has never been an easy job, but CNN’s Chris Cuomo…
This CNN Segment With Rick Santorum is a Disgrace
Today on CNN Rick Santorum said that climate change scientists are “driven by money,” and complimented the Trump…
The Jim Acosta Nightmare Will Never End (UPDATE: The Nightmare Ends, Kind Of)
In today’s edition of “stupid things that will apparently go on forever”: that whole Jim Acosta mess!
Top White House Correspondent Bravely Calls for Being Deferential to Trump
Major Garrett, current White House correspondent for CBS News and former White House correspondent for Fox News, took…
Jim Acosta Gets His Press Pass Back (For Now)
A U.S. District Court judge on Friday sided with CNN and correspondent Jim Acosta, declaring that the Trump…
America's Thirstiest Fake News Network Throws Themselves Behind Trump in Lawsuit With CNN
Now that even Fox News has sided with mortal enemy CNN in the ongoing legal wrangling over whether reporter Jim Acosta…
The Mainstream Press Vows to Protect Jim Acosta at All (Some) Costs
In a stunning development of the vicious (and now legal!) ideological battle over whether or not Jim Acosta should get…
CNN Is Suing Donald Trump Over His Treatment of Jim Acosta
CNN announced on Tuesday that it was filing a lawsuit against President Donald Trump and five other administration…
CNN Is Doing a Second Election Night Special Because We Live in Hell
Here we go again: CNN is reportedly planning an Election Night coverage sequel for Tuesday, one week after we all collec…
CNN Needs to Stop
On the one hand, yes, you are correct. On the other hand, stop with all the statements.
Trump Denies Knowing His New Acting AG, A Fellow Ranting TV Lunatic
On Friday morning, President Donald Trump insisted that he doesn’t actually know Matthew Whitaker, the man he just…
The White House Is Spreading Actual Fake News To Make the Press Look Violent
During Donald Trump’s wild post-midterms press conference on Wednesday, the president named and shamed Republicans who…
Don Lemon Is Getting Very Good at Not Giving a Shit
CNN anchor Don Lemon’s professional growth from robot-dancing doofus to not-giving-a-fuck truth teller has been a…
Here's Jeffrey Toobin Calling Kris Kobach a Racist to His Face on Live TV
On Wednesday night, Kris Kobach, Republican nominee for Kansas governor and current Kansas Secretary of State, was…