Susan Collins Says She Won’t Support a Supreme Court Nominee Who Opposes Roe v. Wade

Sen. Susan Collins of Maine will be a key vote for the confirmation of an eventual nominee to the Supreme Court selected by President Donald Trump. A lot is at stake with the nomination, and Collins, who likes to position herself as a so-called “moderate” Republican, isn’t exactly someone you can count on to do the…

If This Unnamed Political Newcomer Wants to Make It in Washington, She’s Gonna Have to Follow All Our Fucking Terrible Advice 

Congratulations, Political Newcomer! That was some thrilling upset victory you pulled out over Joe last night! You beat a good man. The BEST man. We’re gonna miss Joe around here. He really understood what we Democrats in Congress are all about. Such an enormous loss for us. We think you could learn a lot from how Joe…