Shocking: A researcher uncovered old tweets by the Daily Caller’s White House correspondent, Amber Athley, which include words like “nigga,” “fag,” and numerous anti-Semitic jokes. She apologized, insisting she is “no longer the stupid person” she was in high school. They never learn!!

Benny Johnson, who was definitely NOT fired for once from his most recent job in conservative media, is onto his next make-work venture: convincing insanely rich Republican crypt keepers that every SOCIALISM SUCKS meme costs $40 million to make. Hats off to you, Benny boy!

It truly is “Bada$$” for the president’s firstborn son and namesake to celebrate his birthday by sharing a link to a website that aggregated his own Instagram pictures in the first place.