May 13 2019

Why did Republican Sen. Richard Burr issue his surprise subpoena for Don Jr. to testify before the Senate Intelligence Committee? Because, according to CNN, Donj had initially agreed to appear, and then chickened out twice because he “expected a much shorter followup interview than proposed by the committee.” Bummer!

Dec 31 2018

It truly is “Bada$$” for the president’s firstborn son and namesake to celebrate his birthday by sharing a link to a website that aggregated his own Instagram pictures in the first place.