Here’s a cursed headline: “Clinton responds to Trump urging her to run again: ‘Don’t tempt me.’” I beseech you: do not tempt her.

Now in news I knew I didn’t need and wish I had never seen: Hillary Clinton tells People magazine that she supports Trump’s impeachment, saying, “We are in a crisis.” We are in a crisis.........and we also beg for death!!!

Hillary Clinton tweeted: “We should not nuke hurricanes” in reference to the news that Donald Trump has suggested using nuclear weapons to stop hurricanes. She lost to this guy!! Happy Monday :)

If you, like me, are excited for the next season of American Crime Story focused on Bill Clinton’s impeachment, you may be saddened to hear Hillary Clinton “is actually not a significant character” on the show, according to an FX exec who spoke with The Hollywood Reporter. The season is slated for a 2020 release.

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Here’s something disturbing I was reminded of today that I will now curse you with: That Chainsmokers song, with Halsey (that one), was the no. 1 song in the country on Election Day, 2016. TGIF!