Sep 6
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Welcome to the final edition of Dumb Starbucks Man, the series where we examine the very dumb things that Howard…
Sep 4
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I’m caffeine-dependent—that’s right, you heard me, don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning java! On summer…
May 8 2019
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Welcome again to Dumb Starbucks (Man), the series where we examine the very dumb things that Howard Schultz keeps…
May 6 2019
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There was a Game of Thrones episode last night. Some say it was the best of the season. Others do not. I, for one,…
Apr 5 2019
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Welcome again to Dumb Starbucks (Man), the series where we examine the very dumb things that Howard Schultz keeps…
Apr 5 2019
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Former Starbucks CEO and potential independent presidential candidate Howard Schultz doesn’t know how a lot of…
Apr 4 2019
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Apr 2 2019
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Things Howard Schultz said on Fox News today: “Republicans are correct” about a need for tough borders, “it doesn’t matter how much” we tax the rich so long as it’s “more,” and some junk about funding ICE provided there’s a “deep sense of humanity.” Dumb Starbucks Man.
Apr 1 2019
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Dumb Starbucks Man knows the real problem with the president’s racist threat is that politicians aren’t nice to each other anymore. And folks? He’s got a hashtag that’ll solve everything.
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Mar 31 2019
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Howard Schultz, the attention-seeking billionaire and former Starbucks CEO who may or may not be running for…
Mar 14 2019
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Welcome again to Dumb Starbucks (Man), the series where we examine the very dumb things that Howard Schultz keeps…
Mar 9 2019
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In a Washington Post profile on former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz’s debacle with the Seattle SuperSonics…
Mar 5 2019
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I’m pleased to tell you that former New York City mayor and gajillionaire businessman Michael Bloomberg will not run…
Feb 19 2019
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Welcome to a guest edition of Dumb Starbucks Man, the series where we examine the very dumb things that Howard…
Feb 13 2019
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Welcome again to Dumb Starbucks (Man), the series where we examine the very dumb things that Howard Schultz keeps…
Feb 12 2019
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Former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz has based his potential 2020 candidacy on the idea that the Democrats and…
Feb 10 2019
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In the aftermath of Howard Schultz’s announcement that he was considering running an independent presidential…
Feb 8 2019
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2019 appears to be the year of the Dumb Politics Billionaire. Tom Steyer, one of the Democrats’ biggest outside…
Feb 7 2019
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Welcome to Dumb Starbucks Man, the series where we examine the very dumb things that Howard Schultz keeps saying as…
Feb 5 2019
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Howard Schultz is pretending to run for president. He is doing all the running for president things—going on TV,…