Dumb Starbucks Man: I'm a Troop, Basically
Welcome again to Dumb Starbucks (Man), the series where we examine the very dumb things that Howard Schultz keeps…
Howard Schultz’s SXSW Appearance
Confirms Once Again That No One Likes Him
In a Washington Post profile on former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz’s debacle with the Seattle SuperSonics basketball…
Bloomin' Done-ion
I’m pleased to tell you that former New York City mayor and gajillionaire businessman Michael Bloomberg will not run…
Dumb Starbucks Man: I'm Basically Bernie, Too
Welcome to a guest edition of Dumb Starbucks Man, the series where we examine the very dumb things that Howard Schultz…
Dumb Starbucks Man: Wrapped in Flag
Welcome again to Dumb Starbucks (Man), the series where we examine the very dumb things that Howard Schultz keeps…
Suck It Schultz: Only 10 Percent of Americans Think Both Parties Are 'Too Extreme'
Former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz has based his potential 2020 candidacy on the idea that the Democrats and…
Never Trump Podcast Implodes After Dust Up Over Howard Schultz
In the aftermath of Howard Schultz’s announcement that he was considering running an independent presidential campaign,…
Tom Steyer Desperately Needs a Hobby
2019 appears to be the year of the Dumb Politics Billionaire. Tom Steyer, one of the Democrats’ biggest outside…
Dumb Starbucks Man: Worse Than Jeb
Welcome to Dumb Starbucks Man, the series where we examine the very dumb things that Howard Schultz keeps saying as he…
Powerful DC Firm Begging Dems to Be Nice to Starbucks Even if Idiot Howard Schultz Runs
Howard Schultz is pretending to run for president. He is doing all the running for president things—going on TV,…
Billionaire Shocked That People Don't Like Him
No one likes billionaires, especially billionaires who threaten to run for president and in doing so potentially help…
Never Trump Grifter Leaves MSNBC Gig to Advise Howard Schultz
Steve Schmidt, the Republican strategist turned Never Trumper TV pundit, has broken ties with MSNBC while he works on Du…
Dumb Starbucks (Man): Did I Say That?
Welcome again to Dumb Starbucks (Man), the series where we examine the very dumb things that Howard Schultz keeps…
Starbucks Employees Are Trashing the Idea of a Howard Schultz Campaign
It’s been less than a week since former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz announced that he might be running for president…
Introducing: Dumb Starbucks (Man)
Remember when that “Dumb Starbucks” store, an almost exact copy of a regular Starbucks, popped up in LA? And then,…
Even the Worst People Agree That Howard Schultz Is a Dumbass
When former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz rolled out the red carpet for his warmed-over Third Way presidential campaign…
Some Powerfully Moronic Logic From MSNBC
It only Tuesday, but Howard Schultz’ possible run for president is already clearly the top story of the week, for some…
Howard Schultz + Meghan McCain = Please Make It Stop
Rich coffee doofus Howard Schultz’s possible presidential run is stupid and wrong, but it has provided some residual…
Howard Schultz's Hostage Negotiation
If there was any question as to why former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz is extremely publicly considering a run for…
World's Most Useless Person Strikes Again
Former Republican senator and permanent ineffectual dipshit Jeff Flake has an announcement to make: He is NOT running…