They're Really Going for It Huh
On Wednesday night, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo told Fox Business’ Trish Regan, with a straight face, that…
Iranian State TV Network Says the FBI Is Detaining One of Its Journalists
Iran’s state English television network Press TV says one of its journalists, an American-Iranian woman from New…
Pentagon Starting to Suspect This John Bolton Guy Might Actually Want a War With Iran
Today in “no shit”: According to the New York Times, the Pentagon is starting to worry that the words and actions of…
How do you do, fellow kids? In this analogy, I equate myself with an army of reanimated ice corpses to celebrate a needl…
Please, I'm Begging You, Just Say 'Lie'
It’s nothing new that New York Times White House correspondent Maggie Haberman would shy away from saying that…
U Okay, Mahmoud?
Controversial former President of Iran and current Extremely Online Guy Mahmoud Ahmadinejad made a little tweet…
Nikki Haley Is Either Good at Irony or Oblivious to Her Surroundings
For the month of September, the United States will assume the presidency of the United Nations Security Council, and on…
Nothing's Alright, Nothing is Fine
The Hill reported today on a viral tweet from the ‘90s nu-metal band Papa Roach. Yep, that’s right. That’s where we are…
You Should Have Just Gone to Sleep
If only you’d gone to sleep half an hour ago, like you said you were going to. If only you’d watched one less episode…
Trump's Foreign Policy Makes No Sense
New Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, who has had talks with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, sat down with Face the…
Goddammit, Trump Is Pulling Us Out of the Iran Deal
After months of playing coy, President Donald Trump confirmed on Tuesday that he will pull the United States out of…
The White House Made an Error About One of the Most Sensitive Geopolitical Situations on Earth
Just about everyone has made a typo at one point. It’s not the biggest deal. What is a big deal is when the White House…
Trump Isn't Killing the Iran Deal Without a Fight. Well, Maybe More Like a Pathetic Whimper
The hiring of national security advisor John Bolton and the confirmation of Mike Pompeo as Secretary of State indicate…
Rand Paul's Excuse for Voting for Mike Pompeo Doesn't Make Any Sense
Rand Paul announced back in March that he was opposing the confirmation of CIA director Mike Pompeo as Secretary of…
Please Stop With the Nikki Haley Slay Queen Bullshit
Earlier this week, Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley got in a bit of a tussle with White House economic…
That's Not Syria, CBS
Tensions over the potential American military response to the suspected chemical attacks that left dozens of Syrians…
Trump Hires Bush Administration Demon John Bolton as New National Security Advisor
The New York Times reports that National Security Advisor H.R. McMaster is resigning, and his replacement is going to…
Waivers For the Newest Travel Ban Might As Well Not Even Exist
The latest travel ban put forward by the Trump administration went into effect on December 8 and includes eight…
Trump Administration Reportedly Plans to Bulk Its Nuclear Stockpile
Late Thursday evening, the Huffington Post published a draft of the Trump administration’s 2018 Nuclear Posture Review,…
Frank Bruni, Retire Bitch. (No, Really.)
On Thursday, New York Times opinion writer and aspiring Broadway star Frank Bruni came out with a column bearing this…