I was in fourth grade and Mabel was in fifth. Every day in our joint classroom, I stared at her longingly. She had a small waist, big boobs, a wash and set that always lasted through the week, and baby tees that clung to her body that way. Her sense of style was insanely enviable. But it was what hung from her neck—a…

It's been a big week for wax. Noted international tourist trap Madame Tussauds has announced that their Las Vegas location will soon debut a tribute to Nicki Minaj, and that vlogger Jenna Marbles is to become the first YouTube personality to see her likeness immortalized at the Times Square attraction, presumably as a…