These Idiots Can't Even Do a Coup Right
Today, during a press conference, national security adviser John Bolton was holding a yellow legal pad that had the…
Pentagon Starting to Suspect This John Bolton Guy Might Actually Want a War With Iran
Today in “no shit”: According to the New York Times, the Pentagon is starting to worry that the words and actions of…
Bolton Slows Trump’s Syria
Withdrawal Order While Trump Lies Again
On Dec. 19, Donald Trump shocked his own military advisers by falsely claiming on Twitter that the Islamic State had…
John Bolton Refuses to Listen to Alleged Khashoggi Murder Tape Because It's Rudely Not in English
National Security Advisor and mustache conveyance mechanism John Bolton got into a testy exchange with the White House…
Melania Trump Causes Top National Security Aide to Be Removed From Her Post
A top White House aide has been removed from her post after coming into very open conflict with First Lady Melania…
Warmongering national security advisor John Bolton called Cuba, Nicaragua, and Venezuela the “troika of tyranny” today,…
John Bolton to Russia: That Whole Election Thing Was Like Not Even a Big Deal
During a meeting in Moscow today, National Security Advisor John Bolton told Russian officials that the Russian…
Two Giant Assholes Reportedly Scream at Each Other
Two of the Trump administration’s top ghouls apparently got into a screaming match with one another outside the Oval…
The White House Has Some Predictably Terrible Ideas for Its Next UN Ambassador
Here are two stories about the Trump administration’s search for a new ambassador to the United Nations in the wake of…
John Bolton Is Waging War on the Hague for Investigating Crimes by America and Israel
Conservatives in America have long hated the International Criminal Court, which they believe threatens American…
The Controversy Over John Brennan's Security Clearance Keeps Escalating
Former CIA director John Brennan has been in the news since July, when he called the president “treasonous.” Brennan…
Who's Really in Charge Here?
President Trump is seen as an impediment to foreign policy goals even by those in his own administration, alleges a new…
Donald Trump Reportedly Really Wanted to Invade Venezuela
In a touching nod to the presidents who came before him, President Donald Trump was reportedly obsessed with launching…
What Country Does John Bolton
Work For Anyway?
Following a trip this week to Moscow to meet with Russian President Vladimir Putin, U.S. national security adviser John…
Report: 'Mad Dog' Is in the Dang Dog House!!!
With the recent exits of former national security advisor H.R. McMaster and Secretary of State Rex Tillerson from the…
Trump: 'I Don’t Think I Have to Prepare Very Much' For North Korea Talks
Now that Donald Trump has managed to successfully stumble into a summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, you’d…
John Bolton Hires Top Staffer From Truly Batshit Anti-Islam Hate Group
It has been just over two months since John Bolton was appointed to the Trump administration as national security…
White House Announces It Has No Global Health Security Chief the Day After Ebola Outbreak Declared
The White House announced today that Rear Adm. Tim Ziemer, who sat on the National Security Council and was the senior…
John Bolton Is a Raging Islamophobe
As is the case with almost all Trump-era stories, the panic over John Bolton’s appointment to the Trump administration…