Kirstjen Nielsen Gets Shut Down Over World's Most Obvious Lie About Family Separation
Many months after widespread outrage pressured President Donald Trump to end his policy of separating families detained…
Kellyanne Conway Says Woman Assaulted Her in a Restaurant in Front of Her Daughter
Kellyanne Conway, President Donald Trump’s senior White House adviser, said a woman assaulted her in a Mexican…
Trump Administration Reportedly Considered Denying Asylum Hearings to Kids
Last summer, when the Trump administration began publicly separating children and parents at the border, Department of…
Trump's Pointless Border Stunt Was a Masterclass in Painful Stupidity
With his self-imposed government shutdown now poised to become the longest in U.S. history, President Donald Trump…
Kellyanne Conway Says Admin's Insane Claim About Terrorists Coming From Mexico Was 'Misstatement'
Some people get their exercise by going to the gym or taking a jog outside. Others attend group classes or wear an…
Kirstjen Nielsen Mad That Democrats Didn't Just Nod Along With Her Many Lies
Adding insult to injury over Wednesday’s inconclusive government shutdown meeting involving President Donald Trump and…
Trump Blames Democrats for Children's Deaths While in Border Patrol Custody
Seemingly incapable of any sense of empathy, the president of the United States has chosen to politicize on Twitter the…
GOP Congressman: 'Only 2' Kids Have Died in DHS Custody, What's the Big Deal?
In the last decade, according to U.S. Customs and Border Protection commissioner Kevin McAleenan, there have been two…
Trump Administration’s ‘Remain in Mexico’ Policy Immediately
Comes Under Fire
The Trump administration’s latest gambit to erode constitutional and legal protections for asylum-seekers will be…
Watch America's Dumbest Congressman Compare Separated Families to Paul Manafort
Congressman Louie Gohmert. God, where to even start?
Kirstjen Nielsen Doesn't Get to Use Jakelin Caal Maquin’s Death as a Stage Prop
Speaking before the House Judiciary Committee on Thursday, Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen again found a…
Kirstjen Nielsen Decides to Blame Child's Death in Border Patrol Custody on Her Family
Last night, the Washington Post reported that a 7-year-old Guatemalan girl died last week of exhaustion, dehydration,…
Trump Reportedly Plans to Fire Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen
Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen will be the next Trump Administration official on the chopping block,…
Trump's Latest Nightmarish Anti-Immigrant Policy Is Here
Exactly one week after announcing plans to overhaul the U.S. asylum process to punitively bar certain migrants from…
Trump Announces Radical New Assault on Asylum Seekers
Nearly half an hour into a rambling, low-energy press conference that seemed more like an understated stump speech…
Trump Is Sending Thousands of Armed Troops to the Border for an Obvious Political Stunt
President Trump will send more than 5,000 active duty soldiers to help “harden” the U.S.-Mexico border in the coming…
This Is America Right Now
To give you a sense of just how fucked up the United States of America is at the moment, allow me to direct your…
Basically Everyone Was Caught Totally Unprepared for Trump's 'Zero Tolerance' Policy
The Trump administration’s now-infamous memo, issued by Attorney General Jeff Sessions, which directed “zero tolerance”…
Two Giant Assholes Reportedly Scream at Each Other
Two of the Trump administration’s top ghouls apparently got into a screaming match with one another outside the Oval…