Trump Administration Might Give Disastrous Family Separations Policy Another Go

Remember how the policy of separating families at the border worked out so well for the Trump administration last time? All of those harrowing pictures, videos, and sounds from what some critics dubbed Trump’s “baby jails?” Kirstjen Nielsen getting chased out of a restaurant? Allegations of abuse? The evidence that…

DHS Watchdog Finds the Trump Administration Did a Bad Job Committing Human Rights Violations

The Department of Homeland Security did a terrible job carrying out its zero-tolerance family separation policy earlier this year, according to an unreleased report by the cabinet department’s inspector general, proving that the Trump administration is incompetent even when doing the most evil shit imaginable.

Oh Look, the Trump Official in Charge of Hurricane Response Is Under Investigation 

As Hurricane Florence barrels toward the Carolinas today, Politico reports that the Trump administration’s Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) chief, Brock Long—you know, the guy tasked with brilliantly coordinating our response to natural disasters as well as we did in Puerto Rico—is under investigation into…

Kirstjen Nielsen Echoes Trump's Charlottesville Comments in Trainwreck Interview

Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen spent her Thursday morning being interviewed by NBC’s Peter Alexander at the Aspen Institute Security Forum. There, Nielsen reminded us all that despite her reported unpopularity within the Trump administration, she remains an unrepentant apologist and enabler for some of…

Kirstjen Nielsen Made a Very Brave Visit to Migrant Detention Centers Last Week

Homeland Security secretary Kirstjen Nielsen made a round of visits to immigrant detention centers in South Texas last week, where detainees reportedly “desperately wanted to speak with Nielsen.” Instead, Nielsen and her staff reportedly avoided both detainees and reporters, which kind of makes you wonder what the…

Lone Hero Reportedly Calls Stephen Miller a 'Fascist' at Mexican Restaurant

This site’s stance on shaming extremely bad public figures is, by now, well known and also correct. So it is with heart aflutter that I must inform you: a lone, as-yet-unnamed hero confronted White House adviser Stephen Miller at a Mexican restaurant in DC to let him know he’s definitely a “fascist.”

Democratic Socialists Ruin Family Destroyer Kirstjen Nielsen's Dinner at a D.C. Mexican Restaurant

Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen decided to wind down from a long few days of lying her ass off about the Trump administration’s family separation policy by dining at a fancy Mexican restaurant in D.C. So, activists at the Metro D.C. chapter of the Democratic Socialists of America decided to pay her a…