First Lady Melania Trump turns 49 years old today, and how better to mark this auspicious occasion than with a picture of her sitting alone, being completely ignored by an entire room full of people.

[Dumbass American doing British voice] PIP PIP CHEERIO, DONALD! HE’S GON ACROSS THE POND INNIT! DON’T TRIP OVER THE QUEEN MUM’S KNICKERS, BLOODY WANKER!! PISS OFF AND DON’T COME BACK, EH BRUV??