Sep 15 2019
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A second state is looking to ban the sale of flavored e-cigarettes. New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D) told reporters on…
Sep 11 2019
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Sep 5 2019
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A Splinter tipster pointed us today to this story from a couple weeks back about how Barron Trump—the only silent…
Aug 28 2019
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This may be the one Trump tower that the world needed—nay, deserved.
Aug 26 2019
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Donald Trump has made no secret of his deep and abiding bro-love for murderous North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un.…
Aug 8 2019
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The White House posted truly haunting photos of Donald Trump on Wednesday visiting survivors of the shooting in…
Jul 5 2019
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Usually when you read stories about celebrity statues, it’s because they’re insulting to the person they depict.…
Jun 25 2019
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Stephanie Grisham, currently the director of communications for First Lady Melania Trump, will be the White House’s…
Apr 26 2019
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First Lady Melania Trump turns 49 years old today, and how better to mark this auspicious occasion than with a picture of her sitting alone, being completely ignored by an entire room full of people. Read more
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Apr 24 2019
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“God Bless America” blared over the loudspeakers as President Donald Trump wobbled back and forth next to First Lady…
Apr 23 2019
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[Dumbass American doing British voice] PIP PIP CHEERIO, DONALD! HE’S GON ACROSS THE POND INNIT! DON’T TRIP OVER THE QUEEN MUM’S KNICKERS, BLOODY WANKER!! PISS OFF AND DON’T COME BACK, EH BRUV?? Read more
Jan 2 2019
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For those of us hoping that the new year would bring with it a small measure of peace and respite from President…
Dec 13 2018
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By sheer force of personality and tireless journalistic pursuit of Truth, Fox News’ Sean Hannity landed a sit-down…
Nov 26 2018
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Did you wake up this morning with a deep, dark cloud of post-Thanksgiving sads hanging over your head? Did you feel…
Nov 19 2018
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Despite the fact that Thanksgiving hasn’t even happened yet—and, as such, we should be barred from too much…
Nov 15 2018
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A top White House aide has been removed from her post after coming into very open conflict with First Lady Melania…
Nov 13 2018
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After months of speculation, it seems as if President Donald Trump may finally pull the trigger and fire White House…
Nov 12 2018
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It’s nice to know that Melania Trump and her staff can find the time to be a complete and total dick to one of the…
Oct 11 2018
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First Lady Melania Trump was having a jolly old time touring Africa, many thousands of miles away from her evil…
Oct 11 2018
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It’s been a minute since we’ve heard about First Lady Melania Trump’s efforts with Be Best, her bafflingly branded…