A 'Unity Ticket' Is the Worst Possible Idea of All
Usually—and by usually, I mean last time—we don’t begin to see the call for “unity tickets” of a Democrat and a…
Get a Load of These 2 Wieners
Hello humans, please gaze upon this master class in awkward emotive mimicry as Senator-elect Mitt Romney (R-Uncanny…
Nativism Is Bad Politics
Since last Tuesday, centrist pundits have been apoplectic with fear that some progressive Democrats running to the left…
This Is How We Win
Tuesday night wasn’t just the Democrats’ Eric Cantor moment. That quickly became the media narrative of the Democratic…
A 'Healthy' Republican Party Is Still Hell on Earth
Alec Baldwin—who serves on the board of the liberal advocacy group People for the American Way—has used his platform as…
Mitt Romney Is Back On His Sanctimonious Bullshit
Leaders like Bob Corker, Jeff Flake, and Paul Ryan are retiring, and John McCain is in poor health—meaning there will…
Fox News Gives Bigoted Pastor Who Spoke at Jerusalem Embassy a Cozy Chance to Defend Himself
Evangelical Baptist pastor Robert Jeffress has said a lot of crazy, offensive things. He once gave a sermon saying that…
There's No Fucking Way I'm Buying This Story About Romney Buying His Tux on Amazon
Mitt Romney’s 2012 presidential campaign was defined by what was, at the time, a very brazen approach to lying. He was…
Mitt Romney Has Some Normal and Relatable Thoughts About Meat
Mitt Romney has a message for his supporters, and that message is simply this: He is not actually a lizard person…
Mitt Romney's Path to the Senate Just Got a Little Bit Harder
When former Massachusetts governor and Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney announced he was running for Senate…
Paul Ryan Was Always Scum
Paul Ryan built his career as a congressman on an unwavering commitment to making life harder for the people most in…
Mitt Romney Brags About Being Even More Disgusting on Immigration Than Trump
Mitt Romney, who is currently trying to become a U.S. senator in Utah, bragged on Monday about his extraordinary…
Save All These Good Dogs From These Bad Men!!!
I love dogs! Big dogs, small dogs, fluff-o’s, freaking gnarly-ass dogs, you name ‘em, I love ‘em.
The Wikipedia Entry for 'Mitt Romney Dog Incident' Is Incredible
Mitt Romney, a six-foot-two oil slick with teeth, is back on the political scene, running for Orrin Hatch’s Senate seat…
Spineless Masochist Mitt Romney Laps Up Trump Endorsement Like a Very Good Boy
Mitt Romney announced last week that he is running for Utah Senator Orrin Hatch’s seat. Mitt Romney also likes the…
Mitch McConnell Urges Trump to Let Bygones Be Bygones With Mitt Romney
In an attempt to shore up the election of Mitt Romney as Utah’s next senator, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is…
The Saga of Mitt Romney's Utah Senate Bid Inches Closer to an End
After months of speculation over the status of Mitt Romney’s likely Senate run in Utah, we’re finally inching closer to…
Orrin Hatch Decides to Retire Four Decades Too Late
After a long “will he or won’t he” period, Utah senator and very old man Orrin Hatch finally announced on Tuesday that…
Trump Explicitly Endorses Accused Child Predator Roy Moore for Senate
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