May 23 2019

Big news today: Pizza for breakfast is healthier than cereal, according to some SCIENCE PEOPLE. Is this true?? What am I, a doctor?

Jan 31 2019

Donald Trump is considering putting Herman Cain, the guy best known for running a middling chain pizza company for when the wait is too long at Domino’s, on the board of the Federal Reserve, Bloomberg reported on Thursday. Everything is so stupid.