Incredible: Donald Trump managed to meet with the royals today—including Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles—and create “no news,” per the White House pool, other than this amusing line musing about what marble is made of. Wonders will never cease.
[Dumbass American doing British voice] PIP PIP CHEERIO, DONALD! HE’S GON ACROSS THE POND INNIT! DON’T TRIP OVER THE QUEEN MUM’S KNICKERS, BLOODY WANKER!! PISS OFF AND DON’T COME BACK, EH BRUV??