I’ll admit I’m no financial expert but I’d guess that when the stock market tanks 800 points in a single day, it’s bad! Are we on the verge of a global recession? Maybe! Should we worry when the president’s response is to rant about a “CRAZY INVERTED YIELD CURVE”? Absolutely.

Remember that Great Recession line about how a “skills gap” in the American workforce was fueling high unemployment? Turns out that simply wasn’t true, according to a new study. Guess we’ll have to pick another aspect of the American education system to reform.