Jeb Bush Wants Someone to Primary Trump (Not Jeb, Though)
America under President Donald Trump has gotten so unfathomably ridiculous and awful, that it’s easy to forget the…
GOP Congresswoman Gets So Close to Figuring Out Republicans' Women Problem
Republicans in Congress have issues. Just one of them: The party is severely lacking in female members in comparison to…
Texas County GOP Decides Not to Remove Official for Being a Muslim
The Tarrant County Republican Party has voted to not recall its vice-chairman Shahid Shafi after a segment of the party…
The Republican Party Is Existentially Racist
The Republican Party exists primarily to enable rich people to get richer. Its most powerful tool for drawing public…
The GOP Tears a Hamstring Making the Leap From Nazi's Deportation to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Democratic socialist congressional candidate Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has quickly become the right wing’s boogyman du…
The Racist History of the Democratic Party
The Democratic Party prides itself on being inclusive and advocating for communities of color, but there was a time…
Candidate Whines to Fox News That His Parents Disowned Him for Being Republican Dickhead
Kevin Nicholson, who’s running as a Republican in Wisconsin’s U.S. Senate race, wrote an op-ed for Fox News’ website…
Worthless Senator Ben Sasse Maybe Making a Useless Bid for President
Lord have mercy upon me, release me from the pit of darkness: There is another story about how Sen. Ben Sasse, the…
Republicans Sent Out Talking Points About Switzerland's Anti-Immigrant Laws, For Some Reason
We’ve come a long way from Republicans’ 2012 “autopsy” report, which concluded that the party needed to do more to…
Incredibly, Jeb Bush's Son Is Lamer Than Jeb
Is each successive generation of Jeb Bush’s line doomed to be even lamer than the last? Is Jeb the dominant gene? Does…
Stop Covering Family Separation Like a Political Horse Race
As public vitriol intensifies over Donald Trump’s policy of ripping immigrant children away from their parents, a…
Paul Ryan Is Full of Shit on Immigration Once Again
Paul Ryan, a man who has defiled two perfectly fine first names for people everywhere, told reporters on Thursday that…
Mitt Romney Is Back On His Sanctimonious Bullshit
Leaders like Bob Corker, Jeff Flake, and Paul Ryan are retiring, and John McCain is in poor health—meaning there will…
Republican Lawmaker Tom Garrett Apparently Treats His Staff Like Personal Servants
With pretty much any semblance of ethics and order already thrown out the window by the Trump administration—and…
Senator Dean Heller's Campaign Paid His Influencer Son $50,000 For 'Quality Content'
As one of the most endangered members of his caucus, Republican Senator Dean Heller is facing a tough re-election in…
Paul Ryan Terrified Republicans Might Actually Have a Tiny Heart For DACA
Paul Ryan, a man whose spine is made out of little rolled up pages from Atlas Shrugged, has continuously dodged…
Republican Darling Too Busy Lifting to Campaign, Bro
Meet Josh Hawley, the GOP’s own real life Bobby Newport trying to unseat Democratic incumbent Claire McCaskill’s Senate…
Joe Biden Mourns the Death of Decency in the White House (1789-2018)
White House special assistant Kelly Sadler reportedly said Thursday: “It doesn’t matter, he’s dying anyway,” in…
California's Republican Party Is a Huge Joke
The number of registered Republicans in California has plunged to levels so low that it’s almost even with the number…