8/19/19 4:15PM
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As Splinter’s resident amateur physician, it’s my unfortunate duty to report that New York Times-dubbed “cool kids…
7/16/19 3:51PM
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When disgraced former State Supreme Court justice Roy Moore announced he was tossing his oversized cowboy hat into…
7/11/19 9:00PM
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Over the past several months, it’s been reported that former Attorney General Jeff Sessions is weighing a bid for…
6/20/19 3:48PM
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Disgraced State Supreme Court justice and accused child molester Roy Moore announced on Thursday that he is…
6/19/19 5:01PM
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Folks, we are getting one step closer to the most awful U.S. Senate primary I could ever dream up becoming a…
5/29/19 9:07AM
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President Donald Trump weighed in Wednesday on the persistent rumors that disgraced former Alabama Supreme Court…
5/28/19 10:10PM
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Tonight on Twitter, Donald Trump Jr. warned failed Senate candidate and alleged pedophile Roy Moore to stay out of…
5/01/19 3:05PM
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Former Alabama Chief Justice and failed Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore is sussing out his chances for another…
4/05/19 11:51AM
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President Donald Trump, a man who admitted on tape to sexually assaulting women, insisted on Friday that he was…
4/04/19 4:07PM
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Florida Republican Rep. Matt Gaetz is considering abandoning his home state to move north and challenge Alabama’s…
3/08/19 5:55PM
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12/27/18 9:15PM
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Remember Roy Moore? The Republican Alabama Senate candidate who was accused of improper sexual conduct with several…
11/30/18 12:38PM
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Half a dozen officials in President Donald Trump’s administration have been given the absolute gentlest of…
9/05/18 2:58PM
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Roy Moore is many things: He’s a disgraced former chief justice of Alabama’s Supreme Court; he lost a safe…
7/30/18 9:18AM
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Sacha Baron Cohen has been on one hell of a roll lately with his new Showtime series Who Is America? For instance, he…
7/12/18 4:44PM
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Ahh. Hahahahaha. Ah, this is so good.
5/07/18 9:55AM
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Donald Trump started his week on Monday by urging voters in West Virginia’s upcoming Republican Senate primary not to…
4/30/18 5:08PM
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4/30/18 12:21PM
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To absolutely no one’s surprise, Donald Trump’s strategy for supporting his party in the 2018 midterms is to just…
4/20/18 9:08AM
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You would think that the Republican Party being in control of the entire federal government would mean conservative…