Rudy Giuliani Is Butting Into Romanian Politics Because He's Greedy in Addition to Being Stupid

Rudy Giuliani is a busy guy these days. Between crazed television appearances, metaphysical musings, and affixing his chapped old man lips firmly to President Donald Trump’s marshmallow butt, it’s amazing that he’s somehow found time to insert himself smack in the middle of a Romanian political crisis.

Rudy Giuliani: No One Feels as Bad About Family Separation as the Guy Who Made It Happen

Rudy Giuliani, the empty car on the subway where someone definitely pooped, graced Fox News today. But it wasn’t to tear down Stormy Daniels and/or all other women or anything. Rather, he helped provide some very precious insight into how President Donald Trump—who implemented the policy of separating children from…

Smart Lawyer Rudy Giuliani Has a Wild New Defense for Donald Trump's Lies

Rudy Giuliani, a ghoulish husk of a man with bottom teeth that resemble the tombstones in a haunted graveyard, sat down with CNN’s Chris Cuomo on Monday night and insisted with a straight face that members of Donald Trump’s legal team were NOT lying when they falsely claimed the president wasn’t involved in drafting a…

Meghan McCain Thinks Republicans Support Trump Because They're...Confused? 

It’s Monday, it’s a new week, and we can only hope that the fallout from last week’s thoroughly wearisome Roseanne scandal will not find new life this week. While we wait to see whether or not something reanimates the corpse of that conversation, let’s see what happened on America’s other favorite sitcom this week,…