This All Seems to Be Going Well
Now that President Donald Trump has announced he’ll declare a national emergency to bypass congress and fund a border…
Trump Ends One Crisis and Starts Another
The White House announced on Thursday that President Donald Trump will sign into law the long sought-after budget deal…
Trump Demands Ilhan Omar Resign, Whines About His Wall In Front of the Entire Cabinet
President Donald Trump, a man beloved by neo-Nazis who himself has dabbled in anti-Semitic tropes, demanded that…
Donald Chump
President Donald Trump announced on Friday that he had reached a deal with congressional Democrats to reopen the…
Larry Kudlow’s Brain Leaves the Building Over Simple Shutdown Question
Judging by his performance today in front of the White House Press Corps, President Donald Trump’s chief economic…
Denver Schools Head Wants Furloughed Federal Workers to Scab During Potential Teachers Strike
In a truly abysmal encapsulation of Where We Are Now, the superintendent of Denver Public Schools has suggested that,…
Problem Solved
The shutdown is a big problem, and nobody solves problems like the Problem Solvers Caucus, the bipartisan group of…
Trump's Pointless Border Stunt Was a Masterclass in Painful Stupidity
With his self-imposed government shutdown now poised to become the longest in U.S. history, President Donald Trump…
FDA Suspends All Routine Food Inspections During the Shutdown, Which Seems Fine
The government shutdown has already wreaked havoc on the lives of hundreds of thousands of people, threatened to disrupt…
Trump Loses the Ratings Game to Chuck and Nancy
Given that President Donald Trump’s entire public persona is largely predicated on the fact that he was at one time a…
Trump Wall Dumb Dumb
Less than 24 hours after hijacking every major television network in the country to offer absolutely nothing of…
White House Reportedly Trying Novel New Strategy of Making Sure Trump Doesn't Lie
President Donald Trump is set to give his first primetime Oval Office speech tonight, and while we don’t know exactly…
Multiple Outlets Appalled That Prisoners Are Being Treated Humanely During Shutdown
As the partial government shutdown stretches into its third week without an end in sight, we were overdue for an…
This Might Have Been Trump's Stupidest Press Conference of All Time
As the government shutdown approaches the two week mark, President Donald Trump attempted to regain the political…
The Shutdown Isn't Stopping Administration Officials From Getting Nice Pay Raises
On Saturday, January 5, two things are set to happen: