Here is my review of the new “horror” film Suspiria, which lands in theaters across America today: More like SUCKSpiria!!! Seriously, this movie is way too long and full of itself. It tries desperately to say something but ultimately says nothing. AND it’s not even that scary. A must-miss!
TGIF!!!! Two scenarios seem equally possible here: 1) We get a single new Avatar movie that costs $900 million to make, performs poorly at the box office, and nearly bankrupts Disney, or 2) We have to stomach an Avatar movie every Christmas like the new incarnation of Star Wars.