State Department official Matthew Gebert has been put on leave after the Southern Poverty Law Center revealed that he was an active member of a DC-area white supremacist group for more than five years. His former boss told Politico that she was “horrified” to learn of his affiliations.

Hate to disappoint, GOP, but my criteria for nominating a Fox News personality to become United States’ ambassador to the global community is that they must have traveled to at least 27 countries. I’m sorry, but I will not budge from this.