May 30 2019
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Improbably, Ted Cruz voiced support for AOC’s idea for a bill banning members of Congress from joining lobbying firms after leaving office. While bipartisanship is nice, it’s also good AOC is insisting on a “clean bill,” with none of the poison pill amendments that people like Cruz love to slip into bills.

May 16 2019
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Oh look, the space pirates senator had dinner with the virulently anti-LGBTQ Brazilian fascist. I’m sure they had a LOT to talk about!

May 1 2019
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Get it, “the joke” is that Ted Cruz’s dad killed JFK.

Apr 4 2019
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Next Tuesday, a bipartisan group of Senators will read Martin Luther King Jr.’s “Letter From Birmingham Jail” aloud on the Senate floor. One of those senators will be Ted Cruz. Truly, everyone is now equal.

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