Congrats to Ted Cruz for Asking the Worst Question of the Entire Facebook Hearing

Today’s hearing with Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has been pretty poor, on the whole, so far—the average age of the senators questioning Zuckerberg appears to be around 140 and many of them seem not to understand the concepts underpinning the questions they’re asking—but our normal boy, Senator Ted Cruz, still managed…

Ted Cruz's Attempt at a Simpsons Joke Turns Into a Spectacular Self-Own

We’re only on Day 2 of CPAC, Coachella for GOP orcs, and my god is it embarrassing. In an attempt to presumably connect with everyday Americans, Ted Cruz made what those of us in the industry call a “pop” “culture” “reference” to The Simpsons, a show that hasn’t been good for 20 years. Naturally, it was dumb and bad…

Ted Cruz's Hypocrisy About Roy Moore Is a Master Class in Being Human Garbage

The fact that Texas Republican Senator Ted Cruz is an opportunist and hypocrite of the first order is hardly shocking. But watching him stick his neck out for alleged pedophile and sexual predator Roy Moore, only to turn around and express “concern” over the “serious, serious problem” posed by accused groper Senator…