Aug 30 2019
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Madeleine Westerhout, the longtime personal assistant to President Donald Trump, abruptly resigned on Thursday after…
May 20 2019
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The ongoing war between congressional Democrats and the White House continued apace on Monday, with the Trump…
May 9 2019
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The White House on Thursday announced that it plans to nominate former Boeing executive Patrick Shanahan to be the…
Apr 26 2019
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First Lady Melania Trump turns 49 years old today, and how better to mark this auspicious occasion than with a picture of her sitting alone, being completely ignored by an entire room full of people.
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Apr 16 2019
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Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s full—albeit redacted—report on Russian interference in the 2016 election is set to…
Mar 26 2019
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Mar 1 2019
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Were he not President Donald Trump’s millionaire son-in-law, there’s absolutely no way on Earth that Jared Kushner…
Feb 14 2019
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The White House announced on Thursday that President Donald Trump will sign into law the long sought-after budget…
Dec 19 2018
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The partial government shutdown that seemed so imminent just a few short days ago may be over before it even begins,…
Nov 7 2018
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On Wednesday, a tired-sounding President Donald Trump took a low-energy victory lap around the burning wreckage of…
Nov 6 2018
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With Republicans losing control of the House, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders has become the…
Oct 31 2018
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For the second day in a row, we asked the White House where our goddamn tax cut was. They didn’t answer, but they did put out this statement saying they’ll do it next year, which has to be one of the most shameless pre-election gimmicks ever.
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Sep 21 2018
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Donald Trump has long had it out for Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein (to say nothing of his boss Jeff…
Aug 22 2018
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White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders might be a mush-mouthed, inhumane, professional obfuscater, but…
Aug 15 2018
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President Donald Trump would like you to believe that Tuesday night’s primary elections—in which Democrats flexed…
Aug 13 2018
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Former White House aide Omarosa Manigault Newman continued her scorched earth book/vengeance tour on Monday with a…
Jul 19 2018
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Some people love surprises. I am not one of them. Neither, it seems, is Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats.
Jun 13 2018
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Not 10 days ago did I relay to you the story of Andrew Giuliani, the son of Rudy Giuliani, being told off by his dad…
May 27 2018
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If there ever was a day where Donald Trump and his closest aides wouldn’t be hooting and hollering about leaks,…
Feb 28 2018
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Donald Trump suggested actively confiscating some people’s guns with no due process and made a host of other random…