Trump Ends One Crisis and Starts Another
The White House announced on Thursday that President Donald Trump will sign into law the long sought-after budget deal…
Congressional Leaders Agree on Resolution to Avoid Shutdown, Bob Corker Isn't Impressed
The partial government shutdown that seemed so imminent just a few short days ago may be over before it even begins, as…
Trump Spent a Wild Press Conference Shaming Republican Losers and Screaming at Reporters
On Wednesday, a tired-sounding President Donald Trump took a low-energy victory lap around the burning wreckage of what…
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Trying Really Hard Tonight
With Republicans losing control of the House, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders has become the…
For the second day in a row, we asked the White House where our goddamn tax cut was. They didn’t answer, but they did…
Rod Rosenstein Reportedly Considered Wearing a Wire and Trying to Oust Trump
Donald Trump has long had it out for Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein (to say nothing of his boss Jeff Sessions),…
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Insists Everything Is Extremely Fine
White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders might be a mush-mouthed, inhumane, professional obfuscater, but even…
The Treasury Department's Trump Retweet May Have Broken the Law
President Donald Trump would like you to believe that Tuesday night’s primary elections—in which Democrats flexed their…
Omarosa Releases Wild New Purported White House Tape of Trump Reacting to Her Ouster
Former White House aide Omarosa Manigault Newman continued her scorched earth book/vengeance tour on Monday with a…
When You Are Definitely Loving Your Job Right Now
Some people love surprises. I am not one of them. Neither, it seems, is Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats.
Rudy Giuliani's Awful Son Has Apparently Lost His Access to the West Wing
Not 10 days ago did I relay to you the story of Andrew Giuliani, the son of Rudy Giuliani, being told off by his dad…
People at the White House Are Reportedly Just Blaming People They Don't Like for Leaks Now
If there ever was a day where Donald Trump and his closest aides wouldn’t be hooting and hollering about leaks, you’d…
Trump Saying He Wants to Take People's Guns Wasn't Even the Wildest Part of This Meeting
Donald Trump suggested actively confiscating some people’s guns with no due process and made a host of other random…
H.R. McMaster Might Be On His Way Out Because He Doesn't Coddle the President
CNN reported late Thursday evening that national security adviser H.R. McMaster might be on his way out of the White…
The Executive Branch Does an Exceptionally Poor Job Tracking Sexual Harassment Claims
Reporters at Politico had a simple request for 18 different federal agencies: how many claims of sexual harassment had…
Self-Respecting Journalists Shouldn't Go to the White House Christmas Party This Year, Or Ever
If you’re a member of Washington’s self-flagellating Beltway media establishment, you might find yourself faced with a…
White House Staffers Reportedly Use Day Care Tricks to Keep Trump From Going Off the Rails
When Senator Bob Corker unabashedly described the White House as an adult day care center on Sunday, very few people…
Rex Tillerson Reportedly Called Trump a 'Moron' and Almost Resigned Earlier This Year
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Third Personal Email Shared by Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump Received 'Hundreds' of Messages
In addition to using separate personal emails while working at the White House, Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump…
Opportunistic Millionaire Attempted to Score Free Honeymoon Ride
Do you want to win a free, all expenses paid for, honeymoon trip to Europe? Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin certainly…