Beep Beep Vroom Vroom That Stolen (Not-A-)Tank Story Keeps Getting Weirder And I Love It!!!!!

I’m a man who enjoys the simple things in life: a cold beverage on a hot day; reading spoilers for horror movies I have no intention of actually watching (hellooooo Hereditary); and—of course—seeing a heavily armored military vehicle just fucking book it down a city street in the middle of a Blues Brothers-esque car…

Affirming Our Vibrant Democracy, Virginia Officials Will Draw a Name to Determine Winner of House Race

Nearly eight weeks of a truly harrowing ballot recount debacle will come to a close tomorrow, when Virginia officials will finally determine the winner of a tied, highly contested state house race in the state’s 94th district in the most democratic way possible: by randomly drawing a name out of a bowl in a crowded…

Virginia Statehouse Election Decision Will Be Postponed as Simonds Launches Legal Battle

This year has been a monumental one for Virginian politics, seeing the election of Democratic Socialist Lee Carter over Republican House Majority Whip Jackson Miller and the rise of Danica Roem, the first openly transgender woman to serve on any state’s legislature, but the state’s final race has proved to be the…