Bleep Bloop Trump's Brain Is Soup
On Thursday, President Donald Trump attempted to cover the hilariously exposed ass of Commerce Secretary and (dubious)…
Fire Wilbur Ross Into Space
Wilbur Ross, a man whose voice has been genetically modified to put you to sleep, has some particularly vile thoughts…
The Shutdown Isn't Stopping Administration Officials From Getting Nice Pay Raises
On Saturday, January 5, two things are set to happen:
Wilbur Ross Not Even Trying to Avoid Looking Corrupt Anymore
Due to the plethora of unsavory grifters who’ve found themselves in the administration of Donald Trump over the past…
The 69 Idiots of 2018: Trumpworld
2018 was a year filled with idiots—including the almost universally moronic crew of charlatans, scammers and failures…
Congrats to Trump's Cabinet for Getting That Bread
Nothing more heartwarming than a tale of someone grinding and hustling and it all paying off. From Politico today:
Wilbur Ross Accused of Being a Huge Crook in Bombshell New Article
Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross, like many in the Trump administration, is an insanely rich man, worth an estimated $700…
Wilbur Ross Is Reportedly Trump's New Least Favorite Cabinet Secretary
Commerce secretary and enthusiastic beef boy Wilbur Ross has largely flown under the radar relative to the other dumb…
Wilbur Ross: Trump and I Eat Lots of Beef, Are Definitely Both Fine Mentally
President Donald Trump is, in his own words, a very stable genius. Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross agrees.
At Least a Dozen States Are Suing Trump Over Citizenship Question on 2020 Census
The addition of a citizenship question to the 2020 Census is just one more way that Republicans are trying to undermine…
Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross Reportedly Falls Asleep at Meetings and Is on Trump's Bad Side
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Trump Commerce Secretary Has Business Links to Putin’s
Family
Millions of offshore files and records recently have been leaked to the German newspaper Süddeutsche Zeitung, and then…
Trump Cabinet Secretary Gushes About the Lack of Dissent in Saudi Arabia
Commerce Secretary and gazillionaire Wilbur Ross joined President Trump in Saudi Arabia, on the the first leg of the…