Somehow, there have been two completely different, distinct stories today about Scott Pruitt being unethical in the tackiest way possible.
Tuesday was National Frozen Yogurt Day. Did you score a free frozen yogurt? Idiot! Let’s take a moment to appreciate a great thing: Yogurt.
The Greek philosopher Heraclitus held that the universe is in a constant state of change. His nation went on to produce lots of yogurt, which is always changing, as well.