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There's no denying that the new 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' movie trailer isn't the ultimate #tbt (whether you're loyal to the 90s flicks or not)! Kick-ass turtles, a wise rat and a hot reporter will tickle our fantasy any day. But here's how life would really look like for these fictional heroes and villains:

1. We see Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello & Michelangelo like this.

Image via David Lee/Paramount Pictures

In reality they'd be cowa-roadkill!

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Or at the zoo doing this.

2. Megan Fox plays the oh-so-scrumptious news reporter April O'Neil helping fight crime (and taking pics) like this.

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Image via David Lee/Paramount Pictures

Meanwhile this is what a hot real life reporter deals with.

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And sometimes they're forced to dress like this.

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3. We like to think of Master Splinter as a sewer rat with sage advice.

But this is how we really react when he leaves the sewer and hops on the subway.

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4. Shredder may be a terrifying enemy.

Well this one isn't too far from real life.

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Check out the 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' movie trailer below: