The 10 Worst Possible Democratic Presidential Tickets

We keep hearing names. Mike Bloomberg may run. Andrew Cuomo has presidential aspirations. And Michael Avenatti? Jamie Dimon? My god. How bad could this possibly get for the Democratic Party? Very bad.

These are just the plausible ones.

TEN NIGHTMARE DEMOCRATIC TICKETS

10. Mike Bloomberg/ Joe Biden

9. Andrew Cuomo/ Mike Bloomberg

8. Joe Biden/ Jamie Dimon

7. Mark Cuban/ Mark Zuckerberg

6. Tom Steyer/ Howard Schultz

5. Howard Schultz/ Mark Cuban

4. Jamie Dimon/ Tom Steyer

3. Mark Zuckerberg/ Michael Avenatti

2. Oprah/ George Clooney

1. Hillary Clinton/ Tim Kaine

Welcome to hell.