Neil Vazquez

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The 2014 Primetime Emmys were more of a predictable snoozefest than Sunday night's VMAs. For those of you who didn't have time for a Monday-night, three-hour telecast, we have the next best thing. Scroll through and watch us recreate the emotional heft of the night through the timeless art of collage.

All the ladies seemed to be wearing red last night, but I can’t seem to get enough of Lena’s used-tampon chic. It’s a full moon tonight, and Dunham can’t help but give us menstrual realness.

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The first season of the "Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon" lost to the "Colbert Report." It’s okay Jimmy, at least you have burgers, fries and cereal to drown out your pain.

Not only did Louis C.K. win an Emmy for writing, but his child co-star revealed to the world he taught her how to hold a joint.

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Why is "House of Lies" constantly nominated as a comedy? Is it a sign that Kristen Bell's career is one big joke, or is Don Cheadle the next Jerry Seinfeld? You tell me.

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In the ultimate triumph of TV over movies, Cranston won Best Lead Actor in a Drama over Matthew McConaughey.

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