The best iPhone6 anticipatory tweets

Twitter is ablaze with people anticipating the Apple keynote this morning and the release of the iPhone6. But before the madness ensues at 1 p.m., and nothing else on the internet will matter until next week, here are some comedians speaking the truth about our generation’s sick obsession.

I hope Apple’s new iPhone 6 has a battery that charges from other people’s resentment of me looking at my phone while they’re talking.— Keating Thomas (@keatingthomas) September 9, 2014

Romina Puga is a pop culture reporter and producer for Fusion. You can find her on “Fusion Now,” Fusion’s daily TV updates, going over new movies, music, apps, and why D’Angelo is still sexy.