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Another day, another alleged detail in the alleged extramarital love lives of the First Family. Can you believe it was just last week that we learned of Donald Trump Jr.’s alleged affair with Aubrey O’Day, sending the words “Danity” and “Kane” hurtling through time and space? The latest: Trump Jr. and O’Day’s (alleged) affair was no mere (alleged!) fling—the two had plans to start a family! That means that not one, but two separate women wanted to have a child by Donald Trump Jr., a goomba.

According to the latest issue of US Weekly, Trump was in it for the long haul with O’Day. “Don told Aubrey he wanted to have a baby with her,” a source told the tabloid. “They were trying for one.”

Not to discount anyone’s emotional attachments here, but I personally refuse to believe this was anything other than an excuse to not use protection. Anyway, according to this insider, even after Trump’s wife Vanessa shut down the romance (after reportedly finding emails between her husband and the singer), Trump still reached out to O’Day. This is where things get (more) sad. Or might get sad if Donald Trump Jr. wasn’t a conspiracy theory-pushing lump of marzipan:

“He’d call Aubrey and leave long voicemails telling her he still loved her over and over,” the source tells Us. “He’d cry and say he was nervous his wife would take the kids away.”

Wow, a truly tragic alleged moment in the life of our Donald Trump Jr. You can hear more about all of these supposedly intense emotions in O’Day’s 2012 remix to Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used To Know” and her other hit song, “DJT.”