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Today, Facebook's very own Mark Zuckerberg answered a number of user questions using his massive social media network. Roughly 30,000 questions flooded the page during the Q&A, and Zuckerberg responded to a few, popular, well punctuated queries. Some of them were softballs:

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Some of them were important:

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and one of them was from Stephen Hawking:

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Most of them, however, were utter nonsense. It got pretty weird, readers. Here are some of the weirdest, most wonderful questions from today's Q and A, organized by category.

The existential

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The tired

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The flirty

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The friendly

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The tech support-y

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The accusatory

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The long-winded

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And the will you hire me? of which there were too many to count.

Danielle Wiener-Bronner is a news reporter.

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